Chapter 1512: Destroy the Evidence

In order to pass the waiting time, we launched various types of competitions.

For example, the sand pit is bigger than whoever dug it, the handicraft made from fish bones is more elaborate than whoever catches it, and the pincers are thicker than whoever catches crabs...... And so on, there are many tricks, and they are never the same.

In just two days, a picturesque seascape was ruined by us into a desert island full of death.

"Xiao Yi" Phoenix leaned on my shoulder, threw away the palm-sized crab claws in his hand, and muttered, "It's so boring." ”

"Yes," I leaned against the stump with a salted fish expression, looking at the sand pits, fish bones and crab claws everywhere, smelling the smell of idleness in the air, and thinking that this place was not as beautiful as I imagined.

"An island at the end of the day, just like this" Loki held his head and trembled: "Boss, do you think we will be punished for such behavior?" ”

"Damnation? I gouged out my ears, let out a sigh, and said, "The God of Creation doesn't have time to deal with us, he might be looking at the computer right now, and picking his feet." ”

"Besides," I continued to dig out my ears and said, "Tangible things will be destroyed one day, it's just a matter of time, what we are doing to Kojima now is just to help it accelerate the process of evolution, one step ahead of time to push it to the brink of destruction, only in this way can we further help Kojima to be reborn as soon as possible." ”

"Reborn?" Loki continued to tremble: "Boss, can this island really return to its former tranquility and beauty, why don't I have any idea about it, why do I think that what you just said is just to beautify our bad behavior of destroying the island!" ”

"How is that possible," I said unhurriedly as I blew off the earwax on my little finger again, "Although this island has become a little sloppy compared to when we came, after our grooming, I always feel that this island has more flavor." ”

"Yes, boss," Loki still shivered, and said, "It's more flavorful, it still seems to smell salty, oh my God, what have I done, I'm afraid I'm going to be damned now!" ”

Lily, who was standing in front of Loki, reached out and touched Loki's hair, and comforted: "Don't worry, Loki, you didn't do anything particularly excessive, just threw the uneaten crab meat on the island and rotted." ”

"You're done Loki," I said, digging my nostrils, "it's a shame to waste food, and you're going to be damned." ”

Loki listened to this, and his head was so frightened that he curled up into a ball.

Lily was also frightened and turned pale: "Really, Brother Xiaoyi, is this true, I lost an uneaten coconut before, should I ...... it too"

"No, Lily," I said, "the God of Creation will only punish those who waste food for obscene teases, and for simple teasers like you, the God of Creation will only send down divine love, not divine punishment." ”

"Okay Xiaoyi, don't scare them" Cagalli on the side finally couldn't stand my serious nonsense, she touched Lily's little head, and said, "Don't worry, the God of Creation will not punish you for this little thing." ”

Lily blinked her big teary eyes, "Really? ”

"Really," Cagalli said, "but we have made the island like this, and although the God of Creation will not punish us, the Elf Empress and the Elven Empress will probably scold us, after all, this place was once so picturesque......"

"Huh, hey!" Lily was once again frightened to tears in the corners of her eyes.

"Now, don't worry, the Empress and the Empress don't have time to scold us," I sighed, and said, "Maybe after we leave, the two adults will forget all about this island." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the call crystal rang.

Pick it up, it's the Fairy Queen.

"Xiao Yi," the fairy queen said, "How have you been these days?" ”

"It's still done," I said casually: "Grandma Empress, let me ask you, the rebels are not going to come over, and if they don't come again, we will have to go back, it's really boring here." ”

"Don't worry," the fairy queen said: "The most lacking thing for young people is perseverance, you have to hold on with your guild, and I heard the news, it is estimated that in two or three days, the rebels will go to sea to your side, oh, by the way, after cleaning up the rebels, remember to deal with the place, that is the island I plan to use as a tourist attraction in the future, but it is a small island with the best scenery in this vicinity." ”

Smack.

I hung up on the call crystal.

Stunned for three seconds.

Suddenly, he jumped up from the ground: ", something is wrong, all assemble, assemble quickly!" ”

Five minutes later, when everyone assembled, I said with a solemn face, "I want to explain one thing to you, I just heard the news from the Empress Grandma, this small island will be developed into the first open sightseeing island around Moonlight City in the near future. ”

"Huh? Really! Susan excitedly exclaimed, "It's amazing that we were able to experience the beauty of the island before anyone else, what an honor!" ”

"Yes, yes," the others chimed in.

"Having said that, but because the rebels did not come these days, we have been bored to the point of starting to destroy the surrounding ecological environment, although all this is the fault of the rebels, but in the final analysis, it is we who have caused all this, in order not to affect the future ecological balance of the island, in order to protect the environment, and create a better future, I declare that from this moment on, try to minimize the production of domestic garbage, and at the same time, focus on dealing with all the domestic garbage on the vacant land, by the way, but also fill in those bunkers, The Empress Grandma must not be allowed to find out the clues! ”

"But Boss, didn't you just say something like, 'It's because of our embellishments that this island has become more flavorful.'" Loki didn't turn his head around, confused.

"Yes, it's smelly," I covered my face and said, "But it's a strong salty smell, the same as the smell of the socks of office workers who haven't washed for half a month, so, in order to make the island back to the freshness of the girly past, we have to take action, immediately, immediately, Phoenix, you and Cagalli act as porters, and fill the sand pile that we dug out and piled up like a hill back into the bunker, Zack and Billy, you two are responsible for throwing the fish bones and crab claws into the bunker, and then filling the bunker with the sand that you have brought Bury fish bones, crab claws, and all the like, yes, I'm going to destroy the evidence! ”

"But, Xiao Yi ......" Phoenix wanted to speak and stopped.

"Huh? What's wrong? ”

She pointed to the sand pile on the shore not far away and said, "Look there." ”

When I looked at it, I was dumbfounded.

Remy, who was directing Xiao Squeak, vigorously pushed the sand pile into the sea, and beside her, Lizi kept clapping her hands and shouting 666.

(End of chapter)