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Scratch!

Zhang's eyes widened and said, "Grab my lines!" ”

Wang Yue's head couldn't help but have black lines rising, and he was also drunk.

When Wang Yue set his eyes on the cafeteria, he found that Ding Xuan was eating at the long table in the cafeteria, and there was an elegant-looking young man with a hippie smile next to him.

Ding Xuan was eating helplessly, and the young man with a hippie smile next to him kept chattering in Ding Xuan's ear.

"Xuan, you're beautiful again today."

"Xuan, eat a piece of meat, you've lost weight recently."

"Xuan, let me tell you a joke, there was originally a dog, and then it was hit by a car and died, and it became a dead dog! Hahaha! ”

Zhang's quick eyes widened, and he said, "Scratch!" What a bad joke, cheating father, daughter-in-law, cover your ears, don't listen to this kind of low-level boring and naïve and brainless idiot words,"

Gan Ting looked at Zhang's fast, and said helplessly: "The jokes you tell are worse than him!" ”

The corners of Zhang's mouth twitched, with an expression of unyielding, and said, "Scratch!" When did the joke I tell rotten, you are a personal blow, in order to fight back and prove myself, I will tell you a joke that is unique in the world, there was a cat before, and then he was hit and killed and became a dead cat, hahahahaha! ”

Gan Ting: "------"

Wang Yue: "------"

Take a deep breath and may there be less tease in the world!

As soon as Ding Xuan looked up, he saw Wang Yue at the door, and greeted Wang Yue: "Wang Yue." ”

Wang Yue smiled and shouted, "Senior sister! ”

As he spoke, Ding Xuan walked towards Wang Yue.

However, Ding Xuan hadn't come over yet, but the boy with a hippie smile ran over first, grabbed Wang Yue's hand, and said with the expression of his own family: "Brother, you are Wang Yue, you have admired the name for a long time, I heard that you rescued Ah Xuan from the fire, thank you, thank you!" I heard that you brought Ah Xuan out of Xu Yang's clutches, thank you, thank you! ”

Seeing his arms being shaken up and down, Wang Yue looked dazed, looked at Ding Xuan, and asked, "What's going on?" ”

Ding Xuan said helplessly: "An annoying fly." ”

The boy with a hippie smile was not hit by Ding Xuan at all, and said: "Xuan, I don't allow you to insult yourself like this, if I am a fly, won't you become a female fly?" In other words, if I were a fly and I kept sticking to you, wouldn't you become a fly? Xuan, there is a problem with your words, but whatever comes out of your mouth is so good, hehe. ”

Everyone in the cafeteria: "------"

Zhang quickly grabbed Gan Ting's hand and said curtly: "Daughter-in-law, you speak so well!" ”

Gan Ting rolled her eyes and spit out a word: "Get out!" ”

Everyone in the cafeteria: "------"

Wang Yue couldn't help but roll his eyes, he had already analyzed it, this boy with a hippie smile was Ding Xuan's suitor, to be precise, he should be a strange and funny suitor.

Ding Xuan roared violently: "Dead Chu Nan, you get out of the old lady!" ”

Chu Nan had a hippie smile on his face, but his body deliberately made a twisting and pinching look, and said: "Xuan Xuan, you call me "virgin-male" in front of the public, this is not appropriate, and I don't have you anymore, my "virgin-male" hat will be taken off sooner or later." ”

Ding Xuan slapped his smooth forehead, he obviously shouted Chu Nan, but as a result, this thing was associated with a virgin-male, can he still be embarrassed?

The name Chu Nan Wang Yue has heard of, and he is the seventh master of the Hero Internet Cafe, and he is good at wandering and raiding attacks between knife battles and footwork.

Chu Nan is also a small name in the youth university, Chu Nan has a very good personality, never grudges with people, if there is a shortcoming, it is a broken mouth, and when it comes to chatting about the world, it definitely belongs to the kind that can't be beaten.

No, Chu Nan wants to develop with Ding Xuan recently, but he is not Xu Yang's pursuit of Ding Xuan with strong means, or he has been sticking to Ding Xuan.

This Chu Nan is very good at observing words and feelings, and he will prepare anything Ding Xuan needs in advance, which is a very good boy.

Ding Xuan squinted and smiled, looked at Gan Ting next to Zhang's Kuai, and said, "Zhang's Kuai, have you found a girlfriend?" ”

Zhang Kuai looked disapplieving, and said: "What does it mean to find a girlfriend, I haven't been missing, I'm Zhang Dashao, I want to be handsome and handsome, I want to be handsome and handsome, the flowers are blooming, the car is bursting, there are more little girls who like me, alas, it's really helpless, just pick one, no, I'll ......"

"Ahem!" Gan Ting coughed.

Zhang quickly changed his words and said: "Although I am a flawless man, my daughter-in-law is a goddess-level girl, I am deeply attracted by my daughter-in-law's temperament, no, you know." ”

Chu Nan looked at Ding Xuan, with a look of grievance and yearning, and said, "Xuan, I was also deeply attracted by your temperament. ”

Ding Xuan: "------"

Zhang quickly pulled his throat and said: "Scratch, surnamed Chu, can you be a little creative?" Always plagiarized me. ”

Chu Nan said with a hippie smile: "I call this borrowing!" ”

Zhang's quick scolding: "You stinky shameless"

Chu Nan scolded: "You are the stinky and shameless!" ”

Well, the two teases met together.

Zhang Zhikuai and Chu Nan almost put their heads on their heads and scolded each other.

However, through this scene, it can be seen that Chu Nan, who is a senior, does not have a trace of seniors.

Zhang's quick said: "You are shameless, my Zhang is as pure as a blank piece of paper, what Bai teacher, what Bin classmates, what three sisters, what golden scales, I haven't read a book, I haven't heard of it!" ”

Lu Nan followed and said: "What is the white paper, my Chu Nan is as white as a white peony, what Cang Teacher, Ye Yui, Maria, Duoxiangzi, Iijima...... I've never heard of any of them. ”

At this time, a fat man with glasses walked by and said lightly: "So you haven't seen it, I have the latest seeds, do you want them?" ”

Zhang Zhikuai and Lu Nan pulled one of the fat man's arms, and said earnestly: "I want it!" Copy, copy! Bluetooth, Bluetooth! Transmit Transfer! Kang is busy with the north nose, my beast blood is already boiling! By the way, is it ****? ”

"------" Wang Yue, Ding Xuan, and Gan Ting looked at each other, and black lines and beads of sweat couldn't help but rise on their foreheads.

Ding Xuan smiled and said to Wang Yue: "Wang Yue, do you have classes in the afternoon?" If you don't have a class, let's go to the Hero Internet Cafe to play CF, right? ”

Chu Nan immediately raised his hand and said, "Xuan, I don't have class!" ”

Ding Xuan said helplessly: "I didn't ask you." ”

Wang Yue's eyes rolled and said, "I don't have class, it's okay to go to the Hero Internet Cafe in the afternoon." ”

Chu Nan said boldly: "Let's go together after lunch, I will pay for the restaurant and the Internet fee." ”

Wang Yue set his eyes on Chu Nan, who was smiling hippie, and a smile appeared on his face, and said, "Senior, don't you mind if I challenge you?" ”