Chapter Twenty-Five: The Straight Man of Steel
Looking at Liu Jiangtao, who was stunned for a moment, Bai Xue's little mood, which was originally frozen, began to warm up......
As for Liu Jiangtao, he pondered for a few seconds, and then he chirped and said:
"Beauty, you don't have any problems with your spirit, right?!"
Ha?!
Bai Xue was stunned!!
What do you mean I'm mentally fine?!
"Even if I am stupid again, regardless of the direction, I know that the road ahead is not the road of happiness, the road of happiness is on the other side of our city, and the road ahead of us is either east or north, well, no matter how bad it is, it is the west !!"
"Poof!"
Before the live broadcast room, countless people sprayed !!
Ya, I've never seen such a puzzled person!!
This guy can't be a primitive, right!!
As for Bai Xue, he squeezed out four words with a blue face-
"Ahead, it's the South !!"
"Poof!!"
Before the live broadcast room, countless snowflakes that had not stopped laughing sprayed again!!
There is no one who is obsessed with the road to this extent!!
Since then, there has been one more sentence on the Internet -
There is a kind of road idiot called Liu Jiangtao!!
"Uh, Nan!! Well, even if the front is south, the front is definitely not the road of happiness!! ”
In the end, Liu Jiangtao said categorically!!
Bai Xue, who didn't want to talk to this guy at all, pressed down the window and turned his head to look out the window!
Nima, who is discussing with you whether the road ahead is a happy one?!
This is a girl teasing you, okay, big brother!!
Big brother, my generation knelt, really knelt!!
After three seconds of cold field, Liu Jiangtao moved his shoulders awkwardly and said:
"What, beauty, close the window, it's a little cold!"
Bai Xue turned her head stiffly and glanced at Liu Jiangtao-
"Do you know what's the coldest place in the world?!"
The coldest place?!
"This is simple, this I know, Antarctica, because Antarctica is land, and the North Pole is ocean......"
"No, it's neither!"
Forehead?!
Liu Jiangtao was stunned, isn't it?!
Is there a colder place than Antarctica?!
"The coldest place is, there is no place for you!!"
Bai Xue really can't squeeze out a smile!
I'm an immortal, and my good mood has been ruined by this guy!!
Even my favorite flirtatious guy isn't much of an interest anymore.
However, in the next second, Bai Xue saw Liu Jiangtao's shocked and incredulous gaze!!
That's right, it's shock mixed with incredulous gaze!
Bai Xue has never seen this kind of gaze, is there a secret in this?!
Thinking of this, Bai Xue's gossip spirit began to steam......
"Beauty, how do you know that my dream when I was a child was to become the sun?!"
Ha?!
Sun?
What the heck?!
"You know what, beauty?! When I was a child, my biggest dream was to become the sun, so that everyone had to revolve around me and make me happy, so that I would give them sunshine; If you dare to bully me and make me unhappy, hehe, I'll hide with a dark face and freeze those people who bullied me into fools, wow......"
Forehead?!
Bai Xue finally confirmed this time, this guy is a snake spirit disease!!
The entire live broadcast room was full of happiness, but Bai Xue couldn't laugh because she was the party!
But Liu Jiangtao became more and more excited, the more excited he was, the more passionate the car became, and at a certain moment, he almost plunged directly into the grove on the side of the road......
"Squeak......
With one foot on the brakes, the car stalled for the fifth time......
"Ahem, beauty, what, I said it was an accident, do you believe it or not?!"
Bai Xue had a gloomy face, pulled off her seat belt, and angrily walked to the driver's seat and pulled the door open......
As for Liu Jiangtao, he was very cooperative in removing the seat belt, running from the driver's seat to the passenger seat and sitting down, buckling the seat belt......
Looking at the ugly white snow in the driver's seat, Liu Jiangtao was even more embarrassed-
"Beauty, this is really an accident!"
Accidentally?!
Surprise your sister!
Just when Bai Xue was angry and wanted to strangle Liu Jiangtao, the official backstage staff of the live broadcast platform in an unknown place screamed excitedly!!
In the three years since the creation of this platform, the highest number of active people in a single live broadcast room at the same time is 1.2 million, which is still the data set when Bai Xue was on fire, but since Bai Xue's throat problem, this data has never appeared!!
Not to mention 1.2 million, even if it exceeds 1 million, there is no live broadcast room!!
However, just today, just ten minutes ago, there was another live broadcast room that directly exceeded 1 million, and ten minutes later, this data soared directly to 2 million!!
The backstage supervisor immediately called up the data for inspection, this check doesn't matter, it turned out to be Bai Xue's live broadcast room!
Could it be that Bai Xue's voice has returned?!
didn't have time to verify, the supervisor made a phone call to the director Zhang Chao, and then, the director was also excited not to want it, so that Zhang Chao, as the director of the station, directly clicked into Bai Xue's live broadcast room, and was interested in watching Bai Xue deflated!!
Zhang Chao, who was full of interest, didn't notice that Zhang Ping, the second pillar of the live broadcast platform who was still under him before, had already walked out with a gloomy face......
