Chapter 383: Whose Hand Is the Deer Dead?
Inside the tent, the warmth hits people, and the planning is staggered, so it is not lively.
Edmundo said with a smile: "Marshal Higg, I can't imagine that our coalition army and the marshal's army have been grudges and grievances for so many years, and in the end, it is still a pot of turbid wine to wash away the grudges!" With a mere army of 200,000 people, Lord Marshal fought with our million-strong coalition army several times, and never suffered a loss, and we couldn't raise our heads and lost face, so we had to stop fighting and confront, and the majesty of Marshal Michael was undiminished! I admire the marshal very much, and today I finally got to see my true face and drink together, what an honor! There is also the marshal's wife, a strange woman in the world, whether in Fuxing City or in the army, she is well-known! This glass of wine, I salute the marshal and his wife! After Edmundo finished speaking, he took his glass and drank it all!
"General Edmundo, I can't drink this wine!" Lan Xian'er smiled, "The general is too hypocritical, and he says that he admires the two of them, but he only drinks a glass of wine, but our husband and wife have to drink together, so how can it be done?" It is said that Edmundo is massive, and it seems that it is in vain! ”
"Hahaha, that's a good point!" Qin Cha laughed and said, "General Edmundo, it's not that Ben Chin cha didn't help you, you are really at a loss, how can there be a table of banquets to entertain two waves of guests?" ”
"Well, Madame is really sharp-toothed!" Edmundo laughed to himself, "It's my mistake, I admit punishment!" Edmundo finished speaking, picked up his glass, and dried it again.
"That's not right!" Lan Xian'er said, "General Edmundo, don't you know how to count?" ”
"How?" Edmundo asked, "Is it wrong that I drink twice as much and one person toasts one cup?" ”
"Of course it's wrong!" Lan Xian'er said, "The general just said that he would admit punishment and drink it when he picked up the cup, but it can be seen that he drank punishment wine, but it was not a toast, yes or no?" Besides, there is a rule in the army, if you admit punishment, you have to be punished three times, how can a glass of punishment wine solve the problem, you are not deceiving me What is the number? ”
"Hahaha!" Chin Cha laughed and said, "General Edmundo, you are planted this time!" ”
Edmundo sighed, "Well, Madame said, I should drink a few glasses before I can count them, and as long as it makes sense, I will drink them all!" ”
"Twelve more cups is logarithmic!" Lan Xian'er smiled.
"Twelve more drinks?" Not only Edmundo, but also Edmundo, the face of the chin felt strange and asked, "Why are there so many?" ”
Lan Xian'er explained with a smile: "General Edmundo toasted our husband and wife, it should be twice, but it was wrong to drink a glass, we are two people, and the general did not say who this glass of wine was toasted to, so the mistake was not once, it was twice, and two times should be punished with six glasses of wine!" Furthermore, the second glass of wine that the general drank was a penalty wine, but he did not pay a triple penalty, and it was wrong, and it was six glasses, that is, a total of twelve cups of penalty wine, two glasses of toast, is it fourteen glasses? Adults have already drunk two cups, so I have to make up for twelve more cups to count! ”
Higg picked up the wine glass, drank it all, and said with a smile: "General Edmundo, I drank the wine you toasted!" If you admit it, you don't have to drink my share of the penalty wine, hahaha! ”
"Although Madame's words are a bit far-fetched, I said that as long as you say the truth, you will definitely not be bad!" Edmundo smiled and picked up a wine jar that had not yet been opened, slapped the mud with one palm, and then raised his head and poured it into his mouth, and after a while, there was not a drop left in the entire wine jar, Edmundo smashed the wine jar and laughed: "Hahaha, happy, the first time I drank wine was drunk by someone so much reason!" Fortunately, this person is a lady, and I don't feel ashamed of it, hahaha! ”
"General Edmundo, good drink!" Lan Xian'er smiled and picked up the wine glass, drank it all, and said, "I took the general's toast!" ”
"Hahaha!" Chin Cha laughed and said, "General Edmundo, drink honestly, talk less, and you will lose if you talk too much!" ”
Higg said with a smile: "General Edmundo, how can we say that we are also landlords, Lord Qincha has worked tirelessly for the emperor's order, and has come from afar, our two masters, we can't patronize ourselves to drink, and we have snubbed Lord Qincha!" I salute Lord Qincha with a cup, I did it, Lord Qincha is free! After speaking, he took a drink from the wine glass, and then said, "I am waiting for us to meet here today because of fate, and we are ministers of the same dynasty, so we should be more close!" ”
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The tents of the Chinese military camp are staggered and happy, and the rest of the barracks is full of lights, and the soldiers in the barracks are also drunk! The six hundred members of the Heroic Magician Regiment were also arranged in twenty tents, with all kinds of wine and meat, and they were also drunk to the fullest!
There were still snowflakes in the sky, but not as big as before, and it had been more than a day and a night since it got dark yesterday.
"Marshal Higg, Lord Marquis!" Edmundo, who had drunk at least three jars of wine, was not drunk at all, and said with a smile, "Back then, the marshal used tens of thousands of soldiers and horses to break the camp of more than 100,000 people of our coalition army, and General Ben was in the army and escaped by luck. It's snowing again tonight, and General Ben really can't figure it out, Lord Marshal, what are you using to break the camp tonight? ”
"I don't understand what General Edmundo is saying!" Higg said without being salty or light.
