Wukong and Bajie climbed mountains and mountains, carried out carpet searches, and walked through the one-person-tall artemisia grass.

When Tang Seng woke up, he found himself tied up in a monster hole.

A few little demons were looking at Tang Seng happily:

"King, this is the Tang monk who went to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures in the Tang Dynasty, you can live forever by eating a piece of his meat, and now with such an opportunity, it is difficult to live forever."

"Okay, now cook this Tang monk as a snack, let the little ones also taste it, and live forever together!"

This should be the Yellow Wind Monster, Tang Seng looked him up and down, wearing deerskin boots, a purple and gold belt around his waist, thief eyebrows, and a string of beards at the corners of his mouth.

If you kill him, you should be able to gain a lot of experience, thinking about this, Tang Seng smiled and nodded.

"You see, this monk dares to laugh when he is kidnapped, this is a great disrespect to our monsters, little ones, now carry Tang Seng and throw it into the pot to cook!"

Others were so frightened that they were arrested, this Tang Seng was so calm, and he smiled, which made the Yellow Wind Monster very faceless, and he was angry and wanted to cook Tang Seng now.

Tang Seng was immediately anxious when he heard this, the Yellow Wind Monster was really impatient!

According to the normal plot, they should wait for Wukong Bajie to rescue them first, and Tang Seng doesn't want to be their appetizer.

"Wait!"

In order to avoid being eaten in advance, Tang Seng deliberately delayed time, "I have two apprentices with strong spells, if you dare to touch my hair, they will never let you go!" ”

"Who is your apprentice?"

The Yellow Wind Monster asked curiously.

"The Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago!"

"Marshal Zhu Bajie of Tianpeng who is in charge of the Tianhe 80,000 water army!"

"If you know each other, let me go quickly, eat and drink and serve me, otherwise, my two apprentices will definitely set foot on your Huangshaling and dig your lair!"

Tang Seng blew it all the way, and I don't know if the monster bought it.

The Yellow Wind Monster frowned, he had heard of the names of these two people, and it was indeed a little difficult, but the Tang monk meat in his mouth could not be eaten.

The Yellow Wind Monster is a yellow squirrel spirit, and its eyes are dripping, and it immediately takes it to heart.

"That Sun Monkey and Zhu Bajie won't be able to find this place for a while and a half, why don't we eat Tang Seng first, and when they really come to the door, we won't even have bones left, see where they can find it?"

Huang Fengwei was triumphant and beckoned, "Little ones, cook Tang Seng now, and make a fire immediately!" ”

I'll strangled the grass!

These monsters do not play cards according to common sense, and the instant hedonism is serious, which makes Tang Seng surprised.

As he spoke, the little demon wanted to carry Tang Seng, who was tied up with five flowers, and throw it into the pot.

"Wait!"

Tang Seng is like an ant on a hot pot, he must stop it at this time, otherwise it will really be cooked, what kind of blame will he fight, and what level will he upgrade.

Huang Fengwei looked impatient: "You monk has a lot of trouble, if you have something to say, talk about it and fart quickly!" ”

Poof, poof!

Just said that there is a fart to release quickly, Tang Seng actually let it go, and it is a continuous sound, the fart sound is different, and he can even play wonderful music.

All the monsters covered their noses one after another, this fart is too stinky, Tang Seng suddenly thought that there had been no tuba for a few days.

Last night at the farmer's house, I ate a lot of soybeans.

Immediately, Tang Seng had a flash of inspiration and had an idea.

"Brothers, the poor monk has been in poor health these days, his stomach is not very comfortable, and the feces in his stomach are even more stinky, I guess you also smelled the smell just now. Think about it, it doesn't matter if you cook me, it's a pot of soup, do you really want to go to your mouth? ”

Speaking of enjoying the place, Tang Seng put a few more, and the monsters consciously hid far away.

The Yellow Wind Monster couldn't bear to listen to it anymore, he had never seen such a disgusting monk!

"King, we can open our intestines and clear out the feces and urine, won't it be okay to eat like this?"

