"Don't talk about anything else, is there any fasting or anything like that?"

Bajie roasted a jade rabbit yesterday, and he couldn't eat enough at all.

"Of course there is rice, hurry up and eat!"

He is very happy, and his favorite thing to do is to help others.

After you have eaten and drunk enough, arrange a room for everyone.

Tang Seng has one room, and three apprentices have one.

This is what Mrs. Kou meant, of course Tang Seng understands what it means, doesn't he just want to sleep with me?

In the middle of the night, a dark figure came in from outside.

"Elder Tang, have you slept?"

Tang Seng deliberately pretended not to hear.

"Don't speak, I'm in!"

Madame Kou whispered excitedly.

She pushed the door a few times, only to find that it was locked from the inside.

"Damn!"

Madame Kou raised her eyes and saw the window next to her, and found that it was not closed, and her heart was ecstatic.

She staggered up, thudd, and fell into the room.

Tang Seng turned over and found that people had actually entered!

"You!"

Tang Seng looked like a victim, but he didn't expect that once a woman was thirsty, her wisdom would be infinite.

"Elder Tang, you see it's getting late, why don't we rest together!"

“……”

Tang Seng was speechless, and he had long been tired of the women on the way to the west, this should be the last.

"Go, ugly and weird, it's disgusting to see you!"

Tang Seng deliberately used words to mock, wanting to drive people away.

"What's wrong with me being ugly, no matter how ugly I am, I'm a woman, you must be a monk, you must have never tasted a woman in 20 years, come, my mother will give you **!"

Boom!

Tang Seng kicked people away, aren't they just a little handsome, why are they so crazy.

"If you don't leave, I'll kill you!"

Tang Seng took out his Zen staff and said coldly.

"Hmph, you dare to do this to me!"

Madame Kou said angrily, and immediately stripped her clothes down, leaving only her red belly pocket.

Then he shouted at the top of his voice, "Help, someone is teasing me!" ”

When he shouted, he didn't forget to pounce on Tang Seng.

The most poisonous woman's heart, quite right.

For a while, the lights were bright in the house outside the courtiers, and a group of servants rushed with torches.

"Husband, he bullied me!"

When Mrs. Kou saw Kou coming outside, she pretended to cry.

"Can you get a face?"

Tang Seng should have beaten her to death just now.

"Elder Tang, what's going on?"

The officer was stunned for a moment, feeling that this matter was too abrupt.

"Husband, this Tang Dynasty monk called me in, and as soon as I came in, he moved his hands and feet, and picked off my clothes, woo woo......"

"This monk is not a good person at first glance, he should be arrested and sent to the official!"

The butler walked out from the side and said menacingly.

"I don't think Elder Tang is like that kind of person!"

I have seen many people outside the Kou Yuan, and Tang Seng has a kind face, not like a bad person.

"How can my master like it, an old woman like you?"

Wukong was unhappy when he saw that someone had framed his master, "The king of the daughter's country insisted on marrying my master, but he didn't agree, so it's up to you?" ”

"Also, our master didn't promise the queen, how can I like this old woman, my old pig can't look down on her!"

Bajie shook his head and said.

"I believe in the master!"

Sha Seng's eyes were firm.

"Disciples, in order to prove our innocence, we will leave now!"

Tang Seng wanted to speed up the plot.

As soon as she leaves, Mrs. Kou will find someone to kill her husband and let Tang Seng take the blame.

"Alas, this thing is done, where can I find a place to sleep at night?!"

Bajie complained.

"Hey, don't go, it's okay to leave again at dawn!"

Kou Yuanwai kindly wants to stay.

The four masters and apprentices left, but they didn't go far.

"Wukong, I feel that Mrs. Kou is not a good bird, and she may make trouble tonight!"

"Well, my grandson didn't see her as a good thing, so he just stoned her to death with a stick."

Wukong said indignantly.

As expected, not long after Tang Seng left, a group of gangsters rushed into the house outside the court.

