Chapter 53: The Dark Cuisine of Aruba
Well! Aruba's arms shook, and his scythe-like front paws were lowered. The two forelimbs became a pair of harvesting weapons.
The harvest work is completed.
"Thank you, pull the lights. And ......" Aruba glanced at Murphy, who was still standing on the high ground.
"Come, I'll introduce you first." Pull the lantern and pull Aruba back to the highlands.
"This is Murphy, the first resident of the town. It's character...... You'll find out later. Pulling the lamp and pointing at Murphy, he said.
"Pull the lamp, what's wrong with my personality? You make it clear to me! Otherwise, I'll use [Skeleton Hugging Elf Kill] on you. As soon as Murphy finished speaking, he was caught by a pair of large pliers behind him.
"Hehe, I almost forgot if you didn't say it. Isn't it comfortable to hold my head just now? "Edward's sneak attack was successful. Holding Murphy up in the air, he said proudly. "Now it's time for me to taste the bones."
"That big lobster, it's Edward. and Murphy can be regarded as happy enemies, so don't worry about them. ”
"You're just rejoicing with him!" Murphy and Edward said in unison. Then they looked at each other in disgust and continued to fight.
"Hello Murphy, hello Edward. And thank you Murphy for your bone meal. Aruba politely thanked you.
"If you really want to thank you, come and help me kill this lobster." Murphy was held high by Edward, struggling with his hands dancing.
"Uh......" Aruba was at a loss and didn't know if he should go up and help.
"Ignore him, this is A-Se." Pull the lamp to lead Aruba to Jacos and Ase. "There is a sword in front of the castle that can be pulled out to become a 'single king', you can try it when you have time."
"Hello, A-Se."
"Hello, Aruba."
"This is Edward, his enlightenment tea is a must-have in the town, you must remember to taste it." Pull the lamp continued.
"Hello, Edward."
"Well, hello."
"There's another one that's the mayor, you've seen it too. I won't go into too much detail. ”
"Are we the only ones in town?" Aruba wondered how there were only a few people in such a big town.
"That's right! There is also a group of Lich Kings of the undead realm, who sometimes come to visit the town. However, they are not residents and can only be considered guests at best. "Pull the lamp and explain it to Aruba with all her heart.
"As for why there are only so few townspeople in the town, it may have something to do with the geographical location of the town."
"Thank you, pull the lights. If you can, please promise me a way to express my gratitude. Aruba suggested to pull the lamp.
"Food? In addition to farming, you also cook food? "I felt like my common sense was being challenged again.
"Yes, farming is just to survive, and making food is my hobby." Aruba spoke in a tone of course, completely disregarding the feelings of others.
As he spoke, he took out a complete set of kitchen utensils from his personal space.
"Hey, is this cooking?" Edward stepped forward with Murphy in his hand.
"Bring me a bowl of bone broth, you see I've prepared all the ingredients for you." Edward leaned Murphy forward.
"What bone broth! Aruba don't listen to him, I want a spicy lobster. The materials are made with him. Unwilling to be weakened, Murphy persisted in fighting back despite being controlled.
"Go~go~go!" Pull the lamp to drive the two away, "Don't get in the way of Aruba here." ”
"Wait a minute!" Edward shouted, "Aruba, your stove is very chic." ”
As soon as Aruba wanted to thank Edward for the compliment, Edward placed the clip Murphy on top of the stove.
"Well, it's still good to bake Murphy."
"Be careful!" Aruba hurriedly pushed Murphy away. "The flame in this is an unquenchable hellfire, which I secretly knocked down from the 'hellfire' for cooking. Once glued on, it never dies. ”
Pulling the lamp and Edward took a closer look, and sure enough, there were small stones stored in the hearth. The only thing that is different from ordinary stones is that these small stones are surrounded by green flames.
"Murder, Edward, you are the murder of Chiguoguo. You want to throw me into hellfire and burn me to death. Murphy started yelling again.
Edward put down Murphy in a curt, "I'm just kidding, I didn't know it was Hellfire." ”
"It's late! Look at me [Skeleton Hugging Shrimp Kill]. As soon as Murphy landed, he scurried over Edward's head again.
"Make you bone broth, uh-huh. Let you roast Murphy, ahhhhh Murphy hugged the shrimp head and nibbled again.
