Chapter 491: Aren't You Called Tang Dazhang?
Early the next morning.
Qin Bei received a call from Hou San.
"Master Qin, how did you practice this kung fu of the fat cat! It's too good, can you teach me! β
Last night, Hou San took the fat cat and the mad dog to clean up Brother Biao.
Brother Biao prepared about fifty people to besiege them.
The result?
Hou San basically didn't have time to make a move, and the mad dog got three of them.
The rest were to the ground by the fat cat!
The bravery of the fat cat not only directly scared Brother Biao to pee on the spot.
It made Hou San admire it even more.
Hou San knew before that the fat cat was a relatively capable fighter.
But I never thought that the fat cat could be so strong!
After solving Brother Biao's matter, Hou San dragged the fat cat and said that he would not let go.
I have to let the fat cat explain why he became so powerful!
The fat cat was entangled by Hou San, so he had to confess truthfully, saying that he was practicing kung fu with Qin Bei recently.
Hou San couldn't accept it now, but it was a little late at that time, and Hou San didn't contact Qin Bei.
But early this morning, that is, when Qin Bei had just gotten up, Hou San's phone call came over, and he had to learn kung fu from Qin Bei!
Learning kung fu, if you don't have a solid foundation since childhood, like Hou San, a thirty-year-old person, if you want to learn it again, it will be very difficult - basically there is no possibility of success, because the bone meridians have been basically finalized.
The reason why the fat cat Tang Xiaotian can do it is because Tang Xiaotian's childhood was spent in the Tang Gate in Shuzhong, although he was kicked out of the Tang Gate when he was a teenager, but after all, the foundation is there.
"You go to Tang Xiaotian, I'll call him now." Qinbei Province.
"Thank you, Master Qin! Thank you Qin Ye! Hou Sanxi couldn't help himself, and hurriedly thanked him.
Immediately, Qin Bei called Tang Xiaotian and asked Tang Xiaotian to teach Hou San the first and simplest part of the Taibai Condensation Qi Sutra.
Although this will definitely not be able to refine peerless martial arts or anything, it is always effective to strengthen the body.
At the beginning, Qin Bei pondered the first list of the Taibai Condensation Qi Sutra, re-customized the learning progress and process, and developed the first weight of the Taibai Condensation Qi Sutra into a national fitness exercise, but there was no time to implement it, and now after Hou San wanted to learn kung fu, it happened to become Qin Bei's experiment.
After hanging up the phone call to Tang Xiaotian, Qin Bei was about to wash his face and go to school, when the phone rang again.
Qin Bei picked up his mobile phone and looked at it, but it was Su Xiaobei calling.
"Eldest sister, hurry up and talk about something, I'm in a hurry to go to school!" Qin Bei said to his mobile phone while washing his face.
Specifically, it has been nearly ten days since the official start of school, and our Qinbei has not even had a day of normal class time.
"I have a big customer here, and I have a bit of a private problem, can you cure it?" Su Xiaobei said.
"Any disease can be cured!" Qin Beida said in a big way.
"You just blow it, then why can't you cure my innate Nine Yin Cold Body?" Su Xiaobei pouted and said.
Qin Bei didn't blush at all: "You were born with a special physique, not considered sick." β
Su Xiaobei said: "Hehe, you just talk nonsense from here." Well, the big customer's illness, let me tell you, is the smell of the armpits - it has been pestering her for many years, can it be cured? β
"A small problem can be cured at one time, and the price is 200,000." Qin Bei said that part of the money that Qin Bei had saved hard before was scavenged by the master and handed over to Su Xiaobei to let her be responsible for the reconstruction of the abandoned military camp, and now Qin Bei has no money left.
"The price is not a problem! Make an appointment, shall you? Will you do it tomorrow night? Su Xiaobei asked.
"Okay, I can do it at any time." Qin Bei said.
"Okay, then I'll ask her to come over at eight o'clock in the evening, and I'll pick you up at your school at about seven o'clock, no problem, right?"
"Yes."
While Qin Bei was on the phone, he had already finished washing, and even ate something indiscriminately, and then rushed to school.
"I haven't seen you for a few days, why did you go?" In the dormitory, Bu Chengcai asked with a puzzled look.
Qin Beidao: "Save the world." β
"Bha-you just blow it, you don't pay taxes anyway." Regarding Qin Bei's explanation, Bu Chengcai, Li Hechun, and Wei Erling all said that they didn't even have any credibility.
But it's a pity that Qin Bei is telling the truth.
Of course, saving the world is a bit exaggerated, and saving Jinghua City is indeed there.
But I heard Li Hechun say: "A few days ago, did you all see the vision in the sky?" β
"You said that day! Not only did I see it, but I also took a lot of pictures! Bu Chengcai took out his mobile phone and showed it in front of everyone, "I guess, this is an alien flying saucer, and the official explanation is to experiment with a new type of weather control cannonball - I think it's all nonsense." β
Official is certain, but Bu Chengcai is actually.
The only one who knows the truth of the matter is Qin Bei.
But Qin Bei was not prepared to tell the truth, and they didn't believe it.
Li Hechun said: "You don't know, when I saw the strange scenery of the day, I was very excited about poetry and wrote a poem on the spot. β
When Li Hechun wrote a poem, in order to aggravate the expression of feelings, they all squinted.
