Chapter 104: He Has Amnesia
"On the other hand, the number of giant pandas is still one or two thousand. What's more, in addition to selling cuteness, giant pandas are useless for human farts. ”
"Okay, I'm wrong, in addition to selling cute, it can also sell two tickets for money, and by the way, give the head of Tenglong a long face."
"Alas! Stop talking, I'm speechless about this face-looking world. Selling cuteness is the king, and appearance is justice. ”
"But we can't forget our roots, without pigs, we wouldn't be where we are today, so please don't insult pigs in the future."
"Hoh..."Wave Frozen Spring gasped, he felt ashamed. Then he said very sincerely: "I'm sorry, I apologize to the pig!" ”
Zhang Yang has his own views on pigs, and he also wants to express his opinions. "I don't agree with that."
"These pig breeds are extinct, aren't there other pigs? There are more extinct species in the world. ”
"Even if we humans are extinct, there are many human races that are extinct, such as the famous exterminator."
"Natural selection for the survival of the fittest, survival of the fittest is the law of nature. How much have we saved? ”
"Just like us, humans, how many more years can continue to exist on the Blue Star, who can say?"
"And when a certain type of pig is gone, humans have nothing to lose, but if the giant panda is gone, it will be gone."
When a few people heard him say this, it seemed to make sense, the giant panda is a national treasure, how can it be compared to a pig.
Gao Ao disagreed: "Then according to what you say, there are other cats when the giant panda is gone." ”
! Zhang Yang retorted: "Can other cats be considered cats?" Oh no, can a panda be a cat? ”
"In other words, this is the kind of panda, can other cats be considered pandas?"
Gao Ao explained: "Big brother, there are two kinds of pandas, and red pandas are also very cute. ”
"It's just that the red panda is not unique to our Tenglong Country, so no one pays attention to it."
Baili Lang complained: "Damn! With all this nonsense, is the panda a bear or a cat? ”
Gao Ao took out his mobile phone and checked it and said, "No, the panda should be a mutated raccoon." ”
"Born with the comic attributes of a little raccoon, it looks like it's budding and fun to play."
"However, both pandas and domestic cats are considered by humans to be the masters, so I think they should be classified as felines."
Zhang Yang: "I'm afraid you're not mentally retarded, how can you be so classified." People still like dogs, do they also have to be classified as felines? ”
Gao Ao: "This is different, dogs already have canine families, why do you want to be classified in the feline family, aren't you a few nonsense?" ”
"Besides, humans are the masters of dogs, but they are the servants of cats. People often call themselves cat slaves, but have you ever heard of dog slaves? ”
Zhang Yang: "I've only heard of dog slaves, but I haven't heard of dog slaves." But the meaning seems to be similar, both words can be used to describe people. ”
! The corners of Gao Ao's mouth twitched a few times. Baili Lang immediately borrowed the question to play: "That's right, sometimes you're like a dog minion." ”
"What are you talking about, you idiot?" Zhang Yang was furious, he reached out to catch Baili Lang, and the two immediately began to scuffle on the sofa.
"Ouch, I'm Low Gene Maya!" Bo Lengquan covered his face and couldn't bear to look at it, he felt that the scene was seriously out of control.
It's a good discussion, but how did the style of words and the style of painting become like this?
Can they still communicate happily, are the brain circuits of these guys widened?
"Enough!" Zhao Meng shouted, and the two of them quickly stopped, and they didn't really fight.
Gao Ao: "Alright, don't make a fuss. Let's talk about Leonardo da Vinci's famous paintings. ”
Bo Lengquan collected his emotions, and then continued: "Actually, many of Da Wenqi's famous paintings are two. ”
"For example, his self-portraits are the most famous two, Madonna of the Rocks 1 and Madonna of the Rocks 2, Madonna with Carnation and Madonna with Flowers, Madonna and Child with St. Anne and Madonna and St. Anne and St. John, and the particularly famous Last Supper and Last Supper ......"
"Poof!" A group of people couldn't hold back any longer, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out, and they were all shocked by this fact.
Zhao Meng sighed: "Yes, I have grown a lot of postures. Teacher Bo is powerful, knowledgeable and rich. ”
The group calmed down the blood in their hearts like a galloping horse, not an ordinary horse, but a grass and mud horse.
After adjusting his internal breath, Gao Ao asked, "Why does Da Vinci have to paint a painting twice?" ”
Zhang Yang guessed: "Is it that after he painted, he turned his head and forgot about it, and then the inspiration came up again." ”
So I drew another one, and when I looked back after I finished drawing, I wiped my tears! How can there be two of them? ”
"Fuck your sister's inspiration." Baili Lang squeezed and said: "How can there be so much inspiration, you think he is the king of inspiration?" ”
Zhang Yang wanted to flatten him a little again: "Labor and management are talking about Leonardo da Vinci, why are you talking to me about Journey to the West, are you doing something?" ”
"Because of the blowing!" Gao Ao laughed and teased: "Da Vinci can't remember what he did?" ”
Zhang Yang pointed to his head and said, "Because he has amnesia, I used to be like this!" ”
"When I was studying in the past, once the teacher talked about the preface of King Teng's Pavilion of Wang Bo, the head of the Four Masters of the Early Tang Dynasty."
"This article has a respected status in the literary world, and some people say that it is not written by people at all, but by the gods of heaven."
"There are countless famous sayings for the ages, the landscape is unique, and the colors are magnificent. Far and near, virtual and real, contrast with each other. This article is full of color, every word, every thread, and a long breath. The magic of its words is especially better than the poet Li Taibai. Inside"
Gao Ao interrupted: "Okay, okay, you don't have anything to do with me." We're not talking about literature now, you're talking about your own part. ”
Zhang Yang: "I'm sorry I was too involved, but the teacher also focused on the most subtle part at that time, Luoxia and the lonely bird flew together, and the autumn water grew together. ”
"The next day in class, the teacher came to me, and he said the last sentence with a fluttering eyebrow, hoping that I could answer the next sentence. The class was quiet for two minutes, and everyone's eyes turned to me. ”
The teacher's eyes were full of expectation, and I looked at him with a confused expression, what Qi Fei? Fly, fly? Big guy, don't show off, did you take the wrong medicine today, run in front of me to chant poetry, I'm not a woman. ”
Seeing that I didn't react, he was also a little embarrassed, so he walked away disappointed. My tablemate whispered to me that I just learned it yesterday, so why didn't you forget it? ”
"I don't believe it, this guy is trying to lie to me again. Open the textbook and take a look, eh! Which silly Bi took notes for me? ”