"You come down for me, damn it! I should have thrown you into hellfire and burned you to death. Edward grabbed Murphy from his head and walked to the side.
"Aruba, your pot is also very strange, why is it irregular." Pulling the lamp, he noticed that Aruba's white wok not only had no handles, but also had a strange shape.
"Oh, this is a skull of a frost dragon I picked up on the battlefield. It can't be helped, nothing else can stand the smoke of hellfire. Aruba lowered his head to handle the ingredients in his hand, and answered the question of pulling the lamp without raising his head.
"By the way, I've washed this many times, and it will never get dirty." Aruba continued to add, concerned about the feeling of pulling the lantern.
The face of the lantern turned a little pale.
"And what about this?" The pull lamp refers to a strange-shaped kitchen knife on the table.
Aruba glanced up, "This is what I snatched from an abomination. It's obviously a tool for cutting vegetables, but it's actually used to cut people. That's why I'm going to get rid of it. ”
The face of the lantern can no longer be described as white.
"Of course, I've washed this many times, and there will never be any blood on it." Aruba is okay if you don't replenish. With this addition, the lantern finally couldn't bear it anymore, and ran to the side and vomited wildly.
And Aruba, who was fully engaged in the preparation of food, did not notice the abnormality of pulling the lamp.
Still talking to himself, he explained, "There are no ingredients this time, so I'll just make a fried rice." ”
As he spoke, he carefully took out a clay pot from his personal space.
"This is my baby. You also know that the Scourge doesn't see grease at all. This is the corpse oil that I secretly killed dozens of abominations to collect. It was almost discovered. ”
Aruba gently plucked a piece of grease from the clay pot and placed it in a wok made of the skull of the Frost Giant's head.
I only heard the sound of "bang", and the grease melted. It has a fragrance like lard.
It's just that the lantern that smelled this fragrance not far away spit out even more happily.
Aruba hurriedly poured the husked and washed rice into the pot and stir-fried.
Soon, a portion of fried rice is ready. Aruba skillfully platters fried rice on a plate and covers it with a round lid.
He looked around and found the lantern that was hiding and vomiting.
"What's wrong with you pulling the lamp, are you not in good health?" Aruba asked with concern.
"Hurry up and try my special fried rice. After eating, your body will definitely get better. He held the plate and came to the lantern as if offering a treasure.
As the lid opened, a plate of black, greasy rice grains was emitting black smoke. The black smoke condensed over the grains of rice into a pattern of skulls, refusing to disperse for a long time.
Aruba took out a spoon out of nowhere, and tried to deliver it to the hand that pulled the lamp.
Lalan stared at the peculiar pot, covering his mouth and shaking his head as he kept retreating.
Seeing that he was about to retreat to the edge of the high ground, he was forced into a corner by Aruba. Edward, with Murphy on his head, rushed over.
"Huh! Is the food ready? It just so happens that I've been battling the damn Murphy for so long and I'm a little hungry, so let me taste it first. With that, he snatched the spoon from Aruba's hand, took a large spoonful, and stuffed it into his mouth.
It happened suddenly, and the lantern didn't have time to react at all. I had to watch as Edward took a big bite of fried rice.
"It tastes weird!" Edward's mouth snapped twice, then the two protruding eyes glared out. And so it went straight down.
"I didn't do it! I didn't do it! Murphy hurriedly let go of Edward's shrimp head. Seeing Edward lying on the ground and began to spit out small white bubbles, Murphy became even more anxious.
"It's fine, it's just poisoning." Jia Kesi and Azer saw that something was wrong here, and rushed over together.
Carcos took out a bottle of moon well water and poured it into Edward's mouth.
After a while, Edward woke up slowly. "Curious fried rice, let me have two more bites."
The crowd ignored Edward's words of death.
Turning to Aruba, he asked, "Did you ever invite others to eat the food you made besides yourself?" ”
Aruba thought for a moment, "Yes! I once invited a Dreadlord of the Scourge to eat my food. As soon as he took a few bites, he fainted with happiness. After that, I never woke up, so I went to farm. ”
Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but gasp. Even the Dreadlord hadn't escaped Aruba's clutches, and if it weren't for the moon well in the town, Edward's fate would probably not be much better than that of the Dreadlord.
Everyone looked at Aruba again, and unconsciously carried a little fear. At the same time, I secretly made a decision in my heart that I would never eat the food that Aruba had handled in the future.