Chapter 44: Escape
Li Dong actually tried to fine-tune his body in the air, holding his head, bending his legs, and circled his body, if anyone could see his expression, he would be very shocked. This guy is actually laughing, and the one who laughs is called Huanchang, as if he is not going to be smashed.
The result is indeed like this, the male host on the stage who is looking at him with eyebrows suffered, Li Dong directly turned his whole body into a meat ball and smashed it on his chest, and then he was on it, and the male host was unfortunate to make a meat pad below.
Li Dong looked up to the sky. The two people lying on the stage did not move for a long time.
There was a slight commotion in the audience. In any case, no one present wanted such a celebratory event to cause unnecessary casualties, and it was still in the most anticipated phase of the game.
"It's okay!" The sexy and charming hostess in a miniskirt hurriedly went over to check the condition of the two who fell to the ground.
The male host reacted slightly, but Li Dong, who was pressing on him, still didn't react, but his nosebleed began to flow down.
"Bear-colored ......," he muttered.
"Ah, you...... Hooligans!" the hostess noticed that she was gone, her face was flushed, and she was embarrassed, if it wasn't for the wrong time and occasion now, she definitely raised her high heels and stepped on Li Dong's face fiercely, and it was best to rub it left and right twice.
Xu Gong, who was desperately squeezing up, was still very worried about whether Li Dong was injured, but now, he couldn't wait to hide in a small corner of the lobby to draw circles, indicating that he actually had nothing to do with the hooligan in front of him.
Li Dong also seemed to feel the resentment of the hostess, worried that if she maintained her current state of rape, if she didn't get up, she was likely to do something that was not very rational, which would be bad.
Xu Gong stretched out his hand very reluctantly, and Xia Liang took advantage of the situation to stand up, which can be regarded as directly saving the male host under his body, otherwise, in two or three minutes, he may become the first host of Imperial College College to be crushed to death by freshmen at the welcome party, or rather, suffocated to death.
The male host was directly carried down on a stretcher, and only the female host who was raped by Li Dongmu was left on the stage.
The hostess glared at Li Dong fiercely, and several participants came up from the stands one after another, plus Wanda, Li Dong and XCMG before, there were a total of 10 people. Seeing that the number of people was about the same, she decisively decided to skip the Q&A part in the early stage and directly start the climax of the game: "Ladies and gentlemen, because of some special circumstances, we will directly start the long-awaited mecha group battle match. ”
The audience below was not disappointed, but seemed very happy.
"It's been like this for a long time!"
"I'm so grateful for the flowers!"
"We're here tonight to see this, give us something to do!"
The atmosphere began to heat up again.
"Although many people already know the rules, I want to be brief. The hostess glanced at Li Dong, and her eyes flashed with a sly light, "The competition is as in previous years, in order to avoid unnecessary casualties, it is still carried out on the class 'sleepwalking machine' independently developed by our school, and the big screen in the lobby will display the game process from time to time." The rules are actually very simple, the participants who are still standing there at the end are the champions of the night, and they have the qualifications to freely choose everyone present as dance partners, and the other party can never refuse. ”
Li Dong took the light brain handed over by the staff, grinned, and glanced at Wanda who was standing on the other side of XCMG. It's too boring, it's a mecha battle again, the most powerful guy here has been drunk by him, and now he needs help from others even if he wears a light brain, and after a while he can manipulate the mecha out of a straight line, which is already quite remarkable. Want to win, and want to dance with the princess?
Xia Liangcai yawned loudly: "It's too boring!"
As soon as Xu Gong saw Xia Liangcai's attitude, he knew that it was bad, forgetting that this guy didn't understand the rules, and what the host just said was unclear, so he hurriedly pulled Xia Liangcai's arm: "Don't be careless, this is not an ordinary machine battle, it's ......"
"The game begins!" The hostess has obviously been secretly paying attention to Li Dong's side, how can she let Xu Gong tell Xia Liangcai the specific rules, and immediately pressed the start button in her hand, and started the networking system of the light brain, and the 10 participating boys on the stage instantly entered the system of the light brain.
There was no operation process, no process of selecting a mecha, and Li Dong appeared directly on the map.
Surprised, in front of me was a dense tree, which was obviously inside a forest. It wasn't something he was surprised with. Li Dong looked around, except for trees and trees, there was not even a shadow of a mecha. He looked at his hands, and it was not like other light brain games, the person directly turned into a mecha. Hand is still hand, flesh and blood of both hands.
What kind of machine battle is this, Lao Tzu doesn't even have a piece of metal?
"Bang!"
A mecha crashed into the big trees along the way, and suddenly appeared in front of Li Dong's eyes.
Li Dong was forced to dodge again and again by the flying branches and sawdust, and fled in embarrassment.
"I'm XX an OO, and it's going to be so loud to send a mecha, maybe Lao Tzu was trampled by the mecha that came from the teleportation, isn't that too big!" After the trees that should and shouldn't fall fell, Li Dong scolded and approached the mecha, and then opened his mouth wide.