After finishing a poem, Li Hechun opened his eyes and asked, "How is this poem?" I think it's my highest level of performance! β
There was silence all around.
"Haha, I'm all blown away by my poems, right?!" Li Hechun laughed loudly.
"Oh, people! I don't have you like this! When Li Hechun laughed enough, he was surprised to find that it was really Nima, the three of them in Qinbei, Nima didn't know when he had already run away!
on campus.
Qin Bei and Bu Chengcai walked side by side, laughing.
"This Lao Li, I don't know what my surname is when I publish a book, give us a poem? He's sick, isn't he? Keep those poems to coax the little girl! β
"Don't say it, there are more people in the college town, and there is never a shortage of those literary and artistic little girls who will be deceived."
Qin Beidao: "You two, one is more than the other, how can it be called a lie!" That's obviously to make the two lovers happy, okay! β
Qin Bei said seriously: "How romantic-waves and slow-"
"Poof!" Wei Erling and Bu Chengcai couldn't help but squirt.
Qin Bei's level of harming people is really no one!
Soon, the three of them separated and went to the classroom where the class was scheduled.
There was a delay on the road for a while, and when Qin Bei arrived at the classroom, a teacher in his forties and fifties had already started to give a lecture in class.
Qin Bei slipped in quietly through the back door, and was just about to sit down, but he heard the teacher shout: "Who is that!" Stand up, yes, that is, you! β
Qin Bei felt a little strange, when he was in the dormitory before, he heard the kid Bu Chengcai say that once you come late for class and quietly enter through the back door, under normal circumstances, the teacher will turn a blind eye and basically won't care.
Unexpectedly, this time this teacher actually caught Qin Bei's current situation, and looking like that, he was not ready to let Qin Bei go easily.
Could it be menopause?
Qin Bei staggered to his feet.
It immediately attracted a lot of attention.
"Hey, this classmate hasn't seen it before!"
"Not at all impressed!"
The students began to talk about it.
"Are you sure you signed up for my class?" The teacher asked, holding his glasses.
Qin Bei nodded: "Aren't you called Tang Dazhang?" β
Burst......
As soon as he said a word, his classmates laughed.
Okay, the little old man above who is more than four years old is indeed called Tang Dazhang, but it's not polite for you to ask that!
Tang Dazhang had never seen this kind of student, and immediately asked, "What's your name?" β
Qin Beidao: "Qinbei, the Qin of the Tang Dynasty and Song Ancestors, the north of the upper and lower left and right." β
"Poof......" The students laughed again.
Okay, this self-introduction is very distinctive.
Did the Tang Dynasty and Song Ancestors have Qin? Also up and down left and right north! Why don't you say that Qiankun is far from the north!
The corners of Qin Bei's mouth twitched, he had always introduced himself like this, and he didn't feel anything wrong.
But this time, the classmates actually laughed, and Qin Bei wondered, is your laughter so low?!
Tang Dazhang swept the roster for a long time, hey, there is really the name of Qin Bei.
"Next time remember, call me Teacher Tang, or Professor Tang." Tang Dazhang said.
"Have you changed your name?" Qin Bei asked strangely.
"Poof......
"Hey, I can't laugh, this Qin Bei is so funny......"
"I'll go, this kid is really good, dare to talk to Tang Dazhang like this!"
Tang Dazhang said angrily: "What name should I change!" My name is Tang Dazhang! β
Qin Beidao: "Hello Old Tang, I know." β
"Poofβ"
"Oh, my belly, Mr. Tang, hurry up and show me, do I have pancreatitis!"
"Maybe it's appendicitis!"
The crowd burst into laughter again.
The corners of Tang Dazhang's mouth twitched, waved his hand, and said, "You sit down first!" Take a trip to my office after class! β
"Hey!" Qin Bei responded indifferently, sat down by himself, and after sitting down, he didn't forget to say: "Old Tang, you sit too, don't stand all the time, you're tired and panicked......"
"Oops, oops...... I can't do it, this kid is here to be funny, right? β
"It's just a matter of calling Old Tang, and letting Old Tang sit, don't you think that Qin Bei has a lot of respect for Teacher Tang?"
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"Silence! Quiet! Tang Dazhang already regretted letting Qin Bei stand up.
It took about ten minutes before everyone quieted down.
Tang Dazhang slowed down before he said, "Let's continue with the topic just nowβwhere did I talk about it just now?" β
"Poof......" everyone laughed again.
Next to Qin Bei's seat was a dead fat man who weighed about two hundred pounds.
Tang Dazhang was lecturing on it, and the dead fat man stabbed Qin Bei and said, "You kid is really a cow, get to know me, my surname is Si, the driver's Si, Sinan - the names of the two of us are really fateful!" β
Qin Beidao: "Hello, my name is Qin Bei. Why are you called Sinan, I think you should change your name. β
Sinan said strangely: "What name to change?" β
Qin Beidao: "Si Fat Man-Dead Fat Man, how smooth it sounds!" β
Sinan: "......"
Hell, you can't chat!
On the podium, Tang Dazhang talked eloquently: "All in all, traditional Chinese medicine has developed to a bottleneck stage, but everything that is difficult to verify with modern scientific theories is pseudoscience, and you choose to study Western medicine, which is a quite correct choice." β