"Irons, I'm only giving the Black Meat team two hours to apologize.

After two hours, if I don't get a satisfactory answer.

Online live broadcast on all platforms to ban the black meat team! ”

Chen Mo said with a smile.

"Okay, the old rules, two jokes, let's continue to take four big beauties to score!"

Li Fang received a phone call from an unfamiliar number, and he was working overtime at the company.

The other side opened his mouth and asked, "Do you have a plane next to you?" ”

Li Fang felt that the harassing phone call was quite inexplicable.

The other party said: "I have a paper airplane in hand, stacked in junior high school, maybe seven or eight years old, and I will be graduating." ”

The other party asked him: "When you were a child, did you play with paper airplanes?" ”

Li Fang was knocked away by this sentence.

He used to be fond of paper airplanes, and glass pinballs and battle tops were popular among his classmates.

But Li Fang only plays with stacked paper, although the material is simple, how can he fly far, how can he turn in a circle, and pay attention to hiding in the depths.

Li Fang doesn't play alone, he calls Xiaomei and likes this.

They invented a special way to play, the two of them wrote the secret on a piece of paper, wrapped it when folding, and then flew out, and whoever picked it up opened it to see.

At first, the two of them desperately ran to the side of their plane, but after a few days, Xiaomei finally reacted, and this game was exciting to grab each other.

So Li Fang's bedwetting was not hidden.

Li Fang also knows a lot of Xiaomei's little secrets, paper airplanes have become a way for the two to communicate, the secret is uncomfortable, just fly out, and good friends are open.

During that time, the two shared their hearts with each other, and it gradually became a habit, but in the third year of junior high school, Li Fang threw the plane out for the last time, and Xiaomei did not run.

They're too old.

Xiaomei said: "I will not do this in the future. ”

Xiaomei was still holding a stacked plane in her hand, and Li Fang's had just flown out and landed on the lawn, out of sight.

Xiaomei said: "This is my last secret, but I don't plan to fly it out, anyway, I will write it for you to see, what if I grab it again, you run so slowly, I still want you." ”

Li Fang took the plane from Xiaomei's hand, opened it, and it was written: I want to move to other provinces.

At that time, after graduating from junior high school, Li Fang's last paper airplane flew out, but he didn't wait for anyone to pick it up.

It's like after Xiaomei left, they never had a chance to see each other again.

Li Fang remembered that he had only chatted with her a few words on the Internet after that, but he could talk less and less, and he gradually didn't have to talk about it completely.

It's like a paper airplane, flying and flying, and one day you won't be able to fly again, no matter how good the paper-folding technique is, it's useless, you can't fight fate.

The paper airplane landed on the ground outside and was never picked up again, even though the two planes flew out of the same place, spinning in the air, and landed 108,000 miles away.

Li Fang asked into the phone, "Xiaomei?" ”

The other end of the phone replied to him: "Have you ever written on the plane?" ”

Li Fang's nose was sour.

On the other side, he said, "I wrote, and I wrote secrets on the plane with a fool."

But that fool ran so slowly, so slowly, every time I had to wait as I ran.

But time passed much faster than the plane, and one day I realized that I could only run forward and could not wait for him any longer. ”

Li Fang said: "Have you been doing well in the past few years? ”

Xiaomei said: "It's not good, there are still words written on the plane in my hand, after so many years, I have never figured out one thing, do you still want to read it." ”

Li Fang said: "You speak, I listen." ”

Xiaomei said: "A large plane and a small plane drive from place A to place B at their own speeds, and return immediately after arriving at place B, and their respective speeds increase by 20% when they return.

1.5 hours after departure, the small plane meets the large one on the way back. When the large plane arrives at place B, the small plane is still one-fifth of the distance between A and B, so how many hours does the small plane share between A and B at a time? ”

”

Originally, the thief mentioned earlier was lyrical and moving, but in the end, the conversation changed.

The netizens who were originally moved and couldn't do it suddenly turned black.

Yang Yuchan's four daughters are too, and tears are already rolling in their eyes.

In the next second, it retracted directly!

"I don't ask you if you're the devil anymore, I know, you're the devil!!"

"When I heard the last tiger body shocked, what did I do wrong, you have to lie to my tears, and finally let me do math problems!"

"Hang Wang, I don't want to love you anymore!"

"I almost cried, and finally I held back again."

"King Hang, you're so poisonous, aren't you?"

"You're a dog!"

"This is the most sand sculpture I've ever heard, and the most brain-burning joke!"

However, what surprised Chen Mo the most was that someone really counted it seriously.

(1- 1 5 )÷ (1+20%) = 4 5 ÷ 6 5 = 2 3 (hours)

1：（1+ 2 3 ）=3：5 3：[5x（1+20%）]=3：6=1：2

After the encounter, the car only has 1.5 hours to travel by the large truck, and the time required by the small car is: 1.5÷2=0.75 hours.

Car round trip to use: 1.5 + 0.75 = 2.25 (hours)

A: It takes 2.25 hours for a car to go back and forth between A and B.

"! Worship the top student upstairs!! ”

"It can be seen how boring the current sailors are......

"The questions in the paragraph are also counted?"

"233333, laughing makes my prostate hurt!"

Chen Mo continued:

"There are a lot of small dirt sections in modern times, let's have an ancient one.

Dong Zhuo invited Lu Bu and Li Ru and other henchmen to the banquet, and Diao Chan accompanied him, in order to test everyone's loyalty, Zhuo ordered the cicada to paint black double // chest.

During the banquet, the candles flickered, and after the vision was restored, everyone's hands were black, and their hands were clean.

Zhuo Sui rewarded the cloth and said: Cloth, loyal ministers!

Bu smiled, showing black teeth. ”

"Poof......

"Lu Bu: Where is my Diao Chan? In Lao Tzu's mouth! ”

"Fart! My Diao Chan moves so sharply, how can you Lu Bu suck it? ”

"There were such dirty jokes in ancient times!"

"No wonder Diao Chan hid so quickly after it opened up, it turned out that he was scared by Lu Bu!"

All netizens burst into laughter.

"The last joke!"

"I said that there was a group of girls who went to the farm for an internship, and the farmer taught everyone how to milk cows, and after teaching them skills, he asked everyone to practice.

One of the girls squeezed for a long time, still unsuccessful, very discouraged.

So I turned around and went to the farmer: why did others squeeze more than half a bucket after a short while, and I squeezed it for a long time, and my hands were sore, before I squeezed out a little bit?

The farmer was also puzzled, so he followed the girl to take a look, and then sighed: "Girl, you have not only squeezed the wrong place, but also squeezed the wrong cow." ”

"What do you mean?"

"If you squeeze the wrong cow, why does it come out a little bit?"

"Poof...... The two upstairs don't look like they're from the Demon King Legion! ”

"Only cows can express milk, but if it's a bull, what can you milk?"

"Damn, I'm just understanding it now!"

"It's so dirty!!"

(End of chapter)