Volume 3 Men Should Be Arrogant Chapter 122 Such a rookie!
"The mountain of Qingqiu, there are beasts, its shape is like a fox and nine tails, its sound is like a baby, it can eat people, and the eater is not Gu."
——"The Classic of Mountains and Seas: The Classic of the Southern Mountains"
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The boundless darkness of the night makes people feel a little oppressive, there is not a trace of stars in the dim night sky, and a crooked moon hangs lonely above the sky. The night breeze whistled and blew in the ears, with a little soaked wetness, chilling through the heart, slowly seeping into the spleen.
Chu Yi and the others wandered around the woods for most of the night, and suddenly found a very tragic thing, they got lost, opened the map, there was a blank space on it, and no coordinates were displayed. What's even more tragic is that the torches on several people have also run out, plus the roads in the woods are rugged, and there are thorns and vines everywhere, and by the time Chu Yi and the others wandered around the depths of the dense forest until the second half of the night, almost everyone had dozens of scratches of different shades.
The low-key simple chatter, began to spit out bitterness, and complained on the team channel: "Nima, what kind of broken map is this, the durability of the equipment on my brother's body has almost dropped, and it's too cheating, my brother's handsome and chic shape of a pear flower pressing begonia has been completely ruined, which makes my brother how to pick up my sister in the future." ”
Hongyan Shui glanced at him, pursed his lips, and said disdainfully: "Are you still handsome and chic?" A pear flower pressed begonia? I think it's a brain-dead idiot plus a pear flower pressing cockroach is about the same, no matter how you look at it, Xiao Yueyue is much more pleasing to the eye than you, as for you, you're a complete dead rookie. ”
The handsome international guy stood aside, with a gloating smile on his cold cheeks, and calmly scolded two words: "Stupid." ”
Shang Dong seemed to be still worried about losing to a low-key simple few hundred gold coins during the day because of betting on dice, and at the critical moment, he took the opportunity to fall into the lower stone, and said with a smile: "That's it, if you want to say handsome, the captain is much more handsome than you, you are a shameless and shameless obscene animal." ”
Little Forgetfulness nodded and affirmed, "Well, I also think the captain is much more handsome than you." ”
Chu Yile laughed and said, "Low-key, we don't like to be too public." ”
Low-key and simple couldn't help but roll his eyes, and said depressedly: "Okay, even if you are ruthless, my brother despises you." As he spoke, he didn't forget to give a big middle finger to Chu Yi and the others.
"Cut!" Shang Dong glanced up at a low-key and simple glance, then lowered his head again, and muttered, "There are so many people who despise me, how old are you?" ”
The low-key simplicity with his two nostrils facing the sky directly ignored Shang Dong's words gorgeously.
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The eastern sky gradually revealed a trace of fish belly white, and the drunken morning light washed away the haze of the night, and the originally gloomy sky suddenly became clear, and everything around was instantly dyed transparent.
It's dawn.
Chu Yi and the others finally stepped out of the dense jungle, raised their hands to cover the dazzling sunlight, and Chu Yi sighed in the team: "It's not easy to finally come out." ”
"If I were to know which idiot designed this map, I'd have to cut off his chrysanthemum and stuff it in his mouth." Gritting his teeth in a low-key and simple way, he tried his best to keep his voice very low, obviously on the verge of rage.
"This boy's shoes, are you going to go to a masquerade ball, or are you going to go to the street to beg with a bowl?" Shang Dong stepped forward, patted the low-key and simple shoulder vigorously, and smiled poorly.
Low-key and simple raised his head suddenly, staring at Shang Dong coldly, if you chirp again, Lao Tzu will turn his face with you.
"Ugh!" Shang Dong touched his nose, forgetting to look at him in a low-key manner, and didn't dare to touch his moldy head again, he smiled and said no more.
In addition to the level 40 black bear in this forest, there is also a rhizome plant monster called the man-eating flower, and in the second half of the night, Chu Yi and the others inexplicably broke into the territory of this monster for some reason.
