Chapter 1095: The Five-Faced Confused Stick

Wow!!!

More than 500 RPGs fell with Chen Mo's words.

Instantly aimed at these few stick people.

The sticks were sweating profusely.

Fortunately, one of them is more exciting:

"Wait a minute!!

You are too arbitrary to make a judgment on a question!

After all, it's impossible for everyone to know what chicken stewed mushrooms are! ”

"That's it!"

"You can't slander us that we're not Huaxia just because we're not Duan You, right?"

For their own lives.

A few people began to quibble again.

Chen Mo smiled playfully:

"Okay, then I'll ask you a few more questions.

As long as one of you can answer it.

I'll save you! ”

"Good!"

"It's a deal!"

"That question just now was just an accident, as long as you don't ask such an unpopular question, we will definitely be able to answer it!"

Chen Mo: "Then please tell me.

Li Yunlong attacked Ping'an City, and let the second battalion commander pull out something? ”

The Chinese people who were familiar with "Bright Sword" at the scene, including Gao Yun, instantly had a picture in their minds.

Li Yunlong scolded and shouted:

"Second battalion commander, pull Lao Tzu's Italian cannon over!"

It can be said that as long as you are a Chinese person, even if you have not watched "Bright Sword", it is impossible not to know this sentence!

However, on the side of these sticks......

Five sticks, five faces confused!

They even discussed it privately.

"Who is Li Yunlong? Which general is it? ”

"I am familiar with Chinese history, and I have a good understanding of Chinese historical figures.

I just don't know that there is such a person as Li Yunlong. ”

"Attack Hean Castle? Second battalion commander? I guess it's a great general in modern times. ”

"The armies in modern Chinese history were very poor, and they did not have any good equipment and weapons.

I guess that what Li Yunlong asked the second battalion commander to pull over should be a horse. ”

"That's not right! I've watched Huaxia's anti-Japanese dramas, coupled with Chen Vala's logical thinking, I think it should be a donkey! ”

"Big brother is right, I think it should be a donkey."

"Good! Let's guess it's a donkey! ”

After the discussion.

The leading brother said confidently:

"Li Yunlong asked the second battalion commander to pull the donkey over!"

After thinking about it, the eldest brother added:

"There are all kinds of awesome equipment on the donkey, eighty-two rifles, grenades or something!"

"Poof......

Gao Yun couldn't hold back for a moment.

Laughed directly!

The Chinese people who were present to understand this stalk were all laughing together!

"Nima! Mentally retarded! ”

"Fight a city, bring a donkey, why are you looking at the new bright sword?"

"If this is a Chinese person, Lao Tzu will cut off his head!"

"It's an insult to my IQ!"

See the reaction of the crowd.

The five sticks have a bad heart.

The leader hurriedly said: "I ask for a change of question!" ”

Chen Mo smiled and said:

"Okay!

Then...... 'The spring breeze of reform blows all over the ground, blows all over the ground, blows all over the ground~~~~'

What's the next lyric? ”

The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the ground?

What song is this Nima?

"Big brother, I'm a Chinese humanoid little song library! But......

I haven't heard this song before! ”

"Vomit~~~~ He sings so ugly......"

"I've listened to tens of thousands of Chinese pop hits, from the thirties to the present.

I just haven't heard of such a song. ”

"He can't be playing with us, right?"

Seeing a few people chattering there, they didn't answer.

Chen Mo said speechlessly:

"Then there's one more question.

Recently, Liuxue has been particularly popular in China.

I was also fortunate enough to join the study of the Six Studies.

You can just take a quote from Teacher Six. ”

As soon as the problem comes out.

The buddies gathered around and discussed impatiently.

Nima!! What is the Six Learnings? ”

"I guess it's something similar to Confucius's Confucianism, and it should be a very profound science."

"But we don't know the six learnings!"

"Whatever, just say it! Look at their eyes, if we can't answer again, no one will believe it again! ”

One of the thinner sticks pretended to be:

"Ahem...... Sixth teacher, although I don't know much.

But I also know that he is a famous literary scholar and university scholar.

Of course, there are many of his famous sayings!

I'll just say it!

That one......

Killing without teaching is abuse; not to abstain from the violence of the so-called; Slow order leads to the thief of the expectation; It is also with people, and the stinginess of the cashier is said to be a division. ”

After speaking.

This product is still secretly proud in my heart.

This sentence of self-blindness.

It is a particularly unpopular sentence in the Yao Yue chapter of the "Analects".

Even for those who are familiar with the Analects.

It's hard to remember this sentence.

"Lao Tzu used this sentence to impersonate the famous words of the sixth teacher, how can you refute me?

Teacher Six said so many famous words, how do you know that this sentence is not Teacher Six's words? ”

The skinny stick thought triumphantly.

However......

All the Chinese people have black lines on their faces.

The corners of Chen Mo's mouth twitched:

"I'm sorry, I got it wrong, Teacher Six didn't say that."

"Wait! How do you know that Teacher Six didn't say it?

Teacher Six, he is an old man who is erudite and talented, how do you know that it is not that you are uneducated!

I don't know his old man's famous sayings? ”

"Right!! We are not convinced!! ”

"It's just that you're not educated!! This is clearly what the sixth teacher and his old man said!! ”

"Fuck your sister!

Teacher Six is the actor of Sun Wukong!

I didn't even graduate from junior high school!

It would be strange if he had said that! ”

Chen Mo said speechlessly:

"You can't answer a single question, and you dare to say that you are Chinese?"

Sweat!!!

Crazy cold sweat is flowing on the five people!

God is the Monkey King!!

Isn't that man's name Zhang Jinlai?

How did you become a sixth teacher?

And when will there be six learnings?

How unscientific is this!!

Chen Mo took a deep breath and said coldly:

"I'll give you one more chance.

This is a question that all Chinese people can answer! ”

The five sticks were tense and nerves tense.

The black goat also sweated for them, but could only pretend to be calm on the surface.

I only heard Chen Mo take a deep breath, and in an incomparably authentic Northeast accent, he pointed at the five people and shouted:

"What do you see?!!!

What are you looking at?!

What is the problem?

The five of them were stunned again.

"What's the problem?"

"I know, this is the Northeast dialect, [what do you see]!"

"But...... How do you answer? ”

"I don't know!"

"What to see...... How do I know what to watch?! ”

"Ahhh!!hhh What kind of bizarre question is this!! ”

Chen Mo's few questions drove the five sticks crazy.

They boast of being a researcher of Chinese culture!

But Chen Mo asked the questions that all the Chinese people knew, but they couldn't answer any of them.

Chen Mo said coldly: "You can't answer, right?"

Brothers!

Tell these fake Chinese people that the answer to this sentence !!

What are you looking at?! ”