Chapter 5 The question of whether the left hand or the right hand is very serious
"I refuse!"
After listening to Wu Si's tragic experience, Zhao Xiang did not have any sympathy, directly refused, and bluntly pointed out: "I think that what Ye Ling said, except for the sentence that eating meat will eat brothers of the same clan, there is nothing wrong with it, you are indeed too fat." Before looking for someone, you should look in the mirror. ”
Zhao Xiang is such a character, the pride of being different from ordinary people makes him disdain to lie, and he often does not avoid talking about his friends' shortcomings, but often points out his friends' shortcomings. Of course, he doesn't just blame others, and if he does something wrong, he is happy to accept criticism and change it.
It's a pity that he always does things too perfectly, and people want to blame, but they can't find the slightest thorn.
Wu Si burst into tears, waved his hand excitedly and roared: "Of course I want to lose weight, but I just can't control this mouth, what can I do?" I'm not uncommon with women who really love me, anyway, my family has money, as long as I beckon, there will be a lot of women who are willing to make me a pig! ”
Perhaps it was because he was too excited, Wu Si did not hesitate to speak, and for the first time admitted the fact of denying the fact of thirteen years, and his high tone was like a king standing on a podium to speak, instantly attracting the attention of other disciples of the Taoist Academy.
Shi Qing couldn't stand on, and hurriedly stepped forward to persuade: "Don't give up on yourself so much, you have to believe that there will always be a fatter woman in the world than you, find her, she will definitely love you sincerely." ”
"Ah Qing, you're still good to me," Wu Si spread his arms movingly, like a bloated giant bear.
He hurriedly took a step back, stretched out his hand and desperately blocked the giant Roshan that was leaning over, this is by no means a lie, Wu Si may be out of shape, and he is still the perfect successor to that Wu Angong, who is two meters three!
"Wait, calm down, don't hug at every turn."
Wu Si stopped and said sadly: "Even you dislike me for being fat? ”
Shi Qing said with a sneer: "Impossible, I just hate men hugging, it's enough for brothers to hook up and put their backs on their backs." ”
Wu Si believed this explanation, wiped his tears with his hands, and shouted: "I don't care, you have to help me, that woman has degraded my whole body worthless from personality to size." If this revenge is not avenged, the rose family crest of my Wu family will be covered with a layer of humiliation. ”
Since the time you had this body shape, the Rose family crest has long been covered with a thick layer of ash, and until now, what do you care about? Shi Qing complained in his heart, he wouldn't say it, that was equivalent to knocking a hammer on Wu Si's heart, and the sensitive and fragile glass heart would be shattered to pieces.
Even he, a bad friend, couldn't bear to be hurt, so he changed the topic and said, "Zhao Xiang, what are you thinking about standing there since you just started?" ”
Zhao Xiang woke up from his thoughts and said lightly: "How to lose weight for Wu Si, I thought about it, the fastest and most effective way is to start with spells." ”
Wu Si waved his hand and said dejectedly: "I have thought about this question for a long time, but there is no spell related to weight loss. ”
"A single spell can't do it, if it's a combination of several spells, maybe it's okay." Zhao Xiang's expression was still tense, and a pair of light purple eyes showed thought, showing that he was not so indifferent on the outside.
When Shi Qing heard this, he pondered it, and there was a vague idea in his mind, which was hazy as a mist drifting by, and he was about to catch it, when he suddenly heard a loud shout, "What are you three still doing there, the other disciples have already set off, you guys go too!" ”
The clear idea that he could have grasped was like a shy girl, who was so frightened that he turned around and ran, he snorted and muttered, "Bastard, let us do it for nothing, and you are still so spirited." ”
"This disciple, do you have any dissatisfaction with me as the dean? If you have, you can mention it, and I will accept it humbly, and then let you get out of here. Students who can't even understand the dean's hard work in exercising you are not qualified to stay in Fengyang Dao Academy. ”
The dean is even more horizontal than the emperor here, Shi Qing sighed in his heart, if he really wants to be expelled, his parents who stay in the town will probably hang themselves immediately, and his sister will do the same.
The reason is very simple, he went to Fengyang Daoist Academy to study, and achieved good results, and is expected to become a promising Taoist master, which has already been blown by his family to all relatives, including the residents of the territory.
He seems to be already a role model for the inhabitants of the territory to educate their children, and he is also the envy of the girls school students.
At this time, they were kicked out of the dojo, and their parents and sister naturally hanged themselves in shame.
Based on the above reasons, Shi Qing did not have a relationship with the dean who was stingy, greedy, and domineering, and hurriedly raised his feet to leave, but was stopped by the dean, because he had not yet taken a bag of ornaments decorated with the colorful clothes of the statue of the founding king Tang Yi.
Fengyang, like all the big cities of the Great Shang Dynasty, erected a statue of Tang Yi, the hero who once saved the world and the founding monarch of the country, was erected at the front of the city.
In the history books of the Great Shang Dynasty, Tang Yi was a down-and-out royal child. According to the old woman, in the records of other countries, before saving the world, Tang Yi was a servant of the Taoist Academy, and he had nothing to do with the nobles.
No one knows why that handyman was able to perform many feats in the demon war, and finally cast a powerful magic that can be called a world-class scale.
Shi Qing was not interested in those, he only had one thought in his heart, paralyzed, he needed to build such a huge statue.
I saw that in front of Fengyang City, there was a statue of Tang Yi riding on a dragon, the height was estimated to be three hundred meters, towering into the clouds, as if the sky was being carried.
If it fell, most of Fengyang City would be in ruins, and Shi Qing thought about this boring question in his mind.
The disciples of the Fengyang Daoist Academy who gathered at the foot of the statue looked at the huge stone statue, their hearts were full of amazement, and then they began to discuss how to put on the colorful clothes.
Last year's experience in dressing up Fengyang City didn't play much of a role this year, because Fengyang Hou had changed.
Compared with the previous one, the new Fengyang Hou's kung fu is obviously different, and he can even think of such a peculiar idea as wearing colorful clothes for the statue of Tang Yi.
The dean did not raise an opinion to protest, and he did not need to do anything, and there was a group of disciples who worked as coolies.
Shi Qing pondered in his heart, whether to call Wu Si another day, turn the remaining statues into black iron, and take revenge on the dean.
He was in a daze, and the disciples over there were arguing fiercely.
"It should start with the right hand, the great founding king, how can it be possible to start dressing from the left hand, that is an insult to the creator of the starry sky." One disciple, who was obviously a fan of Tang Yi, argued with another disciple with a thick neck, and the question was whether to start wearing it with his right hand or his left hand.
As for the creator of the starry sky, that is also one of Tang Yi's many titles.