Text Chapter 72 (3) Daily Death
The sorority party is a beautiful duck.
Yiyanhe walked in the spacious venue and couldn't help but sigh when he looked at the food around him.
The little brother just now is simply not too loving, bringing himself to such a good place or something, he is simply a good person~
The fairy brother frantically issued a good person card to Xiu'er just now, and walked towards the side of the food. Just a clapp, those foods that don't have any resistance are suspended in an instant, and it's not too easy to control!
Therefore, the things that are obediently eaten are good food~ The fairy brother thought of the ingredients that he couldn't catch in the past, shaking his head and frantically chewing the food that flew to his mouth.
It's so cool!
After eating, the fairy brother got up and looked at the eyes around him, smiled, put on a pose that he thought was the most handsome, and said thank you handsomely and chicly, while not forgetting to go to the next table of food and continue to eat wildly.
Human beings are really intelligent creatures, and it is with such things that the gods can't dominate.
Ah......h The little brother who was halfway through eating suddenly stopped eating, because he felt a different sight, different from the surprise of others, unbelievable. It was a helpless and slightly speechless gaze.
Speechless......
The fairy brother carefully looked at the crowd and finally found the source of the sight - a guy with particularly poor clothes, what the hell, this match is too ugly!
"Huh......" But when he saw the face of this poorly dressed guy, he was instantly shocked, "Miss?"
"it, it, don't come here!" Ruan Xin saw the eyes of the fairy brother and ran away instantly, the speed was comparable to that of an engine, faster than that.
"What are you running...... fairy brother saw the eldest lady's panicked appearance and spread his hands, and wiped the oil stains on the corners of his mouth with his sleeve helplessly, not caring about the soiled sleeves at all. didn't step forward and didn't look back to continue eating, and said that he was sorry for not going up and inserting himself when it was so interesting.
After seeing the eldest lady's back disappear completely, the fairy brother looked at the crowd apologetically and said that he had left a little beforehand. Then he found a place where there was no one, closed his eyes, and began to look for the current location of the eldest lady.
Got it~
Oh, hehehehe~ The fairy brother laughed like a neuropath, and then began to praise his time and space transfer skills, which are not too easy to use, and they are so easy to use wherever they go, lalalalala~
Since you want to appear out of thin air, you must be handsome on the stage! When the little brother was transferred, he thought so, and then put out a poss that he thought was the most handsome, and after seeing the eldest lady, he teased wildly, "Why, don't run away~"
"You ......" The eldest lady saw the fairy brother who appeared out of thin air, and then her expression instantly became hideous, lowered her volume, and gritted her teeth, "You pervert, why did you go into the women's toilet!"
"Poof~" Although Yiyan and a little panicked after hearing that this was a women's toilet, he felt that this was a single room, so he immediately stabilized like an old dog, relying on his height advantage to frantically look down at the eldest lady who was more than a head shorter than himself, the corners of his mouth were upturned, and he didn't say a word, feeling that he was particularly a male god!
He is really cold and temperamental, and he is not the best fairy in the world!
"......" Miss Ruan Xin looked at the mentally retarded with an expression on her face, and she didn't want to take care of this mentally retarded at all.
Damn, why didn't he speak! The fairy brother looked at the expression of the eldest lady and panicked instantly, normally speaking, he shouldn't blow up his hair in an instant and then pounce over and scream! What's going on with this inexplicable embarrassment!
How! Whatever! Return! Affair!
Could it be that she wants to play a mental war with herself! After thinking for a long time, the fairy brother came to such a conclusion, and instantly felt that he was struck by the truth, and sighed that he was smart while madly despising the meanness of the other party.
So it's really rare to see a simple, kind and naïve fairy like me in the world.,Besides, I'm single.,Just think about it, I'm anxious for those girls.,If you don't grab it, you won't almost pursue this fairy at all!
After standing for a while, the fairy brother felt that his head was so sour! looked at the expression of the eldest lady leaning against the wall with a comfortable face as if she was thinking about something, and then looked at herself Although she was handsome on the surface, her whole body was standing straight, coupled with the handsome action of looking down at the other party, she was so tired, okay!
Falling into embarrassment is just to make this atmosphere! It's just to let yourself speak first, he is good and then speak, and then improvise!
Speak first and lose!
The fairy brother felt that he had penetrated the other party's heart, and while he sighed that he was so smart, he also despised the eldest lady's scheming! So in this society, the second generation of officials and the second generation of rich people or something, don't be too ruthless, it's full of traps or something!
But!
