Chapter 72: Murphy, the Shovel Officer

Murphy, who was dead, was still lying comfortably on his stomach in the ranch and pretending to be dead. Not knowing the slightest about monkeys ... Bah... Aruba went and called for helpers.

A large black shadow, blocking his sunlight from above.

"Excuse me, don't get in the way of me sunbathing!" Murphy didn't even look up, and waved his hand to get the people in front of him out of the way.

"Murphy, you're dying. How dare you be so arrogant! The shadow uttered a majestic and loud voice.

"Alright, Aruba. You can't help me again. I just don't work, can you still bite me? "Murphy looks like a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

"If you don't get up to work again, you're welcome!" Aruba issued an ultimatum.

"Come on, come on...... Murphy pouted on the ground and twisted his pelvis as a sign of defiance.

It's really unbearable for an aunt to bear it, and Aruba whips his hands up. The crisp sound of "pop~" pumped on Murphy's pouting pelvis.

"Whew......" Murphy threw his head back and let out a long scream.

There is a pain that goes deep into the bone marrow. And the pain he felt was obviously an upgraded version of the previous oneβ€”deep into the soul.

Just as Aruba raised his whip and prepared to whip it a second time.

"Stop!" Murphy rolled over from the ground and got up. He held his pelvis in one hand and pointed at Aruba with the other: "Where did you get this whip?" ”

"You don't need to know this, are you still working?" Seeing Murphy's reaction, Aruba only felt refreshed. The previous pent-up anger and helplessness were all wiped out with that whip.

"! You've found a way to deal with me, won't I die if I don't do it? Murphy was as good as a stream, and immediately agreed to the labor reform.

"Humph! Isn't it borrowed from Jia Kesi, another day I will be the enlightened bamboo forest that will plague him. Murphy muttered softly.

"Murphy, I didn't hear you clearly. Excuse me to say it again. ”

Murphy turned his head to look. Dressed in a hooded cloak, a bizarre blindfold, and holding a lamppost. Who is it if it's not Home?

"Uh......" The soul fire in Murphy's eyes suddenly became sluggish.

"My enlightenment bamboo forest is fine. As long as there is something, it doesn't matter who did it. I'm going to grab you, drop you in a tree, and whest you hard for three days. Jia Kesi said lightly threatening.

"It's not fair, in case someone else did it. You can't wronged me like that! Murphy immediately retorted.

"Who else in a small town would do such a thing but you? Pull the lamp? Color? Edward? Aruba? Or is it the mayor? Murphy was speechless.

"Aruba, since the rice has been traded, I'll go back and make wine first." Gallos turned to Aruba and said.

"Okay. And thank you, Home. Aruba raised the whip in his hand.

Jia Kesi nodded, and one jumped away.

Seeing Murphy, who was still standing in a daze, Aruba angrily stepped forward and kicked him.

"! I still want to be lazy! Why don't you hurry up and get me to work! ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Murphy saw that there was no way, and he had to work if he didn't want to be beaten. He walked dejectedly towards the middle of the pasture.

Aruba was in a good mood when he saw that he was finally willing to move.

Turned around and left the ranch. Get ready to go back to the kitchen and cook something delicious to celebrate this victory.

Murphy stupidly walked to the middle of the ranch and looked left and right.

A slap on the skull, "Damn, I forgot to ask me what I'm going to do." ”

When he turned around, he wanted to ask Aruba about it. Only to find out that Aruba had long since disappeared.

"Forget it, I didn't want to do it anyway, but he didn't tell me what to do."

Murphy decides to find a quiet place to continue his previous behavior - play dead.

After Aruba finished his meal, he went to the ranch to supervise Murphy's work. As far as the eye can see, there are no hairy skeletons.

"What about the Murphys?" Aruba was puzzled.

"Could it be that when the time came, he was let go?" He counted the time and found that there were still several days left before the ten-day deadline.

So Aruba searched the ranch for Murphy.

He walked around the ranch and finally spotted Murphy in the trough where the animals were drinking.

Murphy is seen immersed in the water, lying prone at the bottom of the sink. Aruba's teeth itched with hatred.

"! I just turned around, and you played dead for me. Well! This time it's still drowned. It seems that if I don't watch, you won't work hard! ”

Aruba angrily kicked Murphy out of the sink.

"Murphy! That's how you work? Don't tell me you're cleaning the bottom of the sink. Aruba said angrily.

"You can't blame me for this, you didn't tell me what you were going to do." Murphy spread his hands and replied with confidence.

"Forehead ......" Aruba was pushed by Murphy, blinked twice, squinted, and was speechless.

"Alright! It was my negligence. Aruba decisively admitted his mistake.

Just as Aruba was thinking about what kind of job to give Murphy, he saw animal poop in the ranch that had not yet been cleared.

"There it is!" His eyes lit up. Take a shovel and a bag out of the space.

Aruba handed the shovel and bag to Murphy and patted Murphy on the shoulder.

"Now I have been assigned a difficult task to you, and I hope you can complete it well."

Just as Murphy was wondering, Aruba pointed to the poop of the animals in the pasture.

"Now your job title is shovel officer. Go ahead! Clean up all the animal poop in the pasture. Come on! I'm optimistic about you! With that, Aruba patted Murphy on the shoulder.

"What! You told me to shovel? Murphy waved the shovel in his hand, feeling extremely excited.

"Yes, you have two options now. First, I obediently took the initiative to shovel. Second, I urge you to shovel with a whip. With that, Aruba flicked his whip in mid-air. A strong sense of threat rushed towards Murphy.

As soon as Murphy saw it, he lowered his weapon and walked to the nearest poop without saying a word.

"Ah~dada" Murphy was very quick and ruthless, and cut a piece of poop into several pieces in a second. Then he slipped the poop into small pieces and put them in his pocket piece by piece.

For each piece, you have to whisper a sentence in your mouth. "This is Aruba's head," and when the next piece is installed, it becomes, "This is Aruba's arm." ”

It turned out that he mistook the poop for Aruba, and first cut the body into several pieces and put them in a bag one by one. It can also be regarded as a kind of Ah Q spiritual victory method.

Aruba nodded in satisfaction when he saw that Murphy had really started working this time. Although he didn't know why Murphy had to cut the poop into several pieces before shoveling it, he was already deeply relieved to let a misguided, shameless, and hard-working Sao Nian step back into normal.