Chapter 13: The Lun family gave it to you for the first time

"Woo, that moat can devour creatures, and I don't mind if you want to swim through."

"I'll just ask who wants to go to the moat!"

Tian Ji rode steadily on Ululu's back, only to find that his two hands had no place to grasp.

It was the first time to ride on the back of such a big bird, and Tian Ji was really a little out of his mind.

Uluru jerked up and flapped his wings, almost not dropping the pheasant.

I'll go! This is a shiny and slippery hair!

In a hurry, grab it.

"Uhβ€”β€”! Don't pull my hair! ”

Uluru shouted.

"I don't have a place to catch it!"

If you don't want to scratch your hair, then hug your neck!

"Uhβ€”β€”! You are going to pinch me (to death)! ”

"Didn't you let the hair scratch!?

I can't scratch the hair, and I can't hug my neck, so why are you letting me ride on your back? Do you want to fall to your death!? ”

"Uhβ€”β€”! Then you won't use a strap or something!? ”

"Then your master didn't give you a saddle or anything before!?"

"Uhβ€”β€”! That's my slave! Am I swollen and let a slave ride on me!? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Did you say you've never flown with anyone? ”

"Uhβ€”β€”! Aren't you going to take it with you now!? ”

"Isn't this the first time!"

"Whoa, whoa! It's been given to you for the first time, what else do you want!? ”

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't say things that are so easy to misunderstand! ”

A person and a bird are so noisy and ascending to heaven~~~ (Mistakenly, it's lifted off!) Take off! οΌ‰

In the middle of the moonlit night, I saw a strange black shadow struggling, fluttering up and down and flying towards the castle.

DUANG——!

Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of small stars~

Tian Ji held his head and looked at it, and he hung dangerously on the roof of the highest part of the castle.

One more point out and you'll have to fall into the moat.

[Ding Ding Ding! Congratulations to the owner for the "Successful Landing" achievement, which grants +2 achievement points. Xiao Xuan's cheerful voice sounded.

Well!? What do you mean? Co-author, you know that I may not succeed, so if I don't succeed, will I hang!?

Hey, you've got to make it clear! Don't take you to pit me like this!

You, you, you, you, you're going to cheat me like this again, believe it or not, I'll fire you! Ahh I'll terminate the contract with you!

[Speech is not recognized, and the system refuses to accept criticism.] Stick out your little tongue and cancel the contract? There are no doors!

Bound to my Xiaoxuan, you'll just drop silver, wahaha~~~

…… Tian Ji rolled his eyes angrily.

Just said that speech can't be the world, and then said that you refuse to accept criticism, there is something wrong with the logic of your system!?

[Huh? Lord silver, Nen (you) so (say) Sa (what)? I can't hear clearly without wearing a scarf~]

…… Black line, forget it, count me Tian Feiren unlucky! I didn't expect you to be such a system!

O God! O earth! O Buddha!

"Wooβ€”β€”! Pull me up! ”

Before Tian Ji could finish his chaotic prayer in his heart, he heard Uluru's suppressed cry coming from beneath him.

Underneath ...... Well!? The field chicken hurriedly dodged away.

It means that I didn't fall much when I landed just now, and I still feel soft! Sure enough, luck is a good thing!

Uluru's black eyes were about to be crushed white, and he turned over weakly and fell straight down.

Tian Ji hurriedly hung an upside-down golden hook, hooked the eaves with his foot, and reached out to grab it......

The result...... I grabbed the hair of another paw.

Uluru's voice of resentment was heard in the air:

"Wow...... Pull my hair again! ”

Tian Ji grinned: I didn't mean to!

Suddenly, there was a sound of water, and Tian Ji found himself hanging out of a window.

The window was filled with smoke, a piece of white flesh was hidden, and the long hair stickers were wet on the back, and the figure loomed.

Wow! Not so lucky, right!? You can even see a beautiful woman out of the bath!

Although it is said that it is not rude, but this one bumps into the front of you, if you don't look at it, wouldn't it be very rude!?

Hehe, wiped his mouth, and carefully ducked to the side.

Since it's voyeurism, you can't be seen!

The people in the bathroom didn't know that there was a disciple outside, and they turned their bodies to look at the bright moon outside the window with a look of ecstasy.

"Alas! How can I be so beautiful!? What a sin! ”

Wow! What a handsome face!

Well!? Wait, how is it handsome?

Well!? How do you have a baby elephant trunk?

Oops, I'll go! It turned out to be the King's envoy - Lord Alva!

This disgusting guy!

Tian Ji, who was caught off guard, was shocked, his feet were weak, and he fell off the roof.

It just happened to hit Uluru, who was about to get up.

"Wowβ€”β€”!" Uluru let out a strange scream.

"Uluru, take me to the moat, I'm going to wash my eyes!

Forget it, it's too late to wash my eyes, I'd better just pick out the eyeballs! ”

"Woo, woo, you, you get out of the way first, I, I'll poke you directly!" Uluru shouted indignantly.

"Who!? Who's out there? "Lord Alva's voice came overhead.

Tian Ji hurriedly grabbed Uluru's beak, rolled into the dark shadow with it in his arms, and learned a few more bird calls.

"Oh, I'm so beautiful that even the birds have to peek at me taking a bath."

Vomiting β€”β€”! Tian Ji hates to spit out all the food of his previous life, his last life, and his last life!

But he didn't dare to move, and now he doesn't dare to say anything.

It wasn't until the sound of the window closing overhead that Tian Ji let go of Ululu's beak and took a breath.

Uluru rolled his eyes and said:

"Woo, woo, woo, this account needs to be written! I've saved you twice! Why do you have to give me a few magic cores as a thank you!? ”

"Hungry! Greedy ghost! I saved you too! ”

"Wow! You almost didn't crush me! ”

"It was an accident!"

One man and one bird quarreled again, and finally in order to be able to leave the castle,

After some bargaining, an agreement was reached: Tian Ji owed Ululu three magic cores.

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Under the leadership of Ululu, Tian Ji successfully evaded the guards and stole all the shoes upstairs and downstairs on the east side!

The flashy ones are stuffed into sacks, and the rough ones are thrown directly into the moat!

Before leaving, Ululu dragged the field chicken to steal the jewelry box.

"I'll go! Aren't you known as the 'Upright Uluru'!? ”

"Wow! That's right! So, go get it! ”

"That's all right!?" Tian Ji is really going to be by it.

But when he thought that this guy's favorite food was gemstones, the field chicken was not angry.

So, after a man and a bird ransacked the king's envoys, they took advantage of the night to return with a full load!

By the time we got back to the Carrot Hotel, everyone had already fallen asleep.

Tian Ji wasted a lot of lips and tongues, and let Uluru turn back into the appearance of a bird, and slipped back to the room upstairs.

The two slept with their heads covered until they were awakened by an alarm bell the next morning.

"Something's wrong! Something is wrong! ”

"Meet in the square!"

"Little brother! Little brother! Little brother of the field chicken! Hurry up! Everybody is going to the square! ”

Bonnie ran in with her rabbit ears and dragged the pheasant out of the covers.