"Edmundo, you've drunk too much!" Qin Cha said angrily, "If you can't drink it, go back to sleep, don't be embarrassed here!" ”
"There is no movement in the direction of Owala, can it be that your six hundred soldiers will break the camp?" Edmundo ignored Chincha's anger and continued, "It's a pity that we have drugged all the wine they drank, including the wine we have here, but General Ben has already drunk the antidote in advance, hahaha!" This kind of medicine can't kill people, but it can make people weak and weak for three days and three nights, and it is estimated that your own soldiers can't even pick up a knife! Hahaha! ”
"Edmundo, you know that this medicine has no effect on Ben Shuai at all, a healing technique can completely solve it, you are really brainless!" Higg scoffed.
"Of course, General Ben knows that the mere weakness technique can't help you, but, without your personal guards, I want to see how you can escape from my camp tonight? Hahaha! Edmundo laughed and exclaimed, "Someone! ”
More than thirty swordsmen rushed into the tent, blocking all paths.
"Edmundo, what do you mean?" Qin Cha said angrily, "Ben Qin Cha is still here, it's not your turn to go wild!" Get your people out at once! ”
"Lord Qincha, your status as a Qincha is outdated!" Edmundo said, "Your Majesty sent a secret decree to the marshals of the military regions three months ago, and the secret decree said that at any time, anyone who obtains the head of Higg will still be knighted for knight!" Hehe, Lord Marshal is now promoted to Marquis, when the bounty was offered a few years ago, he was still an earl, but he didn't expect that after being promoted, he was cheaper than General Ben! ”
"...... you?" Chincha stood up, but sat back weakly, his eyes widened, he looked at Edmundo, and said angrily, "Then you want to kill even Benchincha?" ”
"It's strange for Lord Chincha to ask!" Edmundo said, "If you don't die, in what name will General Ben capture the Marquis?" Don't worry, Lord Chincha, you are a hero of the country, and your family will take good care of it! Hmph, Marquis Xige lived up to His Majesty's good intentions, insisted on going against His Majesty, and even killed the Qin Cha who went to the Luojia River Plain to supervise the disarmament, he was simply mad, without a king and a father! ”
"You are going to kill Ben Chin Cha for a name!" Chincha asked in horror, "Even if you are also a chincha, what right do you have to kill Benchincha?" ”
"Hehe, if you don't say Lord Qincha, you are a hero!" Edmundo said with a smile, "It's not that I'm in the name of this general, but Your Majesty needs a righteousness to capture or kill the Marquis, and this general is also for the sake of Your Majesty's face, for the sake of the overall situation of Aracia, I can only wronged you, Lord Qincha, it's not that General Ben can't get along with you, but the situation!" ”
Lan Xian'er took out the piccolo from her sleeve and blew it melodiously, the sad tune of the piccolo itself, like an elegy, seemed to be destined to the fate of many people tonight, as sad and miserable as this tune!
"Lord Chincha, will General Ben do it himself, or will Lord Chincha be braver himself?" Edmundo scoffed.
"Edmundo, Benchin will not let you go!" Chin Cha shouted angrily.
"Oh, General Ben forgot, Lord Qincha doesn't even have the strength to lift a sword!" Edmundo said, turning to the swordsman beside Chincha and saying, "Take you and help him!" ”
The swordsman next to the Chin Cha drew his sword and was about to kill the Chin Cha, but he heard Higg laugh and said: "Lord Edmundo, you can't help but be in a hurry, this game is not over yet, if there is no audience of Lord Chincha, wouldn't it be very boring?" ”
Edmundo smiled, "Lord Marquis, don't worry, it's your turn next!" ”
"General Edmundo, don't you want to know how Ben Shuai broke your base camp?" Higg smiled, "It just so happens that Ben Shuai is not completely sure, why don't we continue to drink while waiting for the result, wouldn't it be interesting?" ”
"What did you say?" Edmundo asked in surprise, "You're going to break my base camp, hahaha, it's a fool's dream!" Whatever cards you have in your hand, play them out quickly, and let General Ben see and understand! ”
"General Edmundo, Ben Shuai really underestimated you!" Higg said, "You ruined Ben Shuai's plan and forced Ben Shuai to act early!" However, it is not yet known who will kill our deer! Didn't the general want to know what hole cards I still had? Then please prick up your ears and listen to what sounds in the sky! ”
Edmundo was startled, and really pricked up his ears to listen, and between that time came a high-pitched birdsong from far away in the sky...... Mutter......
Edmundo laughed and said, "Hahaha, it's just a big peng bird, I've seen it, it's very powerful, but it's too little, I can't save you!" ”
"Oh no, my lord, there's a fight outside!" A guard came in a panic to report.
"Panic what!" Edmundo said angrily, "Who fought whom?" ”
"It's Marshal Higg's own soldiers and our men!" "They weren't drunk at all, they weren't poisoned!" ”
"What?" Edmundo looked at Higg and Blue Fairy in surprise, then turned to the guards and asked, "What's going on in the direction of Owara?" ”
"Nothing happens!"
Edmundo laughed and said: "Hahaha, Marshal Hig, just six hundred personal soldiers, just want to break my battalion of 100,000 soldiers and horses, Marshal Hig, don't you think it's ridiculous?" ”
Higg said with a smile, "So, the general doesn't have to worry too much about the things outside, let's continue to drink, wait for the results outside, and we are full of wine and food, wouldn't it be safer to deal with the affairs here?" ”
Edmundor looked at Higg and Blue Fairy suspiciously, not seeing anything unusual, and then said to the guards, "The situation outside, report to the camp at any time" and then said to Higg, "Okay, General Ben doesn't care about waiting for a while and a half!" It may not be known who will kill the deer, but the deer is destined to die! Marshal, let's keep drinking! ”
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