I don't know how much time passed, Chen Yuting was awakened by a burst of excited shouts.

He felt only pain all over his body, as if he had slept with an elephant all night.

At first, the eyes couldn't see clearly, as if the glass had been fogged up.

When he saw it clearly, he realized that there were a bunch of old men dancing.

Tap dance!

Boom, boom, boom......

Old Jack's beautiful uniform was nowhere, with a pirate hat with three holes, a big cigar butt in his mouth, and a pair of legs staggering on the floor, banging, banging, banging, jumping.

Lao Zheng, who was shaking badly on one leg, screamed in his mouth, twisted his ass for a while, and folded his head on the ground for a while.

……

Anyway, it's like entering a circus. I also accidentally entered the Devil's House, just in time for their house to have a dance party.

A few old men, plus old Captain Jack, shouted in unison, and the dance steps under their feet were chaotic, but they seemed to be quite neat.

Look at Zhang Chenfeng Xia Yinmeng and everyone else, everyone is sitting in their chairs, staring at each other, you look at me, I look at you, confused and turning, take out motion sickness!

Suddenly, the dance steps of these old men stopped in unison, and Old Captain Jack shouted, "All in place, enter the battle state." ”

Then, these old men ran really fast, and in the blink of an eye, there were 6 people left in the driver's compartment, and the others didn't know where to go.

Old Jack saw that Chen Yuting and the others were awake, and he stood in front of everyone with a smile, and said loudly: "Boys, 10 minutes away in front, there is a starship group in the Dajin Kingdom. Have you ever seen an interstellar war? ”

Chen Yuting shook his head again and again: "I haven't seen it in the real world, I've seen it on TV." ”

"Then let me see you! All units report the situation! Old Jack turned back into the driver's seat and began to give orders.

"The distance is 9 minutes and 30 seconds, and the direction is right and forward. The orientation was adjusted to the right 2 degrees, and everything was normal. Phew, baa, I ate a stinky melon seed, and the old fart has finished reporting. ”

Chen Yuting saw this old fart uncle, and he sat in a position next to Old Jack, reporting while eating melon seeds.

Lao Zheng's voice came out of the ubiquitous loudspeaker: "Everything is normal in the power compartment, the kinetic energy output is 66%, and Lao Zheng has finished reporting." Oh fuck me, Lao Huang, don't fucking touch the ground and sleep, you look at your bent waist, you fucking sleep in the pit. ”

Chen Yuting thought to himself: It turned out that the person who walked with half of his body parallel to the ground was called Lao Huang.

"Fuck off! Mechanic Lao Huang reported that the equipment was running normally. Tell you to, didn't you hear? pull Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu will unscrew this screw for you, bang, let your power compartment explode all! ”

Zhang Chenfeng looked at Chen Yuting, and the two looked at each other and wiped the sweat on their heads.

"Six fingers report, the radar shows that it is expected that we will encounter the vanguard of the large starship corps of the Dajin Kingdom, 2 large cruisers, 20 medium destroyers, and 60 small star frigates. They didn't notice us, and the debriefing was complete. ”

Six fingers? Six fingers on your hands? Chen Yuting unconsciously brought his hand to his eyes.

Old Captain Jack suddenly looked back at Chen Yuting and smiled: "Six fingers, not the hands, but the feet." You look at the chair on the left. ”

Everyone looked to the left and saw a person lying on his back under a large circular screen, with his legs raised high, a pair of big feet full of long hair, and very flexible virtual buttons on the operation screen.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, he turned his head and smiled at everyone, and stretched out one foot, six toes of the same length, like playing a piano, very flexible.

Chen Yuting looked at it with a chill: Use your feet and don't use your hands, this old man is really wonderful.

Old Jack shouted, "Old fire? It's your fucking turn, are you ready? ”

"What a rush! The main gun charge begins, which is estimated to take 5 minutes and 22 seconds. Fuck, I'm going to stop drinking, I'll be dazzled for a moment and get the cannon flying. ”

"It's okay," another voice said, "It's all right with my old pipe, and you're fine even if you fall asleep." ”

Lao Huo: "It's okay to let your mother fart!" Last time, Lao Tzu was relieved to hand it over to you, but your kid actually hit a mirror meteorite, and bounced back and almost blew us up. Fuck me! ”

Old Pipe: "Can you not mention the past?" I warn you, if you mention it again, I'll cut you! Oh fuck, you dare to stare at me......"

In the loudspeaker, there was the sound of fighting calling for father and mother.

At this time, another person's voice came: "Bake egg report, the starship has been detected, everything is running normally." What, I washed and slept, and don't look for me when I'm done. ”

Old Jack spat the cigarette butt of his cigar on the ground with a gulp, and the thing was still smoking. Chen Yuting thought to himself, aren't you afraid of fire?

"I said the rest of Zhao Yidao, Liu Erwan, Wang Sanjiu and Thursday cakes, don't be lazy! Two more dishes, one for our guests to catch the wind. Also, let's celebrate later. ”

Four chefs?

A dozen people, 4 chefs?

Chen Yuting was also drunk when he heard it.

Chen Yuting wanted to unbuckle his seat belt and ask Captain Old Jack, since there are so many Dajin Kingdom warships in front, why don't you go around?

And listening to the meaning of these bits, I want to go over the whole thing single-handedly!

Isn't that going to die?

Old Jack seemed to have expected it, and turned his swivel chair to face Chen Yuting: "I said boy, do you want to ask, why don't we go around?" Do you want to say that we are a small ship, and we still want to attack other people's ship groups? Do you still want to ask, how sure are you? ”

Chen Yuting nodded and said, "What old Captain Jack, I'm ......"

Old Jack waved his hand and winked at Chen Yuting: "I'm not sure!" Hahaha, but the boys just want to fight a dozen. It's been a long time since I've played, and my whole body is fucking itchy. ”

The black line on Chen Yuting's face flashed: "......"

Old Jack loosened his seat belt, got up from the chair, picked up the cigar butt that he had spit on the ground before, took it into his mouth, took a deep breath, spit out a smoke ring at Chen Yuting, and said:

"Boy, play big! Why not more? We're gone, and I don't know if we'll be able to come back.

Have you heard? The five armies of the Dajin Kingdom have already reached our empire! Exercise! Lao Tzu wanted to command the troops to fight with them, but he didn't expect to be sent this errand! ”

"It's not funny, it's so fucking unpleasant!" Old Jack threw the cigarette butt at Chen Yuting's feet, and suddenly sighed heavily, "Boys, I have a hunch. If we leave, we may not be able to come back. Not that we're going to die, but ......"

Old Jack didn't say the rest of the words, and Chen Yuting didn't know what he wanted to say.

At this moment, the radarman "six fingers" reported: "There are 60 seconds left before the head-on contact, the countdown begins, 60, 59 ......"

(End of chapter)