After the graduation ceremony, Chen Mo was completely on his mind.

Now that she and Huang Chengcheng are no longer in a teacher-student relationship, even if she discovers her true identity, she will not be embarrassed.

Chen Mo bought a ticket to return to his hometown next Sunday, and in the next 10 days from now, he can seriously live broadcast to make money.

Although he now has more than 2 million in his hand, making money from live broadcast is the foundation of supporting his family.

Thinking of this, Chen Mo turned on the computer when he got home and logged in to his Douyu live broadcast account.

"The hanging king is on the air!"

"Woo woo, we've been waiting so hard!"

"Hang the king, hurry up and open the plug-in!"

"I don't think the old rules can be changed, let's tell a joke first!"

Today's popularity is a bit low, but it's understandable, after all, the college entrance examination is coming soon, and not everyone is like a guaranteed student.

Chen Mo cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, old iron, old rules, let's have two jokes first."

Well...... Let's start with a story from when I was a child.

When I was a child, I was as innocent as I am now......"

"Hahahaha! It's the funniest joke I've ever heard! ”

"Nima, the dirtiest male anchor of Douyu actually said that he was innocent!"

"Laugh! It's all about laughing at the king! ”

"I didn't even twitch the corners of my mouth when I told the king before, and I heard you say that you are pure...... Lao Tzu's belly is about to burst with laughter! ”

Chen Mo was speechless and said, "Can you still let people tell jokes well?"

Ahem, let's get down to business.

When I was a child, I was very innocent, my mother told me that kissing my mouth would get pregnant, and once I ate unintentionally.

When my dog came to grab something, I touched his mouth.

As a result, three months later, my dog gave birth.

At that time, I secretly swore that as long as I had a bite to eat, I would not starve them to death! ”

"233333, you deserve to be the Demon King!"

"Really! Dog man! ”

"Do you dare to tease a little more?"

"So what happened to the two of them?"

"If you had kissed a pregnant pig when you were a child, would you eat your own child?"

"No, I didn't laugh when I heard the joke of the hanging king, I was so crazy to laugh when I watched the barrage!"

Let the sailors take the initiative to participate in their own dialogues and use the barrage to bring a cheerful rhythm, which is the one thing the anchor is most willing to see during the live broadcast.

It is also the time when the live broadcast effect and atmosphere are the best.

Chen Mo hurriedly continued: "I was eating in the restaurant just now, playing with my mobile phone, and a child came to the table next to me to see me playing, and then said how boring this game is, why don't you play Glory of Kings?"

has been showing off that he has Houyi, Zhao Yun or something, and he keeps muttering.

I put an island country action love martial arts *** to show him.

The rabbit cub's eyes were straight, and the glory of the king didn't mention a word.

I think he knew from this that there were some things that were much more interesting than the glory of kings. ”

"Rub! Hang the king, you bring bad children! ”

"That's right, if there is a film to watch, who will play the glory of kings!"

"The quality of the netizens on the special ** station is high, and the good people who leave a message in Qingyishui have a safe life!"

"Hanging Wang, you have always told short and concise jokes, do you have any slightly longer jokes or your own original novels?"

Chen Mo thought about it carefully, and then said: "I don't have an original novel, after all, not everyone can be as handsome as Mr. Dongguo, update quickly, and write articles that look good."

But I did write a little story about chatting in class before, and I can tell it to everyone. ”

A little story about fasting?

Netizens' eyes suddenly lit up and secretly looked forward to it.

"Today is the fifteenth day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, the Midyear Festival, and the Book City Ghost Festival. Legend has it that on this day, the gate of the capital city was opened, and demons from all walks of life descended on the world.

Among them is the demon fox.

Demon fox, originated from the fox in ancient times, is said to be Hu Li, who can be cultivated into an immortal.

If you are 100 years old, you can transform into a beauty.

Cultivating a thousand years old and growing nine tails can know the future.

Usually in Zhiwei novels, he plays the role of seducing sentient beings and absorbing people's spirit.

In order to remove the charm of the demon fox, it is usually used to use the spirit rune to press the top and the peach wood sword to pierce the heart.

However, for some fox demons, it is not so easy to deal with.

The sword has to go sideways.

What I'm going to say is that a good young man, King Bigfoot, was charmed by a fox demon who transformed into a young lady.

Go to the temple to pray to the gods and worship the Buddha, post spiritual talismans, and drink talisman water. I've tried everything, but it doesn't work.

Can't we hide if we can't afford to provoke us?

So Wang Dajia asked for leave and went back to the countryside to take refuge.

But the fox demon has been following him, he walks the fox demon, he stops the fox demon, is it still to suck his essence, how can he get rid of it.

The days passed like this, and Wang Dajia's body deteriorated.

Finally, one day, a wandering doctor came to him and claimed that he was a fierce general in the crusade against the fox demon.

Without saying a word, he took out a pair of medicine from the crotch of his pants, and stuffed it into Wang Dajia's mouth, saying that we are a secret system of ancient methods, direct sales by manufacturers, no middlemen to make the difference, and WeChat Alipay QR code payment is acceptable. ”

"God's special QR code!"

"Is it still possible to swipe the card?"

"I almost believed it!"

"A serious nonsense!"

"Go on! Go on, hang the king! It's a pleasure to listen to! ”

"That's right, your story is like a storyteller, and it sounds like it's always exciting!"

The sailors were urging Chen Mo to continue.

Chen Mo was not ambiguous, took a sip of water and continued: "Wang Dajiao, who was stuffed with medicine, was just about to have a seizure, and suddenly felt that his bottom was tight, and a small universe-like energy was ready to go, as if there was an endless youth. Ah, the taste of life!

It turned out that the doctor prescribed him! Mother! Target! Spring! (Harmony) medicine!

Coincidentally, at this time, the fox demon happened to come to find Wang Dajia again.

Just now scolded the doctor for pulling the calf's big feet, and when he saw the fox demon coming to squeeze himself again, he suddenly became strong and instigated, and evil was born on the side of the gall.

It's really an enemy meeting, and it's very red-eyed, and catching the fox demon is a slap: Kill the demon and get rid of the demon, just today!

——There is a poem as proof: Yellow sand wears gold armor in a hundred battles, and the fox demon will never be returned if it is not broken.

The fox demon has seen this formation, and the heart said that you don't play cards according to the routine.,Ah,Ah,Ah,Ah......

Unexpectedly, Wang Dajia took medicine, and his strength was as great as Chi You's descending mortal, seven in and seven out like a dragon savior, and he got rid of a super Saiyan Bigfoot King who was even hard with hair all over his body, and the fox demon couldn't break free at all......

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With Wang Dajiao's body trembling, everything became tasteless.

When Wang Dajia, who had completed the great harmony of life, looked down at the young lady under him, he found that she had already appeared in her original form and turned into a fox, with more air in and less air out......"