A few minutes later, several strong men came out of the billiard hall and disappeared into the darkness in a covered loaf of bread......
Of course, all this happened in the dark, and Liu Jiangtao and Bai Xue, who were in the light, didn't know all this at all, because Bai Xue was enduring Liu Jiangtao's quarrel with the "smart" mobile phone!
"It must be a widow, yes!
!! ”
Mobile phone barrage –
"That's not right!"
"Sure, the husband is dead, and the rest is not called a widow?!"
……
Looking at Liu Jiangtao, who was raising the bar with the people in the live broadcast room with great interest, Bai Xue was completely speechless!
It's a wonder that this person's emotional intelligence can be so low!!
That's right, just now, in order to liven up the atmosphere, Bai Xue casually said-
"There was once a couple, the man called me don't like you, the woman called me like you, and one day, the man died, so what is the name of the remaining one?!"
Then, a scumbag who thought he was erudite and talented, after careful consideration, popped out those two words-
"Widow !!"
Then two words popped up on the barrage -
"That's not right!"
Then there is Liu Jiangtao's various facts and reasoning, trying to prove that the remaining woman is called a "widow"!
Looking at Liu Jiangtao, who was enthusiastically trying to persuade the 'barrage', Bai Xue was completely speechless, and finally had to throw out the killer idea-
"Love me or eat shi, which one will you choose?"
Do you still need to ask?!
It's still a choice?!
Almost everyone knows it, okay?!
Then, Liu Jiangtao's guy began to discuss with the barrage very seriously-
The difference between rice and shi!
How did rice become shi, and how did shi become rice!
This is a tasteful proposition, but Liu Jiangtao's discussion is still unfinished!
In the end, this guy even gave an example to prove that any excrement can also be eaten!
For example, in the state banquet of an island country, the top-level people need to eat the state banquet in advance that they don't know how long it will take to eat!!
What else do you say that girls need to eat only fruits in advance......
What's the best color......
Listening to this gushing "squirting", others don't know what they feel, anyway, Bai Xue almost vomited out the breakfast of the previous week!
It's disgusting!
There are still such crazy people in the world!
In the end, Bai Xue, who couldn't bear it, braked down, well, the car didn't turn off this time!
"You want to murder?!"
After Liu Jiangtao was safely dragged back to his seat by the seat belt again, he said angrily!
This woman is really, except for being pretty, having a hot body, and looking rich, what else can she have?!
Well, it seems that it is enough for a woman to have these!
However, how could Liu Jiangtao allow such dangerous thoughts to appear in his heart?!
So, women with these are definitely not good!!
Yes, the perfect woman should be like Sister Bomb -
Beautiful face, hot body, endless money!!
Well, it seems to be different from the snow
Not much?!
No, Sister Bomb has one more, she will beat people, it hurts!
Thinking of these, Liu Jiangtao couldn't help but be furious, this excuse always felt a little shaky!
Murder?!
Looking at Liu Jiangtao, who should be taken for granted, Bai Xue had the urge to slap this guy to death.
Still murder?!
Does the old lady want to kill you, don't you have any electricity in your heart?!
Phew, old lady, uh, this girl is a lady, a lady!!
"Little brother, can't you see what I want to do?!"
Bai Xue felt that her meaning was already very clear, and it was explained in two words-
"Get off !!"
Unfortunately, someone pondered for a moment, and then suddenly said:
"Girl, you're good at driving!"
Ha?!
What do you mean?!
"The brakes didn't turn off this time! Yes, it's really good! ”
I'll it!
Bai Xue felt that her face could match that of Master Bao......
And the snowflakes in front of the live broadcast room are laughing!
Today's live broadcast is really interesting, it's the first time I've seen such a fun man.
Of course, among the snowflakes of laughter, there are still people who can't laugh -
Those old scholars who were invited by the doctor of words, uh, it was the doctoral supervisor who didn't laugh, you asked Lao Tzu to come over just to see this man talking like a fool here?!
Even a fool knows that this woman is flirting with you, okay?!
Lao Tzu, a seventy or eighty-year-old old guy, knows it, but you don't even know it!
Lack of heart!
As for the text doctor next to him, he was about to cry, big brother, you popped out of an oracle bone inscription, if your old man doesn't pop out of the oracle bone inscription, my little brother and I will be ancient!
……
As for Bai Xue, she looked at Liu Jiangtao with tears and laughter, who made you praise this girl?!
This girl is letting you get out of the car, and she doesn't want to take you anymore!
However, looking at this guy praising this girl for the first time, forget it, this girl has a lot of it, don't care!
The car soon arrived at the night homecoming bar, Liu Jiangtao touched his pocket, and he didn't bring any money!
Well, this guy has been in the "Boxer" plane for a year, and he has developed the habit of not bringing money!
Put his hand in his pocket, take out a ruby from another dimension, and put it in front of his phone:
"I'm a poor man and don't have much money, so I can give you a stone to play with!"
After speaking, without waiting for Bai Xue to refuse, Liu Jiangtao got out of the car and left!
The whole process, that's called a free and easy ......
(End of chapter)