Chapter 268: Brother Li Yan, I'm afraid
looked closely, but it was the fat fishing master opposite, the fat body was very easy to recognize, and he was prostrate in front of him at this time, almost throwing himself to the ground.
"Big brother, why are you so polite?" Li Yan hurriedly helped.
"Nope! If the master doesn't take me as an apprentice, I won't be able to kneel for a long time! The fat man was very pious, bowed again, and then raised his huge head, those Madou eyes actually bloomed with a longing look, Li Yan felt a chill, big brother, what kind of eyes are you? ?
Li Yan felt his piety and sincerity, and felt a heartfelt sense of satisfaction from the bottom of his heart, and finally knew why Chinese people like to be teachers, it turned out to be really so cool.
Li Yan readily agreed: "You get up first, you really don't have to be so polite!" Isn't it just to teach you how to fish? Okay, no problem, I can teach you right now! ”
At this moment, he seemed to be possessed by the soul of Ah Xing of "Kung Fu", and he felt the great mind of a generation of grandmasters, Yuanting Yuezhi, and even his breath appeared a trace of ethereal, as if he had turned into an immortal.
Seeing this scene, the fat man's heart was even more determined, and sure enough, my opportunity came!
Li Yan was very proud in his heart, but his face was calm: "Say, what do you want to learn?" Is it my baitless fishing, or is it the fluttering action of my rod? These are my proudest works, and I can give them to you! ”
I'm going to take my fishing skills to the next level!
Li Yan was very happy.
Unexpectedly, the fat man shook his head: "Master, I don't want to learn any of these, but I want to learn the method of cultivating immortals with you!" ”
Li Yan: "......"
Burst! Li Yan felt like he had been hit by an arrow in the knee.
The method of cultivating immortals?
Where do I come from cultivating immortals?
Are you making fun of me?
I have the method of cultivating immortals, but it is a cultivation of gods! Cultivating the supreme supreme!
You mortal, not to mention any gods,
Just to pass on your divine power, you can't bear it,
And those who are still repairing Nyima,
"Child, did you take the wrong medicine, or did you just run out of a mental hospital and can't even tell the difference between reality and fantasy? Where did I get the method of cultivating immortals? How can there be a method of cultivating immortals in the world? The method of cultivating immortals is all about the things inside, this is the real society, don't make this kind of joke with me! Li Yan's face was speechless.
"Immortal Master, I'm not joking, I just want to learn to cultivate immortals with you, please accept me!"
The fat man looked intoxicated: "Since I was sensible, I have a soft spot for flying immortals with swords in the sky, and I fantasize that one day I can become a person like them, thousands of miles away from the sword, except for the demon world." For this reason, I read a lot of books about immortals, consulted a lot of relevant materials, and investigated a lot of immortal traces, but in the end I found nothing. Just when I was already desperate, I met you, master. It must have been my sincerity that touched God, so God sent you to enlighten me! Master, I'm ready, let's go to cultivate immortals together! ”
"Child, I really don't know how to cultivate immortals, you are too deeply poisoned." Li Yan spread his hands helplessly.
The fat man was very excited: "Then what the hell did you just do?" Look at those fish, they hit the hook one after another even though they don't have bait, which means that you must have secretly used mana, and we can't see it with the naked eye. Otherwise, how could such a bizarre and weird thing happen? ”
This time, even the old man Qin next to him looked at him suspiciously, because he knew that Li Yan might be a person with strange skills, and from what he knew so far, Li Yan had an ancient martial arts background, at least comparable to the one in the military department, otherwise No. 1 would not have invited him to his side.
"That's really not a mana ......" Li Yan explained weakly, in fact, he didn't know how to explain it, he could only say that his luck at that time was too against the sky, or that this group of fish was too stupid, and the empty hook actually had to be hung up,
He just pretended to be forced by the way, where did he think that there would be so many sequelae?
"Could it be that you didn't use mana just now, but internal force?" The fat man was a little disappointed, and then continued to look forward to it: "I can't learn the method of cultivating immortals, and it's also good to practice martial arts and become a hero." Master, do you think my root bones are suitable for practice? Don't worry, the qualifications are not enough, work hard, I will not let you down! ”
"I don't know martial arts, I'm only 18 years old, and I'm a freshman, do you think I look like I know martial arts?"
"You don't look like you're a martial artist......" the fat man shook his head.
Li Yan was pleased: "You have finally come to your senses!" ”
“…… You're more like an immortal cultivator. ”
Li Yan: "......"
"Okay, whatever you want, I don't want to say anything more, I'll go back beforehand." Li Yan waved his hand speechlessly, beckoning Old Man Qin to leave.
"Master......" The fat man shouted very sensitively, and the pair of fat hands stretched out to Li Yan's thighs, wanting to hug his legs and kill.
was almost taken advantage of, Li Yan trembled with fright: "Ah Ming Acheng, stop him for me!" ”
Two tall bodyguards immediately rushed up.
"Master, I won't give up! I will definitely worship you as a teacher! I believe that sincerity is the opening of the golden stone, and sooner or later you will definitely be moved by me! Master......"
The fat man shouted loudly, and Li Yan ran faster.
"Neurotic!"
In the end, the fat man was left alone, and he tried to catch up, but found that the car had run away without a trace.
"There is a vast sea of people, where can I find my master?" The fat man cried with a sad face.
At this moment, the TV next to him was reporting an entertainment news, and when he saw the familiar figure on the news, the fat man's eyes lit up, and they were shining.
Back in the rental house, Li Yan turned on the computer, ready to write a plan, and considered which variety show to launch first.
Traveling from another world, he has the cultural wealth of another world in his mind, and these riches are naturally indispensable for excellent variety shows.
If you get all these variety shows out, Li Yan is estimated to be worth at least 100 billion.
However, many money-making variety shows are not their investment, and many of them are not suitable for the current Huaizhou TV station. Coupled with the different times, some shows are not suitable for launching now.
Therefore, there are not many options for Li Yan.
"Forget it, choose the suitable ones first, and then pick them when the time comes." Then, the room rang out with the sound of computer tapping.
The Ragdoll cat played outside for a day, and when he returned home, he was already very tired, so he didn't bother Li Yan, and fell asleep directly on Li Yan's lap, just like Jiutian Lingxue.
"Sunshine always ...... after the storm"
At this time, Li Yan's mobile phone rang,
"Hey, Yu'er, what's the matter?" Li Yandao, not only Shangguan Yu'er was not at home, but Jiutian Lingxue was not at home, which made him very lonely and cold.
"We are here, occupied by the occupying forces," Shangguan Yu'er said in fear.
"Occupation forces?" Li Yan frowned, isn't this the script in the special forces, how could it be skewered to Huaizhou City, could it be that the various planes have been connected, and it is with Huaizhou City as the center? Impossible,
"Yu'er, don't panic, just go to work normally, besides, your husband is a special adviser to the police department, even if it is the military department, you have to give me three points of face, they won't disturb you," Li Yan doted, he didn't expect that when he returned to the earth, there were still two good girls following him,
"Mmmm, Brother Li Yan, eat sweet and sour pork ribs tonight!" Shangguan Yu'er whispered, chatted with Li Yan, and hung up the phone,
"This planning plan is based on the setting of the world in the previous life, and now this entertainment has not caught up with the times, and it is estimated that it has not been updated," Li Yan put down the phone and continued to snap on the computer.