Chapter 23: The essence of the drama that is desperately adding drama
Uncle Yang's name is Yang Tiansa, who is in his forties, with a swollen chin and beard, and a slightly chubby figure; And Grandma Lu Lu Funeral Flower is not a real old man, but in her early forties, with big red lips, a beautiful mole, and a cheongsam with a long swing and high slit, unabashedly revealing the roots of her white thighs. And the last "Han cub" who came in didn't know his name, he was thin and withered, with thief eyebrows and rat eyes, and he looked like a snob.
"There are people who want to bet on jade with Lin Sanye, but there is a good show to watch today." Han Cub's body was thin and thin, and a sharp noise came out of his throat.
Lu Fuhua cocked her orchid fingers, took a nut wrapped in chocolate on a plate, elegantly put it into her slightly open red lips, and then smiled, staring at the hat worn by the demon night with autumn water eyes without blinking, and licking the corner of her mouth with her scarlet tongue.
Yun Fei felt a twitch in his stomach, and a chill froze.
Lin Debiao briefly introduced the identity of the demon night to them.
"This has to be verified," Lu Fuhua waved her hand and held up her cheeks. "I heard that Childe is from Lantian County? Lantian County is the birthplace of gambling jade, the famous 'Jade Township' in the red dust, since the son dares to call Lantian 'Jade King', it must be a certain big family from Lantian? ”
"No," Demon Night waved his hand. "Self-proclaimed 'Jade King'."
Lu Fuhua seemed to be interested in talking to the demon night, and the question was vague and ambiguous, but Yang Tiansa was anxious and went straight to the point: "Who is the surname?" ”
"The surname 'Ba', the single name is the word 'Ba', this name is to make me guard against arrogance and rashness, modest and cautious." The demon night said with a pretentious matter.
Yun Fei couldn't cry or laugh under the hat, this demon was adding drama to himself again.
"Strike? Your name is Striker? Han cub craned his neck and asked with a puzzled expression. Bah, do you have the word 'ba' in your last name? ”
"I was born in a small village on the border of Lantian, where there is an endless jade mine underground, and the people in our village make a living by mining jade, but one day, a person who called himself 'Jade King' attacked our village with a large group of people, he gambled with the people in the village, saying that as long as he won him, he would lead people to evacuate, and if he lost, he would die, in order to save the village, many people responded to the gamble, but they were all defeated, and their heads were hung under the old locust tree at the entrance of the village."
Demon Night actually began to talk about the experience on his own, his voice was steady, but he could hear the suppressed sorrow and grief in it, and everyone listened attentively. Yun Fei was completely stunned, he always felt that Demon Ye had some pride of 'Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Noble Son', but he really didn't see that this person was still a drama spirit!
"Two days later, more than 100 people died in my village, and the land under the old locust tree was dyed red, and no one gambled with the 'Jade King', and the man did not leave, but said that if no one answered the gamble, he would kill people, kill one in a minute, and kill ten in ten minutes. In the end, the eldest man in the village, our village chief, stepped forward, and he answered the gamble, and gambled a full five rounds, defeating the 'Jade King'! ”
Yun Fei scratched his head, feeling that what this person said was really like that.
The Jade King was angry and wanted to wash the village in blood, but no one expected that the white-bearded and white-haired old village chief turned out to be a powerful cultivator! He killed the Jade King and drove away the remnants of his party, and the villagers were furious and tried to catch up, but he waved his hand, said 'That's it,' and then turned away. The village chief never appeared again, but he was remembered by everyone in the village, but people can no longer remember what he said, they can only remember the last sentence of 'just that', from then on, the people in our village are all in the name of 'ba', and to become the jade king, sweep away the evil as the ideal. I—the most outstanding person in this generation of the village, and therefore I—am the Jade King! ”
Later, Demon Night's tone turned out to be impassioned, and he pushed away the table and stood up, as if he was really going to sweep away the evil and eliminate evil.
Yang Tiansa and Lu Fuhua looked at the demon night in a daze, and Lin Debiao and Han Xiaozi also had a "stunned" expression. Yun Fei was full of embarrassment and held his forehead, this demon is not only a drama spirit, but also a very deep play!
"Your experience...... cough," Yang Tiansa seemed to have never seen such superb and exaggerated acting skills, touched his nose and was a little overwhelmed, he organized his language, and then said softly, "Okay, okay...... Long. ”
Lu Fuhua let out a brass bell-like laugh, although she was already at the age of fading her blushing face, her voice still sounded like a girl in her twenties.
"What happened to Gongzi is really sympathetic, so why do you want to bet on Lin Sanye?"
"Victory is like a cloud of smoke, and I am willing to seek defeat." Demon Night replied in a slightly cold voice.
I finally heard a familiar line...... Yun Fei's snot and tears flowed down his nose and eyes at that moment.
"I am the jade king from Lantian, a traveler in the world, and a jade person in the world." Demon Night paused and continued.
