Chapter 216: Useless Maid
"What do I want you for?"
Yanluo frees up the 1 bit of anger that has accumulated in the Heartless Doll, and angrily denounces Joan of Arc.
The blonde girl sat on her knees with her head bowed, her long blond hair that had just taken a shower, wet and tied together, and a white vest - because there was no women's underwear here, she had to wear Yanluo's clothes, the waistcoat was a little wide, revealing a slender collarbone from the neckline, the hem of the dress covered the hips, and below was a fair and slender thigh.
"Taking a shower can drop soap into the water outlet, let you make instant noodles, and you can actually knock out 3 bowls in a row for me."
"I think...... Instant noodles are not nutritious, and I want to make something else for you...... "Joan of Arc is hesitant."
"That's what you're trying to do to blow up the cooker?"
"Hmm~"
At this time, the anger of liberation disappeared, and Yan Luo was relieved of a little depression, and he let out a long sigh: "Hey...... Originally, I thought you could be a helper in the inner world, but I didn't expect you to be on the blacklist of the dream space, and you must complete the punishment task to be lifted. ”
"Moreover, to open the space-time channel from the surface world to the rise of a civilized power, it takes 1,000 points of biological energy to enter the game once, and a bronze sword in the commercial area can be bought with 2 or 300 biological energy, and you will turn the bronze sword in the game into reality, and it will actually cost 2 or 3,000 points, which is simply 10 times the price of weapons and equipment in the commercial area!"
"It's useless!"
"Hmm~"
Joan of Arc shrank her head: "The utilization rate of the dream space for living energy is very high, and my ability is still a little bit ...... Lacking, the equipment in the game will be more expensive in reality...... But the dream space, isn't the mastermind already hung up? ”
"I'm going to grow and I'm going to be very, very powerful one day, even better than my dreams...... Well! She nodded vigorously: "It must be so." ”
"Really?" Yan Luo was skeptical.
"Of course it is." Joan of Arc raised his fist and clenched it with what seemed to be very energetic, "I'm a god~~~!" ”
"But what's your use now?"
Joan of Arc tilted her head, stretched out a white and tender finger, put it to her mouth and pressed her face, and said hesitantly: "Cooking, washing clothes, warming the bed?" ”
At this time, Yanluo's 1 point of depression disappeared, but there was still 1 bit of happy emotion left in the heartless puppet, and he also liberated, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but smile, and let out a happy laugh: "Warm the bed...... Hey, hey, hey......"
The thought of a two-dimensional character-like, extremely cute girl who can be used to warm the bed almost drools.
However, after all, it didn't take long to realize 1 bit of emotion, and I soon returned to a serious book.
"Not interested."
"How could you not be interested?"
Joan of Arc seemed to have received a great blow, widened her eyes, stood up, gestured with her hand over her body, and said in a strong and affirmative tone, "Look at me...... Isn't it very, very cute? No matter where you look at it......" She spun around, and the hem of her vest was raised, revealing the absolute realm: "So cute! Look here! ”
She gestured with her hand to her chest: "Here's a D!" ”
"And my legs, long, white, and cute! And my hair and eyes, and by the way, I can simulate emotions! ”
The blonde girl with blue eyes squatted on the ground, she held her head, and then raised her head slightly, and when she made this movement, a large area of fair skin was exposed from the neckline...... She pressed her hands on the ground, slowly approaching Yanluo, her noses were almost together, the warm breath exhaled from her mouth hit her face, the girl's blue eyes were full of innocence and purity, and she made a slightly coquettish voice: "I like my brother the most~~~"
Then, she stood up, the color of her eyes turned into a bright red like ruby, and the temperament of the whole person changed from Lori to a royal sister, grabbing her hair and shouting impatiently: "No road race, no road race, no road race!" Stupid, die! ”
The girlish temperament of the blonde and red pupils has changed again, her long hair has instantly turned silver white, and her eyes are brilliant gold.
Looking down at Yanluo, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground with cold and arrogant eyes, she lifted a slender thigh at the hem of her vest and stretched it out, with a high-pitched laugh in her mouth: "Oh hehehehe...... Foolish servant, as a reward, come and lick my feet. ”
Yanluo: "......"
He stood up and pushed Joan of Arc, who was wearing only a vest, to the floor, and pounced, flipping the girl into his hips to himself, holding it down with one hand and unbuttoning his pants with the other.
"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! ”
"Ah, don't ...... It hurts......"
"Dare to call me a servant? Dare to say stupid, go die? It's against you! ”
"I'm sorry, I was wrong."
After being untied from her pants and whipped on her ass, Joan of Arc finally became honest, and she knelt on the side with tears in her eyes, and her state changed from blackened white hair and golden eyes to her original blonde and blue eyes.
"You should be a maid first."
"Yes, master." Joan of Arc sobbed, then looked up, "What do I need to do as a maid?" ”
Originally, Yan Luo wanted to say "cooking", but after thinking about it, he wanted Joan of Arc to cook, I am afraid that the bowls and plates at home are not enough, there is a washing machine for washing clothes, and raising horses is to ask the old man Ma Jianmin.
"It seems that you have only one use."
"As a vase."
Joan of Arc: "......"
Nine bronze tripods, the surface of Hebei, Henan, Xu, Yan, Qing, Yang, Jing, Liang, Yong, the geographical territory of Kyushu, in the exquisite, heavy and with the historical atmosphere, enough to shock everyone who sees it - however, this is taken out to say that it is "Jiuding", can not make anyone believe, I am afraid that the temporary role is only when dumbbells exercise.
Napoleon's coronation sword is also too brand new and clean, and it is not like a weapon that has been handed down more than 200 years ago.
However, this sword, with the Regent diamond and 42 other side diamonds, is also worth a fortune, and Yan Luo considered whether to find a way to auction off the sword and send it to Sotheby's or Christie's, and the 140-carat diamond alone could fetch hundreds of millions of dollars.
The 59.6-carat Pink Star, no matter its fame, size or value, is far less than that of the Regent, one of the world's four major diamonds, but it sold for more than 500 million Hong Kong dollars in 2017!
"But isn't it too wasteful to auction off a piece of equipment that can be used in the inner world?"
The Sword of the Archon, as a weapon, is not very valuable, it is a ceremonial sword, but in some certain worlds, for example, if you enter a world similar to "Lord of the Rings", elves who like gems and art, will like this weapon when they see it, right? However, Yan Luo thought about it, it seems that there is no shortage of gems in the magic world? Some mages in the world use gems as a medium for spellcasting.
"Anyway, let's go to the dream space first, and then draw conclusions after searching for information."