"A sexy hot girl fell while riding.

Head-down, my head fell quite badly.

First responders rushed to check on her injuries.

'How many fingers do I have now?' The first responder asked.

The girl cried out as soon as she wowed: 'Madan, my lower body is paralyzed, and I can't feel it at all!' ’”

As soon as this joke came out, countless questions were raised in the live broadcast room.

"What do you mean?"

"I don't understand!"

"What's the joke about not getting this joke at all?"

"Why does the girl say she can't feel it? Instead of not being able to see it anymore? ”

"Ask the king to explain!"

Chen Mo smiled slightly and said, "Since it's a dirty joke, then you have to expand your imagination!"

lower body, fingers and can not feel ......

That's all I can say. ”

"Damn!! Could it be the kind of plot of Kato Ha, the hand of God? ”

"Hahaha!!"

"This girl shouldn't be too dirty!"

"Is it the kind I understand to be dirty?"

"I couldn't understand it before, but now I can't go back."

"Mom, what do you know in seconds!"

"It's open! Let's guess how many fingers this girl can hold! ”

"Damn, upstairs madness!"

Chen Mo continued:

"Continuing with the last clip that you can't look at.

There are two of the most mournful books I've read lately.

One is a harem text, and the first heroine to receive it is Han Hong.

The second one to collect is Brother Chun.

Hold on to the second heroine, I can't stand it anymore.

Has anyone seen it? ”

"? Is there anyone else who is so sick? ”

"Who dares to look at such spicy eyes!"

"People's harem stallion Marven is all kinds of beauties, this is the opposite!"

"Can I speak...... Have I read this one? The third heroine, you must not think of who it is......

Is it Venus!! ”

"Mommy!!"

"Ahhhh

"Venus...... Isn't it a man? ”

"Upstairs, they're transgendered!"

"Seeking a !! Name"

“……”

Chen Mo ignored the barrage, and continued:

"The second book I read recently.

It is written about a man who traveled to ancient times and gained ...... topples the system!

You read that right!

He upgraded by pushing down all kinds of! ”

"This ......"

The old man gasped!

"I thought that was spicy enough!"

"Hang the king, ask for the original !!"

"Ma Dan, what great things have I learned from the hanging king?"

Chen Mo first turned on the [Sound Immersion] skill, and then began to describe it in its original form:

"Exhale! Inhale! Exhale again!

Imagine this is ***! Imagine this is Mr. Wu! Imagine this is Ozawa-sensei!

At this moment, a layer of dark clouds obscured the bright moon that was still bright just now.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Li Dan turned on the lubricating oil and poured it directly into the general's chrysanthemum.

And then....

Specific action scenarios are omitted here.

After a stick of incense, the act of pushing down is officially completed.

Bite!

"System prompt: Congratulations to the host for completing the first mission!

What the host pushed down was the famous generals of the Tang Dynasty who bit gold one by one!

Cheng bites the gold fay points 150 points, because the host takes the form of a strong push, so 150 points need to be multiplied by a coefficient of 0.8, so the host finally gets a score of 120 points. ”

Li Dan's mood now is like a groundhog: Ahh

Damn, it's a shame for the traverser!

As soon as people came to Datang, they overthrew top beauties such as Princess Taiping Wu Meiniang, but what about themselves, they actually overthrew Cheng Biting Jin!"

When Chen Mo told the story, all the sailors seemed to become the protagonists of the story.

With lubricating oil in their hands with black lines on their faces, they looked at Cheng Biting Jin, who was five big and three thick, and unfolded an indescribable plot.

That scene, incomparably spicy eyes!

Everyone's faces are green!

"Please stop talking!"

"I just felt like I was in that ...... Vomit...... I want to throw up ......"

"Why is the story told by the king so colorful, making people feel like they are there!"

"Can't you tell a few serious H stories?"

"That's right! Satisfy the fantasies of our vast number of slings! ”

Chen Mo immediately criticized harshly: "Now is a harmonious society, that kind of vulgar thing, how can a serious person like me talk about it?"

You are simply destroying a good young man, are you making it? ”

"Why do you want to be shameless?"

"Are you still a good young man?"

"That Lao Tzu is a good man of the tenth generation!"

"It's too b-faced!!"

"My real name is diss hanging king!"

"233333, in terms of thick skin, I only serve the king!"

“……”

After the joke was finished, Chen Mo started the official live broadcast.

"Recently, the king has been playing breakout mode.

Everyone is tired of seeing crooked, and today I will take you to play the chicken mode of Glory of Kings.

I prefer to eat chicken, so I've been playing with heroes like Lanling King, Yuan Fang and Ah Li.

Let's use Yuanfang to give it a hand today!

One of the great benefits of this hero in Chicken mode is that his passive can see if there is anyone in the house. ”

After thinking about it, Chen Mo began to DIY the plug-in of the bureau.

The system prompted me before, it's best not to use a particularly perverted plug-in, otherwise there will be no program effect.

Chen Mo has also been following this guideline.

"Nickname: Invincible Lucky Star"

"Invincible Lucky Star: The luck value of the chicken mode is unusually high!"

After the plug-in was opened, Chen Mo began to land and sprint.

Before landing, Chen Mo said:

"Let me tell you the trick of eating chicken.

Preference is given to the middle area on the map, which is rich in resources and close to the safe zone, and the outlying area is suitable for veteran players, who need to avoid sandstorms all the time, but are relatively safe during development.

Among them, the General's Hall is the favorite place of the hanging king, where the wild monsters are extremely rich, but it is also the most popular place, so you must always pay attention to whether there are enemies around. ”

"Once you've teleported to the designated location, start farming and leveling up, which is also the first priority.

In terms of equipment, it is recommended not to buy shoes, wild monsters have drops, and they are all bought in the early stage, and all the props that fall must be picked up, and when the backpack is insufficient, you can sell the excess props for gold coins.

Gold coins can not only buy equipment, buy blood, but also buy buffs, this buff can be stacked, and the role of the later stage is as important as equipment.

And this mode is in the loadout,Try not to be full meat,Choose half meat or full output is the best,There are various double anti-buff blessings,It won't be too brittle.。

At the same time, the skill selection is the best with the ability to escape, even if you can't win, you can escape and develop again, which is one word: Gou, survival to the end is victory. ”

(End of chapter)