After class, Cen Ying took out the written review book from the gap in the book, walked out of the classroom, and came to the counselor's office.

He put the review book on Wu Qiuyun's desk, and smiled at Wu Qiuyun, who didn't know what he was doing: "Teacher Wu, this is the review I wrote, you can take a look." ”

"Well, just leave it here." Wu Qiuyun didn't raise his head and said.

"Then I'll go first."

"Okay."

……

Half an hour later, Wu Qiuyun finished dealing with the matter in hand, turned his attention to the review book that Cen Ying put on the table, and picked it up with interest, "Handed it in so soon?" Yes, it's still sincere to admit mistakes, look at what he wrote. ”

As he spoke, Wu Qiuyun looked at the review book-

I was deeply awakened to my mistake and determined to correct it, which was not an ordinary small mistake, but an extraordinary big mistake, and the so-called big mistake is bigger than the small mistake; A small mistake is a smaller mistake than a big one.

Some people say that I made a big mistake, and some people say that I made a small mistake, and some people say that I made a big mistake, but I don't know if the mistake I made was big or big, maybe it was a big mistake, maybe it was a small mistake, maybe it was a bigger mistake, maybe it was a big mistake, it was a small mistake, it was still a big mistake, it was a small mistake, and it was not a big mistake.

……

"Uh......"

Wu Qiuyun saw the first two paragraphs, her head was confused, although because she was an art student, Cen Ying's font was very beautiful, but the content on it directly made her dizzy.

Putting down the review book for the time being, Wu Qiuyun brushed up his thoughts, and it took a long time to figure out the meaning of what he said, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

Admit a mistake, is it necessary to write so around?

Shaking her head, she continued to watch—

It is not right to be absent from school without reason, some people say that absenteeism is very harmful, some people say that the harm of absenteeism is very small, and some people say that the harm of absenteeism is not too big or small, but I think that no matter whether the harm of absenteeism is big or small, I have made a mistake that a student should not make, and I review.

Some people say that I just did one thing that a college student often does, so why do I have to submit such a long review? It's because I don't have enough understanding of my own mistakes.

……

"Well, the attitude of admitting mistakes is not bad, and it is very sincere."

Although these two paragraphs are also okay, Wu Qiuyun is still satisfied with Cen Ying's attitude of admitting mistakes.

She kept looking—

So, to fully realize my mistakes, I want to start with the three-year-old -

That year, I ran a red light while riding a tricycle, and when I was four years old, I picked up a plastic bag on the street and didn't hand it over.

It was even worse when I was five years old, and I kissed a four-year-old girl and told her that we were no longer three-year-olds;

Crushed a bird to death while flying an airplane at the age of six;

The space shuttle studied at the age of seven accidentally exploded in space;

When I was eight years old, I met a friend who was later taken by me, and his name was Beggars Billy (the leader of the terrorist organization outside the world);

At the age of nine, he screamed when he lost playing cards with the Jade Emperor;

When I was ten years old, I participated in the sports day, and I stuck a UFO in my javelin;

When I was eleven years old, my good friend broke off my friendship, and he called God;

At the age of twelve, I invented the time machine;

At the age of thirteen, I went to the Cretaceous in a time machine;

At the age of fourteen, he accidentally caused the earth to crash into a small planet;

At the age of fifteen, he developed a virus called SA· RS；

Accidentally killed an alien at the age of sixteen;

Fight off an alien invasion at the age of seventeen;

At the age of eighteen, he was just starting college and was skipping school.

That's it, I'm determined to get rid of the above problems and not let history repeat itself, but for the production of Harley's comet, I admit that it has absolutely nothing to do with me, I dare to play a hundred tickets.

It's really not good to skip school at the beginning of school, it will directly affect my future income, so, in my poor family-—— my family is poor, my villa is poor, Kadilac is poor, the housekeeper is poor, the maid is poor, the cook is poor, the pilot who flies the plane is poor, my own airport is poor, and the penguin building I just bought is poor......

I failed in learning, I felt very helpless, the child who was once full of ideals is getting bad, looking at the bright red 60 points and excited, is this considered degenerate?

I asked myself in disbelief, the sky was still twinkling and shining, and I put on my last glasses, but I couldn't see the light.

The seven-colored petals in his hand no sign of happiness, and he made one last wish, hoping that he would die soon.

I understand that the greatness of life should be the glory of death, and if you say that there are tears in your eyes, there will be a rainbow in your heart......

Why is that? You pulled me and said you were a little hesitant, why did you do this......

Ten years ago, I didn't read, I didn't read, I just flew an airplane, I learned to go to Pluto alone, and then I flew back slowly, ten years......

In summary, I deeply review this behavior of absenteeism at the beginning of the school year, and I promise that I will not make similar mistakes in my future studies, and I ask my respected counselor to give me a chance to make amends.

……

After reading it in one go, Wu Qiuyun only felt that he was breathing heavily and almost went berserk.

Take a deep breath, breathe deeply, and keep your demeanor.

She only felt her hands tremble, put down the review book, took a deep breath, then a deep breath, and finally a deep breath.

She retracted what she had said earlier, and if it was sincere, then she would apologize to the thousands of students around the world who were asked to write reviews.

After being a counselor for so many years, she has never seen such a nonsense and a review book that is not afraid of death, is this trying to make her angry?

You're hanging like this, and you're still going to a ghost university? Isn't it good to cover the sky with one hand, call the wind and rain, and be a fairy?

It took nearly half an hour for Wu Qiuyun to calm down, pick up the spoof review again, and read it again.

Resisting the idea of blacklisting Cen Ying, she took out her mobile phone and filmed this "sincere" review with an ultra-clear camera, sent it to Penguin's meager memory, and accompanied it with text-

In more than 10 years of teaching, this is the most "sincere" review I have ever received.

……

She just wanted to vent the sullenness in her heart, but this review book was unconsciously forwarded and liked and shared by "enthusiastic" netizens, and in just a few hours, it flooded the Internet and was laughingly called "the strongest review".

At this moment, Cen Ying was sitting in the classroom and listening quietly.

It's just that for some reason, he always has a feeling that something is wrong, and he has been there since he handed in the review and walked out of the counselor's office.

He thought about it seriously, but he couldn't find any reason, so he couldn't help muttering to himself: "Could it be that the review book is a problem?" Probably not, maybe it's just an illusion. ”

Shaking his head, Cen Ying put this feeling behind him and continued to listen to the lecture.