Chapter 542: Classics

This woman is obviously not a fuel-efficient lamp, and when she opened her mouth, she immediately scolded a string of classic national curses.

This time, Lin Yu knew that he was at a loss, because his hand did shoot where it shouldn't be, so this woman was talking ugly, and he was also laughing.

"Hey, let's get by, this guy didn't mean it, you see people have already apologized."

"Yes, you've been scolding for so long, aren't you tired? People don't really want to take advantage of you. ”

Even the onlookers couldn't stand it anymore, because when everyone makes mistakes, it can be seen that Lin Yu definitely didn't mean it, because normal people would not be interested in this kind of woman who obviously augmented her chest and chin over.

"You know a P, it's the old lady who touches it, and it's not you? You are generous, go home and pull your wife out for him to touch, it's all fucking gossip and don't have a backache......" The woman screamed: "The skirt I bought and more than 2,000 clothes were ruined like this, and you were replaced by you, aren't you distressed?" ”

"Don't be funny, I'm in the business of clothing, this clothes are at most thirty yuan for the stall, and you still say two thousand yuan? Don't bully others for not knowing the goods. "There was a person waiting for the bus who couldn't stand it anymore.

"You know a P, the old lady's clothes were bought at the luxury counter of Xinhua Mall yesterday, more than 2,000 off, and now he has soiled it as soon as she puts it on, what do you say, what should I do?" The woman asked while screaming while pulling Lin Yu.

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry." Lin Yu looked harmless to humans and animals: "Why don't I buy an identical one and pay you for it?" ”

"Brother, don't worry, I make clothes, I know where there are such clothes, a hundred yuan is a lot, and it is worth it." One person said.

"You fart, my mother's clothes are out of print, limited to ten pieces worldwide, you buy them? Where do you go to buy it? The woman scolded: "You don't have long eyes when you walk, and you stain the old lady's clothes, what do you say, bastard who doesn't have eyes." ”

"So what do you say?" The smile on Lin Yu's face gradually disappeared: "It's okay to apologize, it's okay for me to lose money, but it's always a little wrong for you to scold." ”

"If you lose money, you will lose money, my dress is a limited edition, I don't want much, I want the original price, because I bought it yesterday, I just wore it, and now I lose money." What women want is Lin Yu's words.

"Cut, a torn dress costs two thousand, isn't this obvious blackmail?"

"Everyone goes shopping a lot, and the material of this dress is 20 yuan." A young woman and her companion said.

"Hey, Huaxia still doesn't punish those who extort and extort people strictly, so that these people are so rampant."

"Yes, now that my grandmother crosses the road, she can't help her, and she will go bankrupt."

Everyone was talking, this woman obviously wanted to take advantage of the situation to knock on a stroke, but unfortunately Lin Yu didn't seem to notice it.

"Two thousand, okay, I'll pay for it." Lin Yu smiled, he took out his wallet, counted twenty large bills and handed them to the woman.

The woman didn't expect Lin Yu to be so happy, she took the money with a smile and carefully ordered it over and over again.

"Enough money." Lin Yu said.

"Enough, enough." The woman nodded, but still said with one more sentence: "Walk with more eyes in the future, otherwise it will not be so simple to meet grandpa and grandma next time." ”

"It's my business, I don't have to worry about you." Lin Yu said: "The money is yours, the clothes are mine now, I spent money to buy this clothes, now, you take off the clothes and give them to me." ”

The woman was stunned, and so were the people around her, and then a burst of laughter came from the crowd.

Lin Yu's hand is really amazing. Yes, don't you say that your clothes were bought for 2,000 yuan, and people have soiled you, and they will pay you according to the price, so you should take off your clothes and give them to others now.

"Hooligans, perverts." The woman scolded in a low voice.

"How did I go rogue? How am I perverted? I stained your clothes, and you want me to pay 2,000 yuan, okay, I lost it, and the money has been counted, so you should give me your clothes. Lin Yu reasoned with this woman.

"You ......" The woman was speechless, she said angrily: "You are a pervert, you are a scoundrel, what do you want my clothes for?" ”

"I paid for it, what do you care about me? I'll use it as a rag, right? Lin Yu said seriously.

"Yes, people spend money to buy it, what are you doing with other people?"

"That is, the rag bought for 2,000 yuan must be very luxurious."

"Haha, this kind of woman who always wants to take advantage of her, someone should sharpen her sharpness."

The people on one side are completely the kind of people who don't hate their backache when they read jokes, and they started to heckle on the side.

"Take it off, people must be honest."

"I bet there must be a vacuum in this woman."

"Damn, how do you know?"

