Chapter 1 It's a shame to die so much
Chapter 1: It's a shame to die so humiliating
[Jiuchi meat forest, swallow thin ring fat, left and right! ] Wowha! γ
Tian Ji licked his dry lips and tapped the keyboard quickly.
All he had was an overnight cup of tea at hand.
Dinner? Inexistent!
Not to mention breakfast, lunch or anything, I haven't eaten in more than a day! I can't even drink overnight tea!
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Tian Ji, whose real name is Tian Xiao, is a half-hung literary and sports student with a height of 180, because of his super jumping ability, he was nicknamed "Tian Ji", although he would prefer others to call him a flying man or something.
As a half-hung literary and sports student, he was decisively defeated in front of the college entrance examination in full swing.
His father died early, and his mother worked outside the home all the year round in order to earn money to support the family, and his grandfather brought him up.
But when he was a freshman in high school, his grandfather also died, and he began to live alone.
Grandpa didn't leave him an ancient jade or a family heirloom or anything like in various novels, but told him that his father was not dead, but disappeared shortly after he was born, hoping that he would eventually find his father, Tian Qi.
When his mother came back to handle the funeral for his grandfather, Tian Ji asked his mother seriously about this matter, but his mother insisted that his grandfather was confused. However, as a half-hung literary and sports student, Tian Ji read the word "deception" from his mother's eyes.
Tian Ji didn't have any evidence to refute his mother, so he ran away from home in a fit of anger and came to Mufu City to start a career!
The ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. He could only squeeze into a suite of more than a dozen people with a few big men, and the room he lived in was separated by shelves, only six square meters, and he couldn't fit anything except a small bed! Anyone next door can hear the fart clearly, let alone snore.
Even so, how could it be difficult for him, a half-literary and sports student?
If you want to be independent, the first thing is to be financially independent!
After paying the rent for three months with the meager "inheritance" left to him by his grandfather, Tian Ji bought an electric bicycle and started a business of running express delivery.
People in the city are lazy! Thanks to these lazy people, the field chicken has a way to live.
It's just that this doesn't meet his ideals as a half-hung literary and sports student, coupled with all kinds of blatant suppression by the little heads in the express company, Tian Ji bought a second-hand laptop after more than a year of hard work and saved enough 10,000 yuan, and continued to live in that six-square-meter rental house, joining the army of online literary creation!
Who wouldn't know how to code words!? As long as you can use 5,000 commonly used words proficiently, elementary school students can write!
This was Tian Ji's original idea, but after opening ten books in a row and failing to sign a contract, this initial idea changed: Meow, this online article is really not a job done by people! Due to the low threshold, the whole child has become a situation where there are more monks and less porridge. Seeing how cheating the great god is, he can't even reach other people's toenails!
Tian Ji is a stubborn person, and he probably gave up early in the morning if he was someone else, but as a half-hung literary and sports student, he will never easily shake his goal! That's why we have this precarious life.
In fact, there is another reason why he is so determined to write online articles, that is, he hopes that his novels will be seen by his father, that his father can take the initiative to recognize him, and even if he can't, he also hopes that his feelings of missing his father can be transmitted to his father-Tian Qi through online articles.
Although, it may be easier to be seen as an actor or Internet celebrity, but he blurs the camera! And there is no way, and the face is shallow, and there is only one way left.
"Father! If you really are still in this world, please read my novels! Tian Ji prayed in his heart, but this prayer has not been answered.
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The winter in Mufu Castle is very cold, and even in spring, the cold of spring can still freeze people's hands.
Tian Ji was hungry and covered in quilt cat in front of the computer, and for a moment, he felt a bit like the little match girl.
The little girl sees the beautiful world in the firelight, and he depicts a happy life in his words. It's just that when his stomach growls with hunger and his body shivers with cold, he returns to the real world.
[Knock knock! There was a knock on the door.
Well? Isn't it a landlord who came to urge the rent!? Don't dare to speak out, don't dare to speak out!
Tian Ji stopped tapping on the keyboard, held his breath and listened to the movement outside.
Turn your phone on silent! The computer sound is turned off! It's not there!
[Knock knock! γ
"Express!" There was a knock on the door, followed by several impatient shouts.
Well? Express delivery? Will there be fraud? Listen to the sound not like it.
Tian Ji stood up on tiptoe, bent on his waist, trying not to make a sound.
Rubbed to the door and peeked out through the cat's eye.
Whewβsure enough, it's a courier.
Quickly open the door, revealing a crack in the door.
"Please sign for it." The courier stared suspiciously at Tian Ji and handed the package to him.
Tian Ji glanced at the name on the express, it was actually his real name!
Most of the people who can send things in his real name are family members.
Sign for it quickly and close the door!
Back in the room, three times five divided by two to open the express.
A spicy aroma came to his face, and the stomach of the field chicken, who had not eaten for more than a day, twitched, and saliva suddenly welled up in his mouth.
Knock knock! Swallowing two mouthfuls of saliva, his hand unwrapping was quicker and more eager.
Spicy sausage! It's still cooked and cut!
Mother-sama!! You're the best mom in the world! Not one of them!
didn't bother to wash his hands and take chopsticks, the field chicken, which had long been hungry, quickly tore open the fresh-keeping bag, grabbed a handful and stuffed it into his mouth!
Fragrant! Hot! Enjoyable! Inadequate! Again!
Stuff your mouth!
Ahem, ahem! I'll go! Eat it too fast, chili oil chokes in your throat! Damn!!
I can't spit it out, I can't swallow it!
Ah! No more! I'm out of breath! Hurry up, hurry up! Help me!
Mobile phone, mobile phone arrears! Your uncle!
Computer, computer, on Q group.
