The policeman looked Liu Rui up and down, and then said in a low voice, "You two really called the police?" ”

"Nonsense, I didn't call the police, why am I here?" Liu Rui replied a little speechlessly.

"You pay attention to your attitude when you speak......" Han Chao scolded speechlessly.

The little policeman looked at Liu Rui and was stunned for a moment, then took out a watch directly from his notebook, handed it to Liu Rui, and then looked at Liu Rui and asked, "Did you call the police before you came?" ”

"Forgot ......," Liu Rui replied with a smile.

"It's not ......" The policeman glanced at Liu Rui speechlessly, and then gritted his teeth and said: "You can forget this little thing about calling the police before you come, did you lose your sow or what?" You're so sad......"

"You're really right, in his eyes, it's really no different from losing two sows......" Han Chao replied with gritted teeth.

"......" The policeman looked at Liu Rui speechless for a while, and then continued: "What, you two can find a place to fill out this form." ”

"Uncle policeman, the two of us are in a hurry, why do we still fill out the form?" Liu Rui looked at the police and shouted.

"Look at who here isn't in a hurry?" The policeman glared at him and replied, and then continued: "We are a small police station here, and there are fewer people reporting crimes, so you will just take it." ”

"It's not a police station or a bank on your side, I have to wait in line to report the crime, I don't need the whole number or something?" Liu Rui shouted speechlessly.

"I told you, our side is a small police station, if you really have an emergency, you can go to the police station in the city to call the police, if you are not in a hurry, you can line up on our side......" The policeman replied speechlessly.

Liu Rui glanced up at the police, and then said with a smile: "If I am really in a hurry, why did you delay me?" ”

"What do you say?" The policeman asked rhetorically with squinted eyes.

"If something happens, tell me who's responsible?" Liu Rui shouted with a glare.

"No, are you sick, do you call the police, if you don't call the police, what should you do, I don't have time to take care of you, understand?" The policeman also stared at Liu Rui and shouted.

"What is your attitude as a comrade?" Han Chao shouted a little unbearable.

"That's what I want?" The policeman looked at Han Chao and asked rhetorically.

"What the fuck are you ......" Han Chao couldn't control his emotions instantly when he heard this, and he was about to rush towards the little policeman.

"What are you doing?" Liu Rui looked at Han Chao and shouted with his eyes in his eyes, and then scolded Han Chao: "What's the matter, do you still want to do it with others, people are police, you stretch out your hand to attack the police!" ”

Han Chao looked at Liu Rui and didn't speak.

"What kind of comrade, the two of us will fill out the form now, don't you care......" Liu Rui replied to the police with a smile, and then reached out and took out the cigarette in his trouser pocket and stuffed it into the policeman's hand, the policeman looked down at the Chinese cigarette in his hand, stunned for a moment, and then pouted and said: "Even if you still understand something, then you can just fill out the form and find me in a while......"

"Thank you......" Liu Rui gritted his teeth and replied.

"Tell your friends to pay attention!" The policeman pointed at Han Chao and said a word, and then walked directly to his office with a shelf.

Liu Rui squinted at the form in his hand, turned his head to look at Han Chao and said, "Are you crazy?" What are you doing with him in a hurry? ”

"I just don't fucking look down on this idiot......" Han Chao replied with a big mouth.

"I don't know who you can fancy either." Liu Rui scolded speechlessly, and then threw the form directly into Han Chao's hand, then looked at Han Chao and said, "What is that, you fill in this form!" ”

"I can't write...... Han Chao shouted justifiably.

"You can't write, what the are you yelling at me?" Liu Rui scolded speechlessly, then took the form and found a random place, pouted his ass and began to fill in the form.

"How much zip code do we have over here?" After Liu Rui wrote a few times, he turned his head to look at Han Chao and asked.

"I don't know ......," Han Chao replied with great emotion.

"This report is like or something, even the children in my family asked, does it have anything to do with how many of my children called the police...... Liu Rui scolded speechlessly, and then shouted: "I have nothing to write about this accident, how the do I know?" ”

Liu Rui talked for a long time, and finally filled in the form, then walked to the door of the office and knocked lightly.

"Come in!"

The voice of the little policeman rang out.

When Liu Rui heard this, he hurriedly pushed open the door, and then said to the police with a smile: "What comrade, I finished filling in the ......"

"You go out and wait......"

After the policeman took the form, he directly reached out and pushed Liu Rui, Liu Rui looked at the policeman and was stunned for a moment, did not speak, and silently withdrew from the house.

……

On the highway.

I sat inside the Land Rover and squinted at the scenery outside.

"Why the is this so far away?" Ji Xuan looked at his watch and shouted with some collapse.

"What, can't sit still?" I asked with a smile.

"Grass, I've been holding my pee for three hours...... Ji Xuan replied speechlessly, looked up at things and asked, "Dude, how long do we have to go?" ”

Hearing this, the thing looked down at the GPS on the car, and said with a smile: "It is estimated that it will take more than two hours......"

"What's that?" Ji Xuan stared at the beads of his eyes and shouted, and then hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up and find me a place to park, I'm holding it down, my bladder is blowing up for me......"

"If we go to the service station, it's far away......" the thing replied with a smile.

"Then you can't hold it, huh?" Ji Xuan shouted with a glare.

"Why don't you make do with this?" I reached out and took out a bottle of mineral water, looked at it with a smile, and said to Ji Xuan.

Ji Xuan looked at the mineral water bottle in my hand and was stunned for a moment, and then shouted at the top of his voice: "Can this thing pee?" ”

"Then you don't have to......" I replied with a smile, and then continued, "We used this thing to ......"

"calf, if I believe you, I might as well pee my pants directly......" Ji Xuan replied to me irritably.

"Hehe......" I smiled and didn't speak.

After about ten minutes, Ji Xuan looked at me with a big green face and was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "What is Yezi, where is the mineral water bottle you just now?" Lend me a ......"