Let's start from the beginning.

Lu Dajie got the contact information of the beauty and thought that he had reached the pinnacle of his life.

The woman in white was very enthusiastic, made two appointments, came out to eat together, and talked about ideals.

Although the two of them can't talk together, you say ideals, I say reality, I say ideals, you talk about reality.

Be far from the mark.

But they can always eat together and hang out together, Lu Dajie thought that he had touched others and was going to fall in love.

The wind and dust in the sky can't stop the sour smell of love.

Then, he went into frantic attacking mode.

Perhaps he was moved and shocked by his perseverance.

They fell in love, and in just a few days, from strangers to love, the progress was fast.

When Chen Yang heard this, he didn't speak, man, do you think it's possible?

Love at first sight? Money, right?

Listen, the best is yet to come.

Crazy men and women, eat and drink every day, big fish and big meat.

Living an erosive life, one day they came to a beautiful hotel and drank red wine.

The night is blank, how to spend the long night.

So, an earth-shattering big thing happened.

Lu Dajie found that the other party turned out to be ...... Be...... Male.

When I saw that thing, in an instant, I collapsed.

Nausea to the point of vomiting, he left sadly, not even a deposit.

crawled back home, deleted the contact information of the two beauties, and directly blacklisted.

One night, couldn't sleep.

Nightmares haunted him and kept him from sleeping.

Going crazy, Lu Dajie decided to come to Chen Yang.

No, things progressed to their meeting.

"Hahaha."

"Hahaha."

Tears were about to come out, and Chen Yang heard the biggest joke of the century.

Male.

Male.

Can you imagine that picture? Prepare to pick up your gun and get on your horse and smash the Yellow Dragon.

At that moment, it was found that the other party was also protruding and had no place to enter.

He can understand Lu Dajie's collapse.

"Hahaha."

"Hahahaha."

Laughter, unbridled.

The daughter looked at her father strangely and smiled.

She laughed with her father, although she didn't know what he was laughing at.

Poor Lu Dajie has no face to stay.

was mercilessly taunted by the father and daughter, and poured salt on his wounds.

You don't care about it, why do you trample on my wounds.

"You ......."

"How can you do that."

Lu Dajie was angry, he thought he was in love, but as a result, he fell in love with the wrong person.

The laughter stopped slightly, and Chen Yang wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.

He didn't want to laugh, really.

It's that he can't hold it, it's really funny.

What is the probability of encountering a ladyboy, if it is in Thailand, this probability is infinitely magnified, even five or five.

And in this country, in this city, the chances of shemales, are almost zero.

Unless you run into a so-called liar, a women's clothing boss.

Obviously, this big brother ran into it.

One in a million, he can touch it, do you think he wants to act against the sky?

"You're really out of luck."

"It's not just bad luck, it's just bad luck." Lu Dajie said viciously: "This matter can only be known to you, I know, and you can't allow a third person to know." ”

's eyes couldn't help but fall on her daughter.

"She doesn't count."

"Well, you know the level of secrecy I have, if you don't let me say it, I won't say it."

Lu Dajie gave Chen Yang a look, you can experience it yourself.

You big speaker, you know things, almost everyone knows.

"I'm not kidding, if you say it, I'll live in your house every day."

"Okay, I won't say it."

This kind of big thing, don't say it, share it with others, and you can't help yourself.

However, since this old iron has repeatedly requested, Chen Yang promised not to let people who are familiar with them know.

Patting him on the shoulder, Chen Yang expressed comfort.

"Where there is no fragrant grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower."

"Gross."

Spit up.

The brother threw up, ran to the toilet and vomited loudly.

When he vomited, his eyes were red and tears were dripping.

"Say no more, brother, really, I beg you."

Now he wants to vomit when he hears the word woman.

"No, didn't you take the last step?"

If he did, Chen Yang wouldn't let him in.

What if you covet yourself?

Single men, it's scary.

"I braked the car, but you don't know, the situation I threw up at that time was terrible."

"I can't imagine that moment I can't forget now."

"Brother, you have to save me, I'm going to die."

"It's alright, brother, look away."

If it were me, I guess it would be the same.

Look away?

Can you see this kind of thing?

Lu Dajie was depressed in his heart, why was he so unlucky and encountered the most terrifying thing in the world.

Even when he encountered a ghost, he didn't feel so scary.

"Huh."

A love affair turned into a joke.

He said, why this time, so smooth.

It turned out that it was .......

"Woo."

When I think about it, I'm going to cry.

It's gone.

My girlfriend, gone.

"What about the other beauty?"

"Say no more, I don't want to go through despair again."

"Maybe they're real women?" Chen Yang fooled Lu Dajie.

I want to make him face despair again.

"You go give it a try."

"No, I'm a person with children, so I can't mess around."

Lu Dajie hates this person very much, every time he does this, he doesn't go on it, and he wants to fool me.

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

"That's the old yellow calendar from many years ago, if you don't go to the test, how do you know that it won't work?" patted his shoulder and warmed his heart: "Life is to succeed after continuous attempts, if you want to achieve positive results, you can't bear this bit of hardship, why succeed?" ”

"Fuck off."

"Don't talk to me about big things, I can't get used to it." Lu Dajie said speechlessly: "It sounds so good, why don't you go?" ”

You can do it, you can't do it, don't bb.

"Brother, I'm here for your good."

"Get out."

The most annoying sentence in life, I am for your good.

God for my good.

That's what my mom says, that's what my family says, that's what everyone else sees.

Can't you change a word?

"Haha."

"Haha."

Laughter, once again, filled the room.

Chen Yang was amused by Lu Dajie's expression.

"If you laugh again, I'll make you laugh again."

Lu Dajie's whole body pressed on Chen Yang, and he kept attacking Chen Yang.

Don't comfort me, forget it, I can bear it.

Your sister mocks me, fools me, and humiliates me like this.

A soldier can be killed, but not humiliated.

"I'm fighting with you."

"Wait...... Wait, brother, stop, if you have something to say, don't do it. ”

Rolling two men, if it is in bed, the effect is better.

Suddenly, Lu Dajie stopped and hid far away.