Do you think I'm going to throw in the towel? The fairy brother continued to straighten his body, and continued to maintain the handsome posture that ordinary people couldn't understand just now, and at the same time said that he would not bow to the evil forces, as a tough guy, he must be tough!
That's right, it's hard! Rise! Come!
Tick......
Tick......
The faucet next to the toilet is a little shabby, so there are occasional drops of water falling into the sink below, making a subtle ticking sound that you can't hear when it's busy, but once the whole toilet is quiet, it sounds like a dull home.
Tick......
Tick......
, why doesn't she speak! The fairy brother who had been following two people in the Valley of Love for a whole year had a crazy idea to let the eldest lady speak first, after all, ......
It's so tiring! , it hurts so much to raise your head and neck like this, I feel like I haven't lowered my head for a while! How long will this evil smile last, the corners of his mouth twitched, there is wood! And the eyes, will staring at yourself for such a long time cause you to become cross-eyed!
Fight! Chicken! Eye!
The fairy brother suddenly remembered the cross-eyed he had seen, and instantly made up his perfect chin, perfect lips, perfect face shape, perfect nose bridge, perfect eyes, perfect eyebrows, perfect forehead, perfect eye corners, and perfect facial features with a pair of cross-eyed eyes.
This is so terrifying, how can the whole body be described by the word "completely", how can he become a comic cross-eyed, this is absolutely not!
Damn stinky big guy!
Do I still have to bow my head like an evil force in the end......
The fairy brother couldn't accept that he would become cross-eyed in the future, so he could only close his eyes and speak.
"You're retarded!" The eldest lady laughed roughly, and suddenly laughed roughly in this quiet and weird toilet, it was just weird! But in the heart of the fairy brother Yiyanhe, it is not!
Because at this time, he was lamenting his endurance and the great sacrifice he had just made!
In order not to succumb to the evil forces, the fresh and refined eyebrows boy didn't even care that he might become cross-eyed and fight against the stinky boss, and finally won the victory or something! I was simply touched by myself!
This is simply a strong stroke in my own divine life, and I simply need to publicize it a lot!
The fairy brother who relaxed in an instant looked at Miss Ruan Xin not far away without an image, and originally wanted to show off, but when he saw the eldest lady's mentally retarded expression and his tired body, Yi Yanhe was instantly depressed!
I just won, right? Won, right? But why doesn't the eldest lady feel lost at all!
Obviously, I should have won by myself, but I don't have the joy of winning!
No, how could you not be happy! The fairy brother bowed his head and thought deeply, obviously he won! And it's a great war worth remembering! It must be because the other party is not convinced!
That's right, it's the eldest lady who doesn't admit defeat! Thinking of this, the fairy brother instantly became happy, and when he thought that he had stood in vain for so long just now, he regretted madly why he didn't follow Ruan Xin's example of standing against the corner of the wall, it was so comfortable!
So he looked up at what the eldest lady was doing now, but this glance was terrifying!
Because at this time, Ruan Xin was staring at the fairy brother standing not far away with glowing eyes, his eyes were slightly hideous, as if he was going to eat people!
the!
The fairy brother who saw the gaze of the eldest lady shuddered, and then instantly petrified the bird! Is this the so-called aura of the official N generation plus the rich N generation?
It's so terrifying!
But!
Who am I?
I'm a god! Yiyan and!
Will I be afraid?
All right...... Yes! Absolutely!
Woo woo, immortals are also human, but as an upright immortal, how can he show his cowardly side in front of mortals!?
That's decisively no!
So the fairy brother raised his head instantly after sorting out his tone, stared at the people's eyes, and said in an imposing tone, "How~ I was fascinated by my beauty~"
Ruan Xin still looked at the fairy brother who was off the line again not far away with an expression like a mentally retarded face, and opened her mouth as if she wanted to say something, but at this time, there was a sudden knock on the door outside.
Bang bang bang!
Then came a soft and beautiful voice, "What's wrong with the people inside?" Why hasn't it come out yet? I think I heard the boy's voice just now!"
Crouch...... Trough.....!
The fairy brother wanted to cry when he heard this voice, he was still inside, although the person next to him was a man, but he was a real men's clothing boss! Sister!
And what about yourself!
You'll still look good in women's clothes......
I didn't wear it myself!
But there must be the feeling that Yang Qingguo wears, amazing and charming!
None of that matters, though! Important! This man is also there......
What to do! What to do!
Yi Yanhe's kind of blank, so he did the stupidest thing in his life, pointed his throat, pretended to be very weak, and shouted, "Ah, yes.... Yes, yes, no
Rise.... People's stomachs hurt so much........."