"Isn't this clear? Hehe, how many years have I been dedicated to this path, you can see it at a glance. ”

"And how many hoods do you measure?"

"It's boring, it's ......"

The woman seemed a little weak under the attack of everyone's gossip, and she screamed and was about to squeeze through the crowd and leave.

"Wait, you're still holding someone else's stuff." Some nosy people certainly didn't allow her to go.

"Pervert, rascal, I won't take off my clothes." The woman screamed.

"Then leave the money, you obvious blackmail."

"No, he stained my clothes."

"Then you can leave your clothes behind......"

The more everyone talked, the more excited they became, this kind of woman who likes to take advantage of her just has to learn a lesson, Lin Yu is a specialist in treating all kinds of disobedience, as a party to him, he stood slowly on the side, watching the development of the situation with cold eyes.

"Okay, okay, let's all disperse." Seeing that the trouble was almost over, Lin Yu stood up and said: "I'm not short of two thousand yuan, but I only hope that people will be honest, because what you do, every move is watched by God...... If you don't do good, I promise, sooner or later you will be punished. ”

"Hey, there's no drama to watch."

"Dude, you're still too soft-hearted, if it's me, I'll make this girl apologize in minutes."

"Forget it, a woman's house." Lin Yu smiled.

"Pervert, rascal, I remember you, you should be careful in the future, let me see you, I will make you look good."

A woman is a typical master who is cheap and unforgiving, and when she leaves, she has to say a few cruel words to Lin Candle.

But when she hurriedly turned around, something embarrassing happened, only to hear a snort, and the woman's dress was split in two in the middle.

But the steamed bun really couldn't stand it, and he roared wildly: "Leave the clothes, my little uncle has already bought the clothes." ”

Steamed buns do things, they never go through the brain, he just thinks that this woman can't just leave, and her clothes haven't been left yet.

At this point, steamed buns are still a bit similar to Lin Yu, Lin Yu is the kind of master who only takes advantage and does not suffer, steamed buns feel that Lin Yu spent the money, and then this woman does not leave something, he feels unhappy.

So there was this scene in front of him, this guy grabbed this woman's clothes and pulled them desperately, and the clothes on this woman's body were not of very good quality, and they were torn into two strips of cloth.

Spring......

Immediately after, a high-decibel voice came from the woman's throat, and this time, she really screamed......

Sure enough, there was a vacuum inside......

When the police arrived, they saw the woman shivering on the ground, her clothes shredded into pieces.

And the steamed bun as the perpetrator stayed aside as if nothing had happened, and he didn't realize what he had just done.

There are still well-wishers in this world, the clothes worn by women outside were directly torn by steamed buns, and the clothes on her body became wisps of water, which was originally spring, but there were still people who couldn't bear to expose women on the street like this, so they found a dress for her to put on.

Although the clothes don't fit, the important parts of the body are also covered.

"What's going on?" A policeman questioned the woman.

He ...... He tore my clothes, he tore my clothes on the street, I want to sue him......" The woman's voice was a little trembling, she just looked at Lin Yu and didn't look like a local, and the steamed buns with him were naïve, like a fool, so she wanted to knock on more money and spend money, but she didn't expect that if this stroke was knocked down, the depressed person would become her.

"Is that so?" The policeman asked Mantou.

"She sold the clothes to my little uncle for 2,000 yuan, and the money was given, but she didn't give us the clothes, she wanted to repay the debt." Mantou is a stubborn person, he thinks that buying and selling business is to pay money with one hand and deliver goods with the other, and the woman takes the money and wants to leave? Hmph, there are no doors, and our disciples of the Guigu Medical Sect have always only taken advantage of them, and have never suffered losses.

"What the hell is going on? Can you tell a normal person about it? The policeman felt a little speechless, and he was stunned by the people in front of him.

The disheveled woman is still trembling and speechless, and judging from the sound of the steamed bun speaking, I know that this guy must not be a normal person, a little silly...... It's also a bit silly.

"Here's the thing, I accidentally knocked over the drink in this lady's hand and stained her clothes, she said that her clothes were a famous brand bought in a certain store, two thousand yuan to buy, and I wanted to compensate in full."

"Then I agreed, and gave her two thousand yuan, but after she took the money, she was leaving, and my nephew felt that since she took the money, the clothes must be ours, so this situation arose." Lin Yu glanced at the steamed bun as he spoke, gestured his head at the policeman and said, "In addition, my nephew, there is a problem here." ”

"Fart, people nowadays will pretend to be insane, kill people and say they are mentally ill, and if they insult people, they also say that they are mentally ill, I don't believe that there are so many neuropathies in this world, he just insults me, he must be arrested." : Recommended, the best metaphysician

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