[Help! The old paper is going to be choked to death by the spicy sausage! Call an ambulance! γ
Tian Ji desperately typed down this line of words.
[Stupid, choking on water! ] γ
[Take the brain fragments, don't send them.] γ
It's a pity that no one believed him.
Nima! What the old paper says is true! Your uncle's!
Mother! Old Paper shouldn't be the first person to be choked to death by spicy sausages!?
Who will believe it! What a fucking shame! Don't......
My dad hasn't found it yet...... The novel is not finished yet...... There are still dozens of gigabytes of seeds on the hard drive......
Poof, Tian Ji lay on his second-hand laptop.
Di Di Di ...... The computer let out a cry of displeasure, but it didn't wake anyone up.
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Boom, boom......
There was a loud noise, and the earth trembled.
This terrible movement woke up the pheasant, and when he opened his eyes, he found himself in the wilderness.
Who am I? Where is this? What am I going to do? Am I dreaming?
(Soul quiz, crossing the must-test, knocking on the blackboard.) οΌ
Tian Ji struggled to recall what had happened to him at the last moment.
But he couldn't think of anything but a black eye.
Smack, smack, oh, how does it smell like spicy sausage?
Swallowing saliva...... it! Come to think of it! I ate spicy sausages and choked on chili oil!
Ouch I'll go! It can't really hang up like that, right!? Shame on you!
Tian Ji thought and staggered to his feet.
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A roar that pierced the bone marrow.
The kind of wind that flies sand and rocks, trees are uprooted, and houses can be blown away.
He didn't even have an "ah" before he was thrown into the air.
Fog grass! It's so high! So dizzy! I'm going to dieββ!!!
Tian Ji kept shouting in his heart, and he was blown by the wind and even released his voice.
[Ding Ding Ding! Congratulations on achieving the "Blown Away" achievement. A cheerful loli voice came from my head.
Ah!? Isn't this the most common time-traveling system in web novels?
It seems that I have traveled to the other world after death and obtained the system!? Do you want to be so bloody!?
"Peat! It's still an achievement!! It's going to!! Tian Ji scolded inwardly.
[Give away ten points of light sensitivity, ten points of luck.] was scolded, and Lori was aggrieved.
"Lucky you uncle! Sensitive to your brother-in-law! Give some gravity! It's gone! "Tian Ji is already furious!
[Select yes to bind the system.] Select No to exit the system. Scolding again, Lori pouted and got angry.
"Choice? Isn't this a dead end!? Pit goods! Accept! Burn the pen! β
At this life-and-death juncture, even half-literary and sports students can't maintain a calm mentality.
[Select yes, system binding, gift point binding.] System friendliness -10] also scolded, Lori is very angry!
"I'll go! What the hell is friendliness! I'll take care of you! Fuck me down first! β
γ......γLori is angry, the friendliness decreases, and the system is silent.
"Count you ruthless! I'll scold you, I'll be angry with you! What's the matter! If you have the ability, you won't talk all the time! Look at it, don't suffocate you! Tian Ji scolded angrily in his heart.
Go to his flying sand and walk the stone tornado!
I'm flashing! I'm hiding! I hide in the leeward of the hillside! I'm hugging the tree!
Ouch, just now that system was talking about adding this and that, and it seems to be really useful.
After a while, Tian Ji was in a hurry, and finally hugged a big tree growing behind a rock on the slope of the mountain that had been blown away for about a few hundred meters.
With the blessing of light sensitivity and luck, Tian Ji, who was already vigorous, quickly climbed up the mountain rock and looked out.
A huge black shadow in the sky, fluttering two pairs of giant wings, fangs and claws, screaming and screaming.
Dinosaur? Pterosaur? Two-headed dragon? Monsters!?
"Stupid lack of system to the old paper out! Explain explain! Tian Ji roared in a broken heart.
[System friendliness -50, send to the management center.] Lori is furious, she won't be silent anymore, and she'll give you a summons, and I'm going to terminate the contract!
What kind of operation is this, and you can terminate the contract so casually?
Isn't it a system? Don't bring me like this, do you? Tian Ji scolded for a while.
Duang - It was dark in front of him, very black, so black that he couldn't even see it when he reached out and poked his eyes.
The pheasant stretched out his legs to test the surroundings, empty!? Hurriedly the cat lowered its body, squatted on the ground, and did not dare to move! Don't dare to move!
"Hey~~ Is there anyone?" Well, probably no one.
"Hey~~ Is there a ghost?" Well...... Can ghosts not understand human speech?
"Whew~~~"
[What are you talking about!? The thick and hoarse old man's voice came out of thin air.
Heck, if you talk to people, that's easy to do.
[You can make the system so angry that you want to terminate the contract, and you are also the first one! ] The old man couldn't laugh or cry.
"She keeps beeping, and she doesn't talk about serious things, so she knows what kind of favorability she deducts. Who doesn't scold her? β
Tian Ji was not convinced in his heart, and said with a stalk around his neck.
γ......γWhy do you feel a little bit of truth but feel uncomfortable somewhere?
"Where is this?" Tian Ji shouted.
[Ahem, this is the Plane Management Center, you are dead on your birth plane.] γ
"So, what's the situation now, send me the system if I hang up?"
"You guys have so many systems that you can't use it?"
[That's not it, because you have too much resentment before you die, so give you a chance to be reborn......]
"But? However? "Tian Ji never believed in pies falling from the sky.
[Ahem, but you need to become a demon hunter and hunt those evil monsters,
Collect enough magic stones, magic crystals, and magic cores to exchange them for space points,
Then you will be able to survive in the plane where you were born.
In other words, it can be resurrected! γ
ββ¦β¦ Is there such a good thing? Why don't I believe it? Is there any other option? β