Chapter 153: Stabbing Suit, Happy Water

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Not long after Aruba left, another black cloud came to the sky above the Enlightenment Forest.

"Home thought, home thought." On the black clouds, Murphy shouted in the direction of the bamboo building.

"Can't you see me sitting here alone as big as me?" Gallos glanced up at the black clouds overhead. Continue to enjoy the rare leisure time.

"Hehe, I'm not afraid you're still sleeping. I didn't expect you to get up so early. Murphy laughed awkwardly, poked his head out of the black cloud and looked around, then pressed the head of the cloud to prepare to land.

Jia Kesi shook his head slightly, indicating that he was too lazy to pay attention to him. Two new cups were added to the bamboo table, and the teapot on the charcoal stove was taken and the tea was poured into the cups.

"Murphy, you came to me so early, didn't you want to surprise me?" Jia Kesi asked casually while pouring tea.

"I'll go! How do you know? Murphy was so surprised that he forgot to manipulate the black clouds under his feet for a while.

"Be careful!" Coles reminded.

It's a pity that it's too late.

The uncontrollable black clouds carried Murphy staggering over the Enlightenment Bamboo Tower and plunged headlong into the bamboo forest.

"Ah......h

"Ouch......"

Two screams rang out from the bamboo forest at the same time.

After a while, Murphy and Edward walked out of the bamboo forest together.

Today's Edward is different from the past, with a wide cloak on his body. The dark green cloak was lined with spikes, making him look like a humanoid cactus.

"You stinky lobster, I accidentally fell from the clouds. If you don't save me, forget it, why do you take the opportunity to sneak attack me! Murphy asked viciously at Edward's monster.

"Fart! When did I sneak up on you? You must know that I was walking well in the bamboo forest, and suddenly a black shadow smashed down on me without a head. If it weren't for my slow response... Bah... The reaction is fast, and it will shoot you into bone slag long ago. Edward showed no weakness and immediately pushed back.

"And you said that you didn't sneak up on me, so what do you say about this?" Murphy tugged at the magic robe on his body, only to see tiny holes appear on it for some reason. What was originally a gorgeous magic robe has now become a trendy beggar's cave outfit.

"Blame me!" Edward spread his pincers and assumed an unusually flat posture.

Murphy didn't expect this stinky lobster to be so shameless, and just wanted to speak, only to hear Edward continue:

"There is a strike, and there is a stabbing attack. The peculiarity of my 'Stand-Up Spike Suit' is that when it encounters an attack, it will instantly pop up spikes to counterattack. Edward shook the hem of his cloak as if to show off, and retracted it with a spike.

"In other words, if you hadn't smashed me, it wouldn't have inspired a powerful counterattack from my 'Stand-Up Assassin Suit' at all."

"Striking the stabbing suit, isn't it ......" Murphy looked at Edward's cloak carefully.

"Hehe, I believe that Jiakesi will like it when he receives this gift." Edward nodded triumphantly, confirming Murphy's guess.

Seeing Edward's triumphant appearance, Murphy certainly wouldn't let him continue.

"Your cloak is good...... It's a pity that in front of my latest research and development potion, everything is a floating cloud. As he spoke, Murphy had an extra bottle of black potion in his hand at some point.

I saw Murphy holding the potion with his right hand and shaking it gently, and the black potion in the bottle suddenly produced a large number of bubbles the size of rice grains out of thin air, competing to surge.

"Shh......h

"See! As long as Jia Kesi drank the potion, he would ...... "Murphy let out a string of inexplicable evil laughter that sounded to Edward.

"Could it be ......" Edward's heart trembled, and a bold and terrifying speculation instantly popped into his mind.

While Murphy was laughing, Edward's pincers struck out the flask in Murphy's hand with a lightning wave.

"Phew!" The vial smashed to the ground and fell apart. The potion in the bottle flowed and foamed white.

"Love... Morality... Chinese...! Murphy couldn't help but be angry when he saw that the potion he had worked so hard to develop was shattered by Edward for no reason.

He turned his head and just wanted to question Edward, but found that Edward was staring at him with a pair of protruding eyes, and his clamps made a "squeak... creak...".

"You... You... What's going on? Murphy was taken aback by Edward's appearance, and for a moment his momentum was a little cowardly.

