As soon as Lu Han spoke, the sailors were happy.

"Tell me, who's in it!!"

"This is not the Luhan I know!"

"My Luhan can't be so dirty!"

"Sure enough, after falling in love, did you start to be interested in embarrassing things and dirty jokes?"

"Pure passers-by said that I will give full marks to Lu Han's operation!"

"Hang the king, tell a joke!"

Chen Mo cleared his throat and said into the microphone: "When I was young, I went to take a bath with my sister, and asked my sister curiously, what is this below me?"

My sister said, 'You're a car.' ’

I pointed to my sister's bottom and said, 'Sister, what about you?' ’

My sister said, 'This is a garage. ’

I asked, 'Shouldn't the car be parked in the garage?' ’

Syllable!

My sister slapped me and ......

Hee-hee, guess what my sister said? ”

"Rub! Why did you come to this set again? ”

"You're going to die in a hurry!"

"Let me guess! I guess my sister said, 'You two wheels can't get in.'" ’”

"Damn, there's the potential of the little filthy demon king upstairs!"

"If this part were set in Japan, it would be another two-hour movie."

"It's not right to park, it should be to practice dumping, driving in and out repeatedly!"

"My sister said, 'Brother, just park your little broken car on the side of the road, and your brother-in-law's sports car will stop in at night.'" ”

"I used to have a friend who, like the king, always sent half of the jokes. It was miserable when I walked, I was rescued from the manure tank, the chrysanthemum was burst on all sides, *** faded to the knee, and one leg was broken.

One hand was missing, and his mouth was stuffed with stuff from a cesspool.

When I sent it away, it was very peaceful, the family had no money to hire a hearse, borrowed a dung truck, lying in it was very quiet, the whole village came to send, beat gongs and drums and set off firecrackers, not to mention how happy, how lively!

Finally, at the time of cremation, it was specially in the toilet, and when it exploded, the ashes were sprinkled all over the toilet.

His mom and his grandfather happily went back to give birth to the next one. ”

Seeing this barrage, Lu Han's crow's feet of giggling in front of his mobile phone came out!

"It turns out that Betta still has such a fun and dirty live broadcast room! This anchor and his sailors are so talented! Lu Han smiled.

"What did my sister say? This hanging king will really whet people's appetite!

I'm dying! Guan Xiaotong said urgently.

Huang Zitao said: "Look at me too, my sister said: 'Parking needs to be charged!'" ’”

Lu Han couldn't close his legs with a smile, and also sent a barrage: "Then I'll have one too."

Get out of the way! My tank is coming! Belch? Where did my tank go? Got in? No way!! There are more than 20 cars parked inside! ”

Chen Mo saw the barrage of Huang Zitao and Lu Han, and couldn't help laughing: "I didn't expect the two members of the former E plug O to be so dirty!"

Admire, admire!

Everyone is quite talented, and my article may not be as dirty as everyone!

My sister said, 'Sister's garage, only our dad's big truck is parked. When you're better than your father, come to your sister again! ’”

After Chen Mo finished speaking, Huang Tingcheng beside him laughed and trembled!

The two Hao (harmonious) breasts were called a crazy shaking, which made Chen Mo want to squint at it.

The sailors in the live broadcast room were made to explode by Chen Mo's divine reply again!

"Nima, I only obey the king when it comes to defilement!"

"Obey, I'm so unaccustomed to the soil and water that I will obey you!"

"The first pollution of betta fish is not in vain!"

"Take my little brother's knee!"

"It reminds me of an advertisement for Wong Tsai Milk. It is said that after the son drank Wangzai's milk, the mother said that the son was better than the father. ”

Chen Mo took a sip of water, and then said, "Let's have another joke, let's continue to rank!"

Years ago, I was tricked into a pyramid scheme and my personal freedom was restricted.

Every day, in addition to eating and going to class, there is a big wolf dog leashed at the door, and no one wants to leave.

Later, I ate only half of my meals every day, while the other half was quietly fed to the dogs.

Later, in the dead of night, I sneaked to the gate while they were all asleep.

Sure enough, the dog already knew me, didn't bark, and wagged its tail at me.

I'm overjoyed, I haven't fed in vain for most of the year!

Lao Tzu's dream that he has been thinking about day and night is finally coming true tonight!

So I gave the dog away. ”

"Poof~~~~~"

"I don't want to fix this brake!"

"Weld them to death, don't even think about getting off until you go to kindergarten!"

"The steering wheel is welded to death!"

"Why am I still Xingyao and can't be the king, it's because I don't have this suffocating operation!"

"Crooked? Insurance company? Yes, it's still this intersection, yes, it's overturned again, okay, you guys hurry up! ”

"The sudden commotion flashed the old man's waist!"

"The last bend was so big that I almost didn't make it!"

Huang Chengcheng's beautiful eyes sparkled and looked at Chen Mo and said, "Ouch, I can't do it, you're going to laugh at me to death!"

My tears are coming out!

I didn't expect my cp to be honest in reality, and it can be dirty like this on the Internet! ”

The three of Lu Han also turned their backs before laughing, and the live broadcast room was full of joy.

After the joke is over, it's time to start ranking again.

Chen Mo thought for a while, and then said: "What, Xiaolu children's shoes, the Supreme Guardian has the right to get on the car."

Do you want to come and follow my parking space, and I'll drive the trailer to take you to play together? ”

Lu Han saw it and immediately replied: "You have to get in the car!"

You're a steady driver! ”

So, Lu Han, Guan Xiaotong and Huang Zitao all added Chen Mo as a game friend.

Chen Mo invited three people to five rows, and after they all got into the car, he decisively clicked the start button.

The waiting time is not very long, and it takes less than half a minute to jump right into the game.

Lu Han: "Hanging King, what hero are you going to use this time?" ”

Chen Mo pondered for a moment and said, "This time I'll use Han Jump to jump, I'll fight the jungle." ”

Lu Han: "Okay, then I'll use Miyamoto Musashi to list this time, I like Miyamoto very much, but I cut it a little too often." ”

BP is very casual, because Chen Mo is forced to hang up.

The lineup was also quickly revealed.

Chen Mo is Han Xin in the jungler, Lu Han's Miyamoto Musashi in the top laner, Xiao Qiao of Guan Xiaotong in the middle laner, Huang Zhong in the ADC is Huang Zhong, and Zhang Fei is assisted by Huang Zitao.

After entering the game interface, the ID on the opposite side is also displayed.

The top laner is Mulan, the jungler is Liu Bei, the middle laner is Zhuge Liang, and the lower lane is Lubanjia Zhuang Zhou.

At this time, someone couldn't help shouting: "Hey, Hang Wang, it seems that the Hi family is also on the other side!" ”

At this time, Hi's live broadcast room almost exploded.

Hi Shi said with an embarrassed face: "Ahem, take back the words that won just now, this is not a game I don't want to win, the critical moment is that the king is on the opposite side, even if the dream tears come, they can only be beaten!" ”