"Uncle police, come and arrest us, when we made the immortals jump, we got a snake spirit disease, we worked hard and worked hard to dare to ask for 20,000 yuan, this product is a superb emerald, I seriously suspect that this product is a fraudster who is deeply hidden, Uncle police, what I said is true, you come quickly, we don't run, my address is ......"

As he spoke, the green mille-feuille glanced at Xu Erdan with a complicated expression......

Wouldn't it be nice if I could have known this product earlier?!

With the true character of this dead money, coupled with his excellent brain, it is estimated that the immortal jumping career has already soared, and the third board has been listed!

But now it's too late......

Looking at the green mille-feuille that called the police, Liu Jiangtao and Xu Erdan couldn't help but glance at each other, girl, this guy can't be a snake spirit disease, right?!

A fairy jumped, and he actually called the police himself?!

When the green mille-feuille finished making the call, Liu Jiangtao went up and grabbed the green mille-feuille's hands and shook it violently......

"Click......"

There was a crisp sound, and the green mille-feuille cake was directly unjointed......

After that, there were two black fat men, who were also stripped of their limbs in a coma......

As for the woman, Liu Jiangtao just slashed and fainted, and then turned around and left, but he was still a step too late......

I saw that Xu Erdan's guy was already blocking the door-

"Eighth brother, my brother will settle the account, if you return my brother and my gems to my brother, we will still be brothers in the future......"

Brothers?!

Brother, you sister! You're a bad old man, you're a little brat, you're a bad ball!

"If ......"

"You can sleep too!"

Liu Jiangtao, who couldn't bear it, slashed Liu Jiangtao with a knife, and then tied him up with a rope......

Looking at the people who were tied up in the room, Liu Jiangtao turned around and left, yes, I can't stay here......

Three minutes later, the police arrived at the hotel and took the group back to the police station......

Ten minutes later, it became clear that several members of the Immortal Jump were arrested......

Fifteen minutes later, Xu Erdan, who had just walked out of the police station, posted a status in the circle of friends-

"If you return my emerald within ten minutes, my brother and I still recognize you as a brother, otherwise, just wait for my brother and me to announce to the world that you are an iron rooster with a hairless hair, and a money fan who sees money......"

Half an hour later, when Liu Jiangtao saw this circle of friends, he almost choked himself to death in one breath!

I'll poke it!

Xu Erdan's iron rooster's ability is getting stronger and stronger!

However, this is really Xu Erdan's style!

opened that circle of friends, only to see a series of six comments-

Old Demon: Erdan is sick again, and the identification is complete......

Third child: Same as above, the appraisal is complete......

Fourth: Same as above, over......

Lao Wu: Same, end......

Sixth: End......

Lao Gui: ......

Nima, these people are so simple even in their comments!

……

However, this guy is bubbling?!

A private message was sent over-

"Brother Kidnapping, the corpse is being cheated?!"

……

Well, no reply! Gone again!

It's the style of the old crutch.

……

Half an hour later, Liu Jiangtao looked at the check on the table in amazement-

One, ten, hundred, thousand, thousand, thousand, one hundred thousand, million, million, million, billion!

After counting several times, Liu Jiangtao trembled and picked up the check for 370 million, and his mouth was grinning to the back of his head!

370 million, a number that I never dreamed of, just appeared in front of me!

"I've decided, Sister Bomb!"

Yes?!

"I'm going to buy ten Alto, drive them together, ten Alto, that's a train, think about that picture, Dora wind, wow Ka Ka ......"

Your sister!

Looking at Liu Jiangtao who was caught in YY, Sister Bomb was full of black lines!

I thought this guy had decided something!

"And then?!"

And then?!

Liu Jiangtao is a little confused!

And then caught by the traffic police?!

"What else do you want to do besides the car?!"

What else do you want to do?!

Food, clothing, housing and transportation, clothes don't care about themselves, accommodation has villas, travel plans to get ten Alto, then the only thing that can be changed is to eat!

Chinese people, pay attention to eating, eat out of taste, eat out of 13 grids, eat out of a different momentum——

"I've decided, Sister Bomb!"

"Got it figured?!"

Looking at Liu Jiangtao, who seemed to have suddenly realized, Sister Bomb slowly breathed a sigh of relief, it's okay, it's not too much!

"In the future, Lao Tzu will buy two bowls of soy milk, drink one bowl, and pour one bowl! Drink yogurt and never lick the bottle cap anymore, eat instant noodles ......"

"Shut up!"

Sister Bomb really can't stand this!

That's it?!

Still drink a bowl and pour a bowl?!

Still licking the bottle cap?!

I'll take it, can you pursue it a little?

Looking at Sister Bomb, who was on the verge of exploding, Liu Jiangtao said weakly:

"Sister, am I a little too wasteful! That's right, how can you drink yogurt without licking the bottle cap?! Such a tyrant's behavior must not appear to me, I am a good young man who is diligent and thrifty! Yes, sister! ”

Looking at Liu Jiangtao, who was smiling and flattering herself, Sister Bomb was almost laughed at.