This kind of monster is very difficult, although the blood volume is much lower than that of level 40 black bears, but these level 42 man-eating flowers have a skill that makes Chu Yi and a few people ache - camouflage, they usually blend in with the surrounding environment, and they can't distinguish their traces at all, but once someone approaches, they will quickly rise up, and with lightning speed, the poison on their bodies will be transmitted to people through needle-like thorns, which is impossible to prevent at all.
Low-key and simple as a priest profession, the defense and physique are low, even if it has broken through the level 36 mark, the HP still does not exceed 2000 points, several times he was almost poisoned by these cannibal flowers, and the cloth armor on his body is even more green and tattered, really not much different from a beggar.
Chu Yi and the others tried their best to hold back their laughter when they saw the embarrassed appearance of low-key simplicity, for fear that they would accidentally laugh out loud and annoy him.
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In the misty mountain range, a path stretched straight into the distance, and Chu Yi waited until it was far away from the dense forest, and the tense heartstrings gradually relaxed.
"The 95% realism of "Legend" is really extraordinary, Nima, last night was so exciting, so thrilling." The low-key simplicity seems to have wiped out the previous unindignant forgetfulness, and the depressed expression on his face was quickly swept away, and suddenly his eyebrows danced again, "Do you know why the few virtual games before "Legend" have not gone far, even "Proud World", which is known as the "dawn of the game era", its glory has only lasted for two years, and it has been abandoned by people, do you know the reason? ”
Chu Yi felt a little funny, this guy had just greeted all the eighteenth generation women of the staff of the game company, and in the blink of an eye, he began to get nervous again, and his thinking was really not an ordinary jump.
It seems that since he first met him, this obscene guy has always shown this heartless and heartless appearance of giggling all day long.
Is there really no way for earthlings to communicate with them Martians?
Chu Yi secretly scolded himself, and then shook his head and said, "I don't know." ”
Hongyan and Shang Dong directly ignored his words, as if he were a transparent person.
"I guess you don't know." He glanced around at Chu Yi and the others in a low-key manner, and when he saw that no one answered, he thought how awesome he was, but he didn't know that except for Chu Yi, no one else regarded him as an earthling, but he was still triumphant, boasting to himself, "Let me tell you, "Legend" has been in beta for two whole years and is still so popular, although there are many reasons, but the most critical point is undoubtedly that this is infinitely close to the realism of real life, you should all know that even if the fidelity of the previous "Proud World" is only 40%, It has already made many people sigh, not to mention that it is a game with a fidelity of up to 95%. ”
After a low-key pause, he continued without being shocked: "Moreover, a senior executive of Mythical Company claimed at a press conference that this game also has the effect of prolonging life......"
Hongyan snorted coldly, interrupting the low-key and simple daydream: "Come on, that's just a gimmick used by game companies to attract players, so you can also believe it, should you praise you for your whimsical thinking, or should you call you an idiot?" Why don't you say that playing games can lead to immortality and rejuvenation? ”
"It's really a brain show, children's shoes, it's time to go home and take medicine." Shang Dong naturally wouldn't let go of the opportunity to crack down on low-key simplicity, he squinted at the low-key simplicity, and his eyes were clearly like looking at an idiot.
"Oh, it's a nice day, it's windy and sunny." Low-key and simple looking up at the sky, very direct to divert the topic.
"......" Chu Yi.
"......" Shang Dong.
"......" is a red face and a disaster.
"......" international handsome guys.
"......" small oblivion.
Chu Yi and the others looked at each other, their faces full of black lines, and they were completely speechless for this dead rookie.
To the extent that he is cooking, it can be regarded as a kind of realm.
Hongyan Troubled Water said to Chu Yi privately: "I didn't expect there to be a guy in the game who is more rookie than you!" ”
Chu Yi quickly replied to her with two words: "Your sister." ”
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