Chapter Fifty-Eight: A Man's Standard Size

Inside the screen, it is not too wide, but rather narrow, and a large pear wood bed is placed against the wall, with pink curtains on the left and right.

As soon as the female Taoist summoned the goddess who was more than three meters tall, she immediately gave people the illusion that the place was crowded, with blue skin like silk, and plump breasts without any concealment, but with a gold chain through two points and around the neck.

The bewitching beauty made the three maids blush, and Wu Si was even more dumbfounded.

The blue goddess reached out to the bed, grabbed the quilt and lifted it violently, revealing a delicate and slightly warped jade body, the whole body was snow-white, and her long black hair was scattered on her back, looking no different from a woman.

"Ah, what are you doing," Shi Qing pretended to be a shy girl's voice, did not turn around, and scratched his left hand as if he wanted to find something to hide his bare body.

The female Taoist master was not shaken, and said lightly: "Forgive me for being rude." ”

Before the words fell, the blue goddess moved with her master's wish, reached out and turned his whole person over, breaking his legs.

Shi Qing pretended to struggle, and laughed secretly in his heart, Uncle Ben's perfect disguise will not go wrong.

From top to bottom, there is not a single flaw.

The female Taoist saw that he did not have any male features on his body, and understood that he was mistaken, and the blue goddess disappeared suddenly, she turned around and said: "Because there is a bit of an emergency, I hope Gongzi will not be surprised, and Lord Changfeng asked you to go to the stargazing platform, saying that there is something to tell you." ”

Wu Si waved his hand in an arrogant posture: "Compared to that kind of thing, you should apologize to me first, can you fool me if you don't have any sincerity?" If you really want to apologize, let rubbing your boobs be sincere! ”

"I can call you Gongzi when I'm happy, and if I'm not happy, you're a dead fat man," the female Taoist grimaced and walked around him to the outside.

Wu Si grimaced, and pretended to vent to drive away the three maids, and finally returned to the screen, curious: "Are you transgender?" ”

Shi Qing didn't put on the skirt very skillfully, rolled his eyes and said: "Of course not, I have a layer of artificial human skin all over my body, glue the tape to the chicken, and stuff the rest of the ground with cotton to make a full O lip." ”

Wu Si touched his round chin and said suddenly: "It turns out that you are very small there, so you can disguise yourself so perfectly." ”

Uh, Shi Qing's smug face froze, and he grinded his teeth and said: "You know a fart, a man won't be too big before he gets hard, and the standard length of six or seven centimeters is normal." ”

Faced with this inexplicable standard level, Wu Si silently lifted the clothes that surrounded him, and said a little proudly: "But my thing doesn't look like six or seven centimeters no matter how you look at it." ”

"You're fat, you're useless."

"Nonsense, women who have tasted it say I'm amazing."

"Isn't this nonsense, even if you shoot in three seconds, they will praise you for being amazing, who made you a son."

Wu Si's face was flushed, and he opened his mouth to refute, but the topic was instantly terminated.

"Don't talk about this, hurry up and go to the stargazing platform, if I'm not mistaken, Ah Xiang should be caught there."

Shi Qing fastened the pink belt, patted the folds on those skirts again, and after confirming that there was no problem, he bypassed the screen and waited in front.

After a while, Wu Si walked out neatly dressed.

The two went downstairs together.

Outside the building was a bright place, there was already a sedan chair waiting there, Wu Si walked up and sat down, and four strong men with strong muscles lifted the sedan chair and walked down the road.

Four of the six Taoist masters followed on the left and right, and the other two stayed here, presumably to see if they could catch a fish.

Most of those guards evacuated, not to protect Wu Si from leaving, but to search for Shi Qing who might be hiding in the mansion.

Originally, if there were auxiliary Dao masters, they would have been much easier.

It's a pity that this operation didn't bring an auxiliary Daoist at all, they were a sharp knife that pierced into the enemy's abdomen, and they only killed the enemy.

The only auxiliary Taoist is Chen Aya, but the family is not in the Wu Mansion, and they have no right to mobilize each other.

All that's left is to send in the guards to help with the search.

All the way forward, Shi Qing could see the hard work of the guards running around with torches, he would not be too alarmed, and by the time those people found Qingxue, he would probably have reached the stargazing platform.

Not long after, he walked to the stargazing platform, and he didn't feel anything from a distance, but when he looked closely, he found that this stargazing platform was so big, and people stood at the bottom, like an ant looking down on people, which can be said to be unattainable.

The sedan chair stopped here, Wu Si walked down slowly, Xiaodou glanced left and right, and didn't see any guards.

There was an inexplicable pressure at the scene, which made everyone who arrived here unable to relax, and their faces were tense.

Da Da, the horse's hooves broke through the silence, and one of the guards shouted from afar, "Oh no, Childe's maid Qingxue is unconscious in the grass." ”

Hearing Gongzi's servant here, Shi Qing already understood that the matter was exposed, silently recited the incantation, exerted force under his feet, and the ground rumbled, countless cracks burst out from under his feet, spreading to the surroundings, and the person was already speeding up like a cannonball.

At the same time, Wu Si summoned the golden Buddha, shook his fist like a meteor through the sky, and shot at the two Taoist masters on the left.

In the midst of the lightning, the four Taoist masters reacted even more slowly, and one of them silently recited the incantation, summoning a strong wind like a substance to envelop the Golden Buddha and completely seal the Golden Buddha's action. One person refined a lasso and threw it in front of Shi Qing in the air, like lightning splitting, the speed was so fast that it came first, directly wrapped around his neck, and then pulled back violently.

The lasso tightened, he couldn't even scream, and the man flew backwards directly off the ground.

The female Taoist recited the incantation silently, and the blue goddess appeared out of thin air, caught Shi Qing with both hands, and then swallowed him like a swamp. Immediately, the blue goddess dissipated.

Calm returned.

The four Taoist masters glanced at each other, judged that they could not continue to stay here, and set off to leave.

"It seems that my stupid disciple was still caught by you, it's a pity, all the members failed this assessment," At the end of the steps, Xi Ya crossed her waist with one hand, a pair of brown eyes were smiling, and the night wind curled the long fiery red hair.

The female Taoist master's eyes rolled and she refused to admit it: "My lord, I don't know what you're talking about. ”

Xiya shook her head and sighed: "I'll tell you two things, first, it's not a good thing to be deaf at a young age, and second, jokes should be moderate, this is the advice of the elders, you had better be obedient." ”

Whew, the long fiery red hair was raised, her beautiful face was like a shadow, the brown eyes were not smiling, full of coldness, the killing intent turned into a cold wave and rushed down, and the four Taoist masters were like standing naked on an iceberg, and they couldn't help but tremble.

At this moment, a gust of wind swept by, and a thin figure stood in front of the four Taoist masters, counteracting the attacking killing intent, "It's not interesting to just watch the juniors compete, let's compare, senior." ”

Xi Ya was condescending, the shadow on her face dissipated, and she laughed: "Okay, let's compare." ”