"Murphy, I didn't expect you to be like this. Although the home is sometimes more aggressive, you are wronged. But... But ......, you can't harm your family! Edward's low tone revealed a heart-wrenching anger.

"I... When am I going to kill my family? Edward's words made Murphy feel unusually confused.

"Did I guess wrong?" Edward saw that Murphy didn't look like he was lying, and his heart couldn't help but waver slightly.

He subconsciously lowered his head and wanted to rub his head with pliers. But he didn't have an opinion and saw the potion that Murphy had broken to the ground by him.

"That's not right!" Edward looked up sharply, "Although I don't know much about alchemy. But when the bottle of potion you just shook it, it actually caused such a violent reaction, and at first glance it was an unfinished unstable potion. Unstable agents are either explosive or highly toxic. You let Jia Kesi drink, and said that you didn't want to harm him? Looking at your potion being shattered to the ground by me, but so much foam bubbled up, it was clearly a strong reaction caused by the potion corroding the ground. ”

"Uh......" Murphy was just about to explain, when a dark shadow fell from the sky and fell in front of Edward and Murphy.

"Why do you two quarrel as soon as you meet, grinding and grinding, the enlightenment tea I brewed is almost cold." Jia Kesi looked at the two people in front of him who were tense, and couldn't help but have a headache.

"Let's go, although the Wudao tea will not affect the effect when it is cold, hot is always better than cold." After speaking, Jia Kesi turned around and took the lead towards the bamboo building.

Murphy looked at Edward on the side, and was about to continue explaining. After thinking about it, instead of wasting words now, it is better to explain together in front of the family after going upstairs. So, he chose to keep his mouth shut and keep up with the pace of Jia Kesi......

And Edward looked at Murphy, so he naturally followed inseparously.

"Thank you, Edward." Jia Kesi looked at the anti-armor in front of him... Forehead... Striking the stabbing suit, a burst of warmth welled up in my heart.

Although it is almost impossible for him to let his opponent's attack fall on him, Edward's heart is real.

"Hey, nothing. As long as you like it. Edward waved his pliers, indicating that a garment was nothing to the dressmaker.

"What about you, Murphy? Is there any surprise for me? Still, he turned his gaze to Murphy.

A delicious meal of Wang Ba mung bean soup, a cloak that can be turned into a hedgehog when attacked. To be honest, he was curious to see what kind of surprise Murphy would bring him.

"I had a bottle of the latest elixir, but it was shattered by this damn stinky lobster."

"Hmph, but it doesn't matter, I still have a bottle here." Murphy glanced at Edward defiantly, took out another bottle of black potion from the space, and put it in front of Jia Kesi.

"What is this?" Just as Jia Kesi wanted to reach out, a large tong struck like lightning, and the target was the black potion in front of him.

"Smack~" The tongs were firmly caught by the palm of Jia Kesi's hand.

"Edward, what are you doing here?" Jia Kesi looked at the owner of the tongs, Edward, suspiciously.

Originally, I heard Murphy say that the potion was broken by Edward, and I thought it was Edward's unintentional mistake. Now it seems that this is not as simple as it was thought before.

"It's not this self-righteous stinky lobster, foolishly thinking that I, Murphy, would harm the townspeople of this town. Damn, what's wrong with the reaction? What about bubbles? My Murphy's latest 'Happy Fat Boy Water' has no gas reaction is a failure, okay! Murphy glanced at Edward again and said indignantly.

"Really?" Edward had a vague feeling that he might have really misunderstood Murphy this time.

"Nonsense! Are you an alchemist or am I an alchemist? Besides, am I stupid or are you stupid to harm the townspeople of this town in the town of the town of the mayor? ”

"Uh......" Murphy's last sentence woke up Edward at once. Because of the suddenness of the incident, he forgot the existence of the town chief.

"I feel angry because of your distrust. If you dry up this bottle of 'Happy Fat Boy Water', we will still be good friends in the future. Murphy pulled out another bottle of black potion from the space and stuffed it into Edward's hand.

"Huh! Hey! Hey! Shouldn't you drink this 'happy fat water' in front of us in order to prove your innocence? Why is it now that I drink? Edward looked confused as he took the "Happy Fat Boy Water" that Murphy stuffed over, "And how many bottles of potion did you make, why did you take out another bottle later?" ”

"You take care of me. Drink fast, we're still good friends after drinking. If you don't drink it, I'll go to the mayor and complain that you have maliciously destroyed the property of other townspeople. "Murphy put on a posture that if you don't drink today, you won't even have to be friends in the future.