"Wukong, you cleaned up these bandits!"

"Okay, my grandson's hands have been itching for a long time!"

In the past, he was not allowed to kill, but this time the master took the initiative to arrange it, how could Wukong be unhappy.

These robbers are not worth a few experiences, so Tang Seng will not feel distressed.

Sou!

Tang Seng climbed over the wall to the house of the courtier, and hid outside the housekeeper's window to eavesdrop.

At this time, Mrs. Kou and the butler were whispering.

"Madame, don't worry, this time the outer death of the Kou is decided, we can be together in the future, and these family properties are all ours!"

The butler smiled darkly, his hand on Mrs. Kou's body, and walked casually.

"If you're good or bad, aren't you afraid of the government tracking you down?"

"What are you afraid of, as soon as the old thing dies, you will put the responsibility on a few Tang Dynasty monks!"

The housekeeper said proudly, "Tang Seng still wants to rob and rape you, these servants have seen it, and when the time comes, they will say that it was Tang Seng who failed to rob and rape, and deliberately killed Kou Yuan!" ”

"You're so smart!"

"Of course, otherwise, how can you become your man, come, taste my awesomeness!"

The two rolled over on the bed.

Tang Seng, who was hiding outside the window, was angry in his heart.

"Mrs. Kou is really not a good thing, just blame me, and cuckold Kou outside, this kind of vicious woman should be damned!"

Boom!

Taking advantage of the chaos outside, Tang Seng kicked the door open.

"Who?"

A pair of dog men and women are hugging each other, unclothed.

"Tang Seng!"

The two of them shouted one after another, "Aren't you leaving, why did you come back?" ”

"Come back and take your dog's life!"

Tang Seng was too lazy to talk nonsense, raised his Zen staff and fell.

"Ding, congratulations to the master, gain experience +2!"

Both died at the same time.

Kou Yuanwai ran out of the room in terror and looked at the corpses all over the yard, dumbfounded.

"Don't be afraid, these are robbers, damn it!"

"It turned out to be a robber, so that's good."

The Kou Yuanwai breathed a sigh of relief.

"Outside of the Kou, tell you an unfortunate thing!"

Tang Seng's expression was heavy.

"What, you say!"

"Your butler and wife have been killed by robbers!"

"Huh?"

The officer was startled, stunned on the spot, and ran to the lady's room as if he was crazy.

"Wait, Madame Kou is not in her room, but in the butler's room!"

Tang Seng kindly reminded.

The clerk rushed over and found the lady and the housekeeper, undressed, lying on the ground.

"What the hell is going on?"

Kou Yuanwai is going crazy.

"Needless to say, it must be your wife and housekeeper who did something unseemly, and it happened that the robbers came in."

Bajie guided.

"Although there were some signs before, I never believed it, but I didn't expect it to be true!"

The officer shook his head, heartbroken.

Tang Seng saw that the time was ripe, and said: "Mrs. Kou is messing with flowers, she took the initiative to tease the poor monk, and when she saw that I didn't agree, she finally took a bite back!" ”

"I guess too, Elder Tang is a Tang monk, how could he do that kind of thing!"

Kou Yuanwai was originally very sad, but when he saw his wife and the housekeeper messing around, he was not so sad.

"Good death,!"

The Kou Yuan exclaimed and said, "People are watching the sky, it's not that they don't report that the time has not come!" ”

"Even rice hair, everything has a cause and effect!"

Tang Seng clasped his hands together, silently chanted the scriptures, and pretended to be excessive.

The next day, the people of the government casually investigated, moved the body away, and the case was closed.

Before leaving, Tang Seng saw that the outsider was of good character, and his wife was killed by himself.

So, he took out a few pills from the Qiankun bag, which were given by Kui Mu Wolf.

Eating one can live for a few more decades, Tang Seng grabbed a handful and gave it to him, and his heart was a little more peaceful.

(End of chapter)