At this time, Yun Fei realized that this demon didn't just want to add drama to himself! He is...... I just forgot the words! Hey, I said you're a goldfish? Do you only have seven seconds to remember? And also...... You just forgot the words to cover up the past, and you don't need to remember it and add it so embarrassingly!
Yun Fei roared angrily in his heart.
"Hmm...... Oh," Lu Fuhua hesitated, "then why did Gongzi keep wearing a hat and not let us see the real face?" ”
"Because there is ......"
Before Demon Night could say, "Someone is jealous of my handsomeness", Yun Fei stomped on him under the table, showing a very "kind" smile under the hat.
"Childe, someone asked you why!" He said to him in a "soft" tone.
"There is scabies." Demon Night blurted out.
"What?" Lu Fuhua and Yang Tiansa asked in unison.
"What?" Lin Debiao also felt incredible.
"What?" This last sentence came from Yunfei's mouth.
“…… What the? Demon Night was stunned by this series of "what", and asked suspiciously.
Yun Fei smirked, he really wanted to strangle this demon to death now. "My son-in-law contracted some skin disease in Sunset Town a few days ago, and the doctor said that he couldn't see the wind, and it was also contagious, so he had to keep wearing a hat, right, male-son——!"
He felt Demon Night's body trembling slightly, and the man probably couldn't help but snicker under the hat, and Yun Fei gritted his teeth angrily.
"yes, yes, we've all got that contagious scabies, well, skin disease, right, that...... Who? My dear squire. ”
"That's right, Childe, you're right——!" If the hat was lifted, Yun Fei's hideous smile at the moment would definitely scare the people present.
"Hehehe, your master and servant are really interesting." Lu Fuhua chuckled, and her slender but slightly old white hand patted Yang Tiansa's shoulder. "Lao Yang, what else do you want to ask?"
Yang Tiansa was silent for a moment, and stretched out his right hand towards the demon night. "Cultivation."
"A mortal, not involved in cultivation."
But Yang Tiansa's hand did not retract, and the beard on his face stood up, making his entire fat face even more swollen.
"Shake hands, boy."
Yun Fei looked at Demon Night hesitantly, he didn't expect Yang Tiansa to be so sneaky and bite so tightly, or - even if Demon Night's acting skills are so perfect, is he suspected of his identity?
Demon Night hesitantly looked at his hand under his robe.
"Childe's hand......" Yun Fei was about to say something when he saw Demon Night stretch out his hand.
"What do you do with a handshake......," he heard him mumble quietly.
Demon Night's long, bony hand was in hand with Yang Tiansa's bus, and Yun Fei saw through the hat that Yang Tiansa's brows were first tightened, and then crawled to both sides like two coarse caterpillars.
"I'm sorry, boy, it's just a necessary process for us." His tone softened.
Yunfei suddenly thought that the so-called "Taiwan soil" was a tool registered and issued by the national capital to prove the identity of the cultivator, but if the "Nine Heavens and Ten Earths" were the opposite of the "Red Dust", it would mean that the national capital, which was located in the "Red Dust", had no right to let the "Immortal Queens" of the Nine Heavens and Ten Lands carry the Taiwan soil!
"Can we start? You've been doing this identity review for a long time......" Demon Night sat back in his seat, a little impatient.
"Review ended." Lu Fuhua waved his hand at Lin Debiao, indicating that there was no problem here. The latter then sat up, holding his cheekbones in one hand, with a half-bad, half-handsome smile.
"Boy, you must know that the last time I gambled on jade was half a year ago, and I bet on a mongrel from Linzhen, who is also a jade master. The people in the jade master industry are very crazy, and they feel that they are geniuses in the world if they know a little stone, and they like to show off and compete everywhere. The thug patted his chest and said he was going to gamble for five rounds, but he lost three games in a row, and by the fourth game he refused to live or die - do you know how I treat this kind of person? ”
Yun Fei snorted contemptuously, he really had never seen a person like Lin Debiao who was not only thick-skinned, but also shameless, hated to be untrustworthy, and he was the kind of person who did not believe in his words.
"Don't talk to your third grandfather about 'integrity', grandpa doesn't eat this set at all, do you hear?" Now recalling the scene when he led a group of people to block the door of his house, Yunfei can still clearly remember that rampant words.
He can't fight Lin Debiao alone, although Yun Fei is conceited, but he is not blinded, the three people in charge, Han Cub must be his lackey, and Yang and Lu have been here for a long time and have a relationship with him, if he Yun Fei really came single-handedly, even if he really won five rounds and was angry, would the result be better?
Surely not, Lin Debiao would ask the scumpers, close the door, and beat him to death with sticks and sticks, and then throw the corpses into the forest, where they would be eaten by wild dogs, and when the day dawned again, there would be no bones left—he would definitely do it.
Almost everyone in the night wolf is afraid of him, even Ye Weiyang, and he may not help Yun Fei out of this breath in the face of Ye Yan, but there is one person who will-
Demon Night Party.
He is not a man of the night wolf,
He is the demon prince of the nine heavens and ten earths,
He longs for all the news of the Demon Emperor's Tomb,
He has a means that ordinary people can't reach - a peerless means of self-preservation.