Chapter 1700: The Legend of the Hero vs. the Chrysanthemum Monster

Cagalli slowly calmed down after hearing what I said.

She must want to believe in her own king, and also believe in the political sense of the dignitaries, and even more in the political vision of the old duke who led the troops to fight.

She was just in a hurry, and she was confused.

What a patriotic girl!

I couldn't help but sigh.

After that, I carefully selected some irrelevant political events, and then added a little oil and vinegar to them, and embellished them into important matters that seemed serious, but in fact had no possibility of shaking the foundation of the country, and told her to listen.

After hearing this, Cagalli pouted, slightly dissatisfied, and said: "Calling you back to Dasai City for so long, except for the matter of sending troops, how can it be a trivial matter, Xiao Yi, you shouldn't have been making up nonsense to deceive me, right?" ”

"How could it be," I said seriously, "you are my fiancée, how could I make up nonsense to lie to you!" ”

Cagalli stared at me for a long time, and finally sighed lightly and wondered, "Could it be that Dasai City has been so peaceful that nothing major has happened, and we have to put these trivial things on the table as a political matter?" ”

Seeing that she didn't ask any more, I was finally relieved.

When I left the room, I was surrounded by three loli's and asked me to read them stories.

took the picture book handed by Lily and looked at it, and was immediately stunned - "The Legend of Heroes vs. Chrysanthemum Monsters".

What the hell is this Nima?

After opening it briefly and reading it, I was even more dizzy by its shocking content.

The general content is that once upon a time, there was a monster with a long ass and a long face, and with its 'chrysanthemum', it constantly spit out disgusting mosaics, disgusting the kind villagers to death.

In order to save the common people, the legendary hero resolutely embarked on a journey.

In a disgusting battle, the chrysanthemum monster was killed by a legendary hero with a burst of thousands of years.

Then there is good luck, the happy ending of eating chicken tonight.

My eyes twitched, my whole body was uncomfortable, and it hurt to see.

Who wrote this picture book?

It is also particularly illustrated and written, not only the plot is described in great detail, but even the drawings are drawn vividly!

The excrement spit out by the 'Chrysanthemum Monster' is marked with a mosaic, but the illustrator of the pit man actually made a mosaic according to the shape of the excrement, so it is better not to beat it!

If you really draw the excrement, I will take a look at it at most, and I will be disgusted for a while, but you make the mosaic look like this, which directly arouses my association, and this is not a matter of disgusting for a while, but deeply engraved in my mind, and it is not diluted for three or five days!

I closed the picture book with a confused look on my face and asked Lily, "Who bought this picture book for you?" ”

Lily blinked her big watery eyes and said, "Sister Barbara gave it to me, she said that this book is good-looking, and she wants Brother Xiaoyi to read it to us." ”

Barb...... This girl's jealousy is really terrible!

I used to scratch me with sharp nails at most, but now it's good that I've learned to be mentally polluted.

I covered my face and groaned weakly.

Zach came out of the room, poured a glass of water, saw my pained and tangled expression, and wondered, "What's wrong with you?" ”

At the same time as the question, his eyes stopped on the drawing in my hand, so he walked slowly, picked up the picture book, and said while drinking water: "What is this, is it the latest picture book, the legend hero vs. the chrysanthemum monster, heh, this name." ”

He shook his head with a smile, salivaed, and casually flipped the page.

Seeing him flip through the book, I was suddenly startled and hurriedly said, "No, don't!" ”

Before the words fell, Zack's eyes suddenly widened, and his cheeks swelled up at the same time at a very fast speed, bulging into two balls, he held it in pain for a second, and finally he was unable to resist the mental pollution caused by the picture book, and with a poof, the water in his mouth squirted out in the form of a shower.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the three little loli swooped behind me and covered up.

As a result, I am like a mountain that shelters from the wind and rain, blocking the 'torrential rain' that sprays it, not a single drop.

"Ahem, ahem!" Zach coughed a few times before he straightened up and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Xiao Yi, I didn't mean to......"

I waved my hand, wiped my face vigorously, and said helplessly: "I know, I know, I don't blame you." ”

It's just that the little vinegar jar sitting at home and the flower heart that I can't change.

In short, it is impossible to read picture books like "Legend of Heroes vs. Chrysanthemum Monsters" anymore, otherwise it may cause large-scale spiritual pollution.

Moonlight City is a beautiful town, the more beautiful the place, the more intolerable this kind of 'filth' exists, why is Moonlight City beautiful, but also for the spiritual civilization construction of Moonlight City, I decided to destroy humanity, and at the same time, cut down the grass and eradicate it.

Immediately, I took the picture book and went straight to the palace, found the two empresses, and explained the intention.

After some investigation, intelligence officers reported that there was not a single similar picture book for sale in Moonlight City.

In other words, this is a foreign product?

Or maybe it's a small workshop?

The Elven Empress looked at me inquiringly, and the Elf Empress took the picture book from my hand and handed it to the visitor.

The visitor only read a few pages, and when he boarded, his expression was strange, and he was trembling, and then he knelt down on one knee and said loudly: "It's the incompetence of his subordinates, and please punish Your Majesty!" ”

"It's not a picture book you drawn, what am I going to do to cure your crimes" The fairy queen said lightly: "Although I haven't seen this thing, I want to know that it is a filth that can pollute the hearts of the people." ”

"Subordinate...... The subordinates understood," the visitor lowered his head and said respectfully.

Then he got up, bowed to the Elven Empress and me, and walked away quickly.

The Fairy Empress turned to me and said lightly, "Xiao Yi, where did you get this picture book?" ”

I was slightly embarrassed, after all, in front of the Elf Empress, it was difficult to talk about these family matters.

But it was not good for her to avoid it, so she had to say: "It's my fiancée." ”

The Fairy Empress laughed and said: "So that's the case, when you go back, ask your fiancée, why did she show you such a picture book, heh, the legend is that the hero fought the chrysanthemum monster." ”

Hearing this, I immediately regretted it, just because I was disgusted by this book, I was in a hurry to ban this book, it was really immature, what if Barbara happened to like heavy books?

Ahh

How could I think so!

No matter how much you love your wife, you can't get used to it!

If this is a habitual problem, how can the future be peaceful!

Yes, I didn't do anything wrong, at least not in this matter.

Besides,This kind of book can't be read to the little Lori.,Their minds are undecided.,What if it's affected by this book.,Cause a psychological shadow.,What should I do!

And I don't want the three little Loli to embark on a road of no return to a hobby of heavy tastes!

Especially Remy!

I was trying to convince myself when I suddenly heard the Fairy Empress say, "I heard that you have been to Dasai City these days, but what trouble have you encountered?" ”