I really don't know what to say about this guy!

Why can't you grasp the point of the problem?!

Is the old lady struggling with you here about whether to lick the bottle cap or not?!

The old lady is struggling with the question of how to invest so much of your money!

Although this guy is not as ambitious as other men, which is not good, but faintly, Sister Bomb is still a little lucky!

There is no nouveau riche mentality, and there is no money to go out and fool around, which is still very good!

"Taozi, if you can trust me, leave this money to me to take care of, although you may not be able to make a lot of money, but you will definitely not lose money! For the rest of your life, you will never have to worry about food and clothing! ”

Forehead?!

Looking at the serious bomb sister, Liu Jiangtao scratched the back of his head and hesitated for a long time before saying:

"But I don't know how much to pay you!"

Listening to Liu Jiangtao's words after thinking about it for a long time, Sister Bomb had the urge to kill this guy!

You shouldn't think about the safety of your funds?!

Shouldn't you think about profitability?!

Shouldn't be considered......

Forget it, this guy's slurry brain probably can't think about this.

But Sister Bomb is still quite moved, friend, you don't need a special reason, believing is believing!

"You don't need a salary, but you owe two months of your previous rent!"

"I don't have any money!"

"Don't you have 370 million?!"

"I'll leave it to you to take care of, the money is in your hands, I don't have any money!"

Your sister!

Sister Bomb doesn't know what to say about this guy!

Holding the gold bricks to ask for food, I guess this is what I said!

Just when Sister Bomb was moved and didn't know what to say, suddenly, a loudspeaker sounded downstairs-

"Starling, you stinky parrot, return my big darling; Starling, you stinky parrot, return my big darling......"

Ha?!

Listening to this coquettish voice, Liu Jiangtao walked to the window with black lines in his head, and looked at the familiar figure downstairs who was playing on a loop with a loudspeaker, the Xu Erdan who was wearing a baseball cap, a haha mirror that covered most of his face, and a windbreaker that had been washed off!

Liu Jiangtao was completely speechless!

Looking at Xu Erdan, who was coquettishly posing in the crowd of onlookers downstairs, Sister Bomb wrinkled her pretty little nose and asked a little uncertainly:

"This is also your dorm buddy?!"

"If I say no, do you believe it?"

"Don't believe it, how can such a strange person not be your former roommate?"

All right!

Admit it, it's the buddy in the old dormitory!

briefly talked about how Xu Erdan was caught by the immortals, and how he fell in love with his own gems, of course, he focused on the character of this guy who is not pulling out a dime a dime and taking advantage of his life!

Afraid that this guy would be beaten, Liu Jiangtao also said that Xu Erdan often helps himself in school, although he usually speaks and does things unreliable, but he is still very good to his brother.

Just when Liu Jiangtao said this, Xu Erdan also saw Liu Jiangtao standing by the window-

"Starling, don't run, starling, big baby, I'm coming, quack quack......"

Your sister!

Liu Jiangtao is completely entangled!

Do you want to kill this guy!

Shame on you!

After a few seconds......

"Bang ......"

The knock on the door was accompanied by the sound of a loud horn -

"Open the door, starling!"

"Bang ......"

"You have the face to steal a man, so you don't have the face to open the door?!"

"Bang ......"

"You have the ability to open the door, you have the ability to steal a man......"

Listening to this harsh voice, Sister Bomb walked quickly to the door, pulled the door of the room open, and then kicked it out......

"Bang!"

Xu Erdan is hanging on the wall!

"What are you seeing?! I want to hang it on the wall! ”

With a "whoosh", the people who followed Xu Erdan to watch the excitement instantly dispersed!

Are you kidding?!

Sister Bomb steals a man?!

Sister Bomb still needs to steal men?!

Just wave your hand, and you can come over with a man who strengthens the group!

Besides, they're all neighbors, how can they not know who the starling is?!

They came to see Liu Jiangtao's liveliness, but they didn't come to pick up Sister Bomb's tiger whiskers.

Lively is precious, life is more valuable, and run to cherish!

Looking at the crowd that dispersed, Sister Bomb grabbed Xu Erdan and carried it into the room like a little chicken, and then closed the door with a "bang"!

With a "bang", Xu Erdan was still on the sofa, and Sister Bomb stared at Liu Jiangtao panting, and asked very seriously:

"Taozi, you say, is this guy the weirdest character in your dormitory!"

The weirdest?!

Joke?!

How can this guy be the weirdest?!

"Actually, the second egg can only be counted as the top eight in our dormitory!"

Top eight?!

How many people are there in your dormitory!

"Old demon, is a computer ghost, and he likes to visit some foreign indescribable websites!"

"This can only be regarded as a genius, not a miracle!"

Sister Bomb pondered, this is quite normal, and she is still a talent!

"But ......"

But?!

Sister Bomb's face is a little bit like that!