This is not true!
The boarding light on the chest of this mech is dimmed, indicating that there are already organic engineers inside.
Originally, he thought that it was because of the system setting, and the mecha teleported to him in such a majestic way, but he was wrong. It is absolutely impossible for the teleported mecha to have someone in the cockpit.
This is an enemy plane!
Li Dong quickly made this judgment, then turned his head and ran into the depths of the forest.
This also directly saved his life in the game, only to see that the teleported mecha picked up the Gatling machine gun specially configured for the mecha, and it was a shuttle of bullets that shot to the place where Li Dong was just standing.
Gravel is all over the sky, and stone powder is flying.
"This is too tricky, there are so many people, the map should be very large, I arrived less than two minutes, this thing found me, this is a combat mecha, not a reconnaissance mecha!" Li Dong ran wildly, and at the same time felt extremely depressed and very puzzled in his heart, according to the visual inspection he had just hurried, this forest alone could not be seen at a glance, the range was far greater than the search range of the combat mecha radar, and only the reconnaissance mecha could find a human-sized target.
Li Dong finally understood what Xu Gong meant when he finally told him, "It's not an ordinary machine battle", and he also understood the harm of not knowing the rules, which knew the wise saying "If you offend anyone, you can't offend a beautiful woman", but now it's obviously too late to regret it, he first has to figure out how to have his own mecha, he doesn't want to face a pile of metal more than ten meters high with his bare hands.
Soon, a question in Li Dong's heart was solved.
In front of him, about a few kilometers away, for the mechas, that is, the position of a hundred or so fuselages, a small group of mecha appeared, in front of which were two reconnaissance mechas, followed by seven mechs, the color of the body was the same as the mecha that had just attacked him and was still hanging behind him, all sprayed with earthy yellow paint.
Two reconnaissance mechs, dispersed by radar, are enough to cover the surface of an asteroid.
"Li Dong, you will die obediently for me!" Wanda's voice came from the mecha group, his tone was high-pitched, and his words were clear, and he didn't have the symptoms of drunkenness just before entering the light brain.
It doesn't make sense.,The light brain is connected to the brain nerves.,If you're drunk.,It's definitely a disaster to operate a mecha.,And the light brain will really react to it.。
Li Dong didn't have time to think about it so much, as soon as he saw that the front was blocked and the back was intercepted, he hurriedly turned a corner and fled in the other direction.
That's not right, counting yourself, there are only ten people in total, and it doesn't make sense that there are ten mecha chasing you all over the world now. Even if Wanda can buy off others, XCMG is definitely on Li Dong's side.
Behind him was the sound of a big tree being smashed by a mecha, and the bullets of the Gatling machine gun kept jumping around, if it weren't for the dense trees here, which was very unfavorable for the mecha to pass through and attack, Li Dong would have been gameover.
Running and running, there was a turbulent sound of water in front of him, Li Dong ran out of breath, and there was a faint bad premonition in his heart. Humanity is that there is no such thing as a blessing, and there is no single line of evil. A cliff appeared in full swing, and a large river formed a waterfall there.
The black line at Li Dong's end. It's not going to be the most classic and white-boiled cliff jumping waterfall in those hero movies!
Turning around, there were ten mecha behind him, which were rapidly approaching, and what he was holding in his hand was either a machine gun or an alloy sword, and when he saw that the mecha at the front actually pulled out a bazooka from the back fire arsenal and carried it on his shoulder, Li Dong was directly speechless.
It's just a light brain game, at most it's just a loss and being beaten up by that grumpy princess.
Just when the bazooka was launched, Li Dong jumped high and jumped into the air, without poetry or beauty, and he fell down quickly due to the gravity in the setting of the light brain system.
"Bang!"
The stone above his head was blasted out of a large crater by a missile from the bazooka, and there was a deafening explosion, and the fire was everywhere, staining half of the sky red.
"Press the button on your belt!" Just when Li Dong was about to experience the realism of falling to death in the game, Xu Gong's voice came.
Li Dong did not hesitate, while pressing the button on his belt, he still had the leisure to turn his head to see where the voice came from.
A reconnaissance mecha sprayed with orange paint was head-on, and the particle ejector behind it sprayed wildly, overtaking Li Dong and rushing down the cliff.
"Boom!"
Unsurprisingly, gravity combined with the full downward opening of the particle ejector, the reconnaissance mecha had no possibility of braking, and rushed straight into the lake below the waterfall, crashing into the rocks below, and exploding.
"Hiss......" Li Dong gasped. Unexpectedly, in order to deliver the news to him, XCMG actually directly gave himself to be heroic. This, should it be said that he is brave enough and righteous, or is it better to say that he has less tendons in his brain?
At this moment, the button on the belt emitted a golden light, enveloping Li Dong in a ball of golden light, and his vision gradually began to change......