"yes, I didn't think of that!"

The Yellow Wind Monster laughed, he was almost blinded by Tang Seng just now.

Tang Seng's face sank, he didn't expect the monster to have an IQ.

"It's not a secret, the feces and urine in the stomach of the poor monk have already penetrated deep into the bone marrow, even if the intestines are torn off, there is a smell of feces in the body, and the flesh is bitter, as hard to chew as the bark of an elderly tree."

Seeing that the monsters didn't speak, Tang Seng continued:

"So, it's better to wait a day or two, and let me drain the feces and urine in my intestines before you eat."

"We monks pay attention to the purification of sentient beings, if you can eat the meat of poor monks and live forever, it is also considered a merit, even rice hair!"

Tang Seng's realistic speech was about to impress the goblin, and when he was hesitating, suddenly the little monster outside crawled in.

"Report to the king, the big thing is not good, there is a monk with a sharp mouth and a thunder face outside, and a monk with a pig's head and a pig's face are scolding at the entrance of the cave, and he said that he wants us to return his master."

"How can it be!"

The Yellow Wind Monster snorted coldly, "Okay, little ones, first tie Tang Seng to the Dingfeng pile, and wait for me to capture the Sun Monkey and Zhu Bajie, and stew the three of them in one pot!" ”

The Yellow Wind Monster counted more than 100 strong demons and went to fight outside the cave.

Tang Seng saw that the Yellow Wind Monster had gone out, and there were only a few monsters guarding him, which was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

However, Tang Seng's hands were tied, and he couldn't twist the magic trick and perform the thunder and lightning technique.

"Hey, little monster here, I have something to tell you."

Tang Seng beckoned to the little monster guarding him beside him.

"Anything, I can hear it when I stand here, you can say it."

This little demon looked disgusted, afraid that Tang Seng would have another stinky fart, and now thinking back to Tang Seng's farts just now, the little demon was still sick to his stomach.

Tang Seng said with a bitter face: "I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach......"

"What are you going to do!"

The little demon was frightened and uneasy, covering his nose and taking a few steps back, very prescient.

Tang Seng waved his hand and said, "This demon brother, don't get me wrong, the poor monk just wants to pee, but it's inconvenient to tie his hands, so can you untie the rope first?" ”

"Oh, that's what happened."

The little monster ran over to untie Tang Seng, in its eyes, as long as Tang Seng didn't fart or shit, everything else was a trivial matter.

"Hey, wait, you untie him, what if he runs away?"

Another little monster hurried over to stop it.

Tang Seng snorted coldly, recognized this little monster, and was the first to destroy it after it was untied.

"Tang Seng is a monk who has no power to tie the chicken, which the monster peers on the westbound road know, there is no need to question it, if you don't loosen the pee for him, in case you hold out or fart, our Yellow Wind Cave is not big, and the air is not smooth, and we are the ones who suffer in the end."

Tang Seng was greatly impressed, this little demon's ideological logic was extremely meticulous.

"That's right, more than a dozen of us are around, and we're afraid that he won't be able to escape?"

A few little demons came over and agreed, they didn't want to hold their urine, so the smell scurried in their bodies, affecting the taste of Tang monk's meat.

"Hey, hurry, I can't hold on anymore, I'm going to come out below!"

Tang Seng pretended to hum a few times.

When a few little demons heard that they would immediately do small things and big things, they rushed to untie Tang Seng so that they could immediately shush.

Tang Seng was untied, moved his wrists, and began to brew thunder and lightning.

When these little monsters saw Tang Seng moving their joints, they urged one after another: "What are you still doing in a daze, pee quickly, don't rub it!" ”

The opportunity was fleeting, and Tang Seng began.

Thunderbolt!

There was a thunderous sound in the air, and now Tang Seng's thunder and lightning technique is an upgraded version, extremely fast, critical hit after crit, and infinite power.

"Ahh

The little demons were shocked, and before they could shout for help, their bodies were torn apart, and thunder and lightning struck down......