"Okay, I'll drink."

Now that it has been determined that there is no danger, plus a little guilt for misunderstanding Murphy. Edward was unequivocal, uncorked the bottle and poured the entire flask into his mouth.

"How? What do you think? Murphy leaned forward and asked.

"Tastes sweet, uh...... And the inside of his stomach is slightly swollen...... "Edward replied with a double smack, rubbing his strong abs.

"Is it just a little bit up? It shouldn't be! Am I getting the measurement wrong again? Murphy tapped his skull in annoyance.

"That's not right! I go, how did my belly get bigger? Edward found that his abdomen, which had beautiful eight-pack abs, was standing up little by little. The stomach seems to be holding a breath, not vomiting or unhappy.

"Why... "Edward tried to burp his gas, but nothing happened. And through the difficult method of chrysanthemum discharge, he didn't know how to operate it for a while.

Seeing that the stomach was getting bigger and bigger, there were even bursts of pain in the abdominal cavity.

"I~ grass, Edward, laugh quickly! If you don't laugh again, you'll be raised to death! Seeing this, Murphy hurriedly shouted.

Laugh? Edward felt the growing pain in his stomach and was about to cry. Now all he had to do was regret that he had believed in Murphy, the treacherous little skeleton.

"You're so smiling!" Murphy couldn't care much more, and when he came up, he pinched Edward's shrimp head and shook it vigorously.

Even Jia Kesi on the side felt that the situation was wrong, and quietly pinched the brass lamppost.

"! Edward, I'm telling you, my potion produces a special gas in my stomach called laughing, which can only be released by laughing, so you laugh at me now, laugh out loud. Did you hear that? Seeing Edward's belly getting bigger and bigger, the soul fire in Murphy's anxious eyes began to redden, and his hands shook Edward's shrimp head like a rattle.

"Haha... Hahaha... Hahahaha..."A series of loud laughs came out of Edward's mouth.

"Saved......" Murphy let go of Edward and sat down on the stool next to him.

If something really happened to Edward, not to mention how guilty he would be, the town elder probably wouldn't let him go easily. After all, although the mayor of the town is sometimes out of tune, he really feels the care for the townspeople.

"Haha... Dead Skeletons... Hahaha... Why didn't you say it earlier... Ha... Isn't it... Ha ha... Deliberately trying to see me... Hahaha... Gaffe... Hahaha..."Edward's belly was noticeably smaller at this time.

"Who knew you would drink it all in one go, and who was to blame for your own death?" Seeing that Edward was unharmed, Murphy couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief in his heart, and said angrily.

"Interesting." Jia Kesi took the "Happy Fat Boy Water" in front of him and took a sip. He held back his laughter and watched his belly grow bigger and bigger, and then a burst of loud laughter came out of his mouth.

"Yes, it tastes a bit like 'Coca-Cola,' but 'Coca-Cola' isn't that fun." Jia Kesi nodded and took another big sip......

"Murphy, do you still have that 'Happy Fat Boy Water'?" Edward, who had had enough of laughing, approached Murphy with a flattering look and asked.

"Huh? Didn't you think my 'Happy Fat Water' was poisonous? Murphy gave Edward a playful look.

"Haha, misunderstanding, that's a beautiful misunderstanding. How could I not believe Master Murphy, but I had some mental hallucinations at that time, you know. Besides, as you just said, I did it, and we're still good friends. Good friends, if there are good things, everyone should share them. Edward said righteously.

"A 'stand-up stabbing suit' can just make up for my shortcomings in close combat."

"Okay!"

Murphy was not stingy either, and discharged a dozen 'Happy Fat Boy Water' directly on the table.

"Ho... Murphy, you won't... Ha ha... Feel inflated... Hey... Why should you too... Rattle... Laugh... Haha......"

"Hehe... My 'Happy Fat Boy Water' can work... Hee-hee... To the soul... So... ......"

In the early morning of that day, the sky above the Enlightenment Forest was filled with all kinds of funny, normal, and strange laughter of the three of them.

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