Chapter 664: Immortal Venerable is also crazy
Just when the colored dog was about to kidnap Guanyin, Tie Guan Li and Zizhu Xianzun, who lived in rooms 5 and 6, were not idle.
are all trying to figure out how to get the keel from Tang Seng without spending a single soldier!
"You say, how to steal the keel!"
Zizhu Immortal Venerable asked.
"When Tang Seng went downstairs to eat, we quietly went to his room and turned the keel out!"
Tie Guan Li said directly.
"You are too naïve, how could Tang Seng not put such an important thing on his body?"
Purple Bamboo Immortal Venerable shook his head.
"Immortal Venerable, what do you say, I will do it, even if I sacrifice my life, I will not hesitate!"
Tie Guan Li is loyal, and these immortals are all in his eyes.
"Well, I believe that Tang Seng will not be able to find the keel in a day or two, you just lost the Penglai Seven Immortals, relax by the way in Dongying Kingdom!"
Zizhu Immortal Venerable smiled.
Xianzun still had a serious face just now, but now he immediately became friendly, which made Tie Guan Li very uncomfortable.
"I'm going to get busy first!"
Tie Guan Li hurriedly walked out, he felt that the eyes of Xianzun looking at him were more and more wrong, and there was an illusion that the flowers were gradually becoming charming.
Waiting for Tie Guan Li to leave, Zizhu Xianzun smiled, at the beginning, she accepted Tie Guan Li as an apprentice, a big reason was because he was handsome, even if his leg was disabled, it would not affect his temperament at all.
After so many years, Tie Guan Li doesn't know how to maintain it, and he makes himself extremely old, if he dresses up well, he can still look at it.
"Affectionate parting since ancient times!"
The Purple Bamboo Immortal Venerable put it in the tent, and there was an extra fairy stick in his hand, and his mouth quickly made a beautiful sound.
It turned out that after Zizhu Xianzun came to Dongying Kingdom, he saw countless girls' shops on the street, and there were many eye-catching pictures at the door.
Let Immortal Venerable hide the throbbing in his heart for a long time, ready to move.
Who doesn't like men and women, Xianzun has never tried it.
In the early years, when she accepted Tie Guan Li as an apprentice, she had plans to treat him as a male pet, but he never opened his mind, and later, Xianzun was extremely dissatisfied with him in all aspects.
In order to let Tie Guan Li experience that love, even Zizhu Immortal Venerable gave Penglai Mountain out and gave it to him.
Tie Guan Li, who is not open-minded, actually accepted a wide range of fellow Taoists, and also established Penglai Eight Immortals!
"Alas......"
Zizhu Immortal Venerable sighed helplessly.
Knock knock!
At this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door.
"Who?"
Immortal Venerable, who was comforting himself, suddenly opened his eyes and asked in a panic.
"Xianzun, I asked the kitchen to make you some healthy and qi-replenishing porridge!"
Tie Guan Li said outside.
"Well, come in!"
Xianzun quickly put away his tools, got off the couch, and sat at the table as if nothing had happened.
"Xianzun, no matter how busy you are, you are also a woman, don't be too bitter about yourself!"
"Uh......"
It was rare to hear Tie Guan Li like this, Zizhu Immortal Venerable's heart moved, and he was moved, and said in his heart, "Could it be that he has opened his mind?" If so, it would be a good choice to take him as a male pet in the curtain! ”
Immortal Venerable looked at Tie Guan Li and nodded secretly.
"Are you free tonight?"
Zizhu Immortal Venerable's charming eyes and shy tone caught Tie Guan Li a little off guard.
"Huh?"
Tie Guan Li was stunned, and said in his heart that his thoughts must be bright and majestic, and not dirty.
"Of course I'm free, Immortal Venerable commanded, I'm willing to be a cow and a horse for you!"
"Tiezi, the more sensible you are!"
Xianzun smiled, she really had the shame of a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, as a cow and a horse, as long as she gave grass.
"Okay, you come to my room tonight!"
"Good ......"
Tie Guan Li was stunned, "What about stealing Tang Seng's dragon bone?" ”
"You just do your best!"
Xianzun said tolerantly, anyway, Tie Guan Li is only a soy sauce at best, and if he really contributes, he still needs Xianzun to take action.
Tie Guan Li was very confused, and he didn't know what happened to Xianzun today.
Even when I was leaving, I forgot to close the door!
Boom!
Xianzun just explained to himself, the inside of the fairy skirt was empty, afraid that passers-by would see it, his fingers flicked lightly, and the door slammed and closed quickly.
Each door has a house number, which is a round piece of iron with a number drawn on it.
Because the door was closed too hard, the nail fixed by the house number was loosened, and the No. 6 house number was reversed and became No. 9!
Xianzun drank the porridge sent by Tie Guan Li to nourish blood and nourish qi, looking forward to the good time tonight, and his face was red from time to time.
For tens of thousands of years, she has been guarding like jade, and she is in a big place for ten thousand years, and tonight it is finally going to break!
……
In Tang Seng's room, Guanyin and Yang Chan were there, and the three of them were discussing the keel.
Originally, Guanyin was a little repulsed by Yang Chan, but later, thinking of the previous love flower incident, love is like sand in your hand, the tighter you hold it, the faster it slips away!
Besides, Yang Chan has a Baolian lantern, and in case of difficulties, she can also help.
Soon, Guanyin was relieved!
"It is recorded on the keel map that the keel is in Dongying China, as for the specific place, there is no clue!"
Guanyin took the map and said helplessly.
"Take your time, anyway, the Dongying Kingdom is not big, even if you dig three feet into the ground, it won't take much time!"
Tang Seng exaggerated.
"Tomorrow, I'll look for it with you!"
Yang Chan recommended herself.
"Yang Chan, in the matter of looking for the keel, the keel found must belong to Tang Seng!"
Guanyin was afraid that Yang Chan would join in, which would be bad for the keel.
"Yes, I'm not interested in the dragon bone, I was originally afraid that Tang Seng would harm the Three Realms if he got the dragon bone, but after recent observations, his character is okay!"
Yang Chan pondered.
"What do you mean by improvisation, it's obviously very good!"
Tang Seng has never been stingy with praise for himself.
"That's it for today, it's getting dark, everyone go back to their rooms to rest, and keep up their spirits to find the keel tomorrow!"
Tang Seng issued an eviction order.
Guanyin and Yang Chan got up and left!
"Hey, Tang Seng, can you come to my room tonight?"
Guanyin went and returned, and asked in a low voice.
"What are you doing in your room?"
Tang Seng doesn't understand, lonely men and widows, it's easy to go crazy, does Guanyin want to dedicate himself?
Tang Seng was Xue Jincian in the last life, and Princess Miaoshan in Guanyin's last life was husband and wife, even if they lived together, there was no big problem.
"Are you coming?"
Guanyin threatened.
"Go."
Tang Seng agreed.
"That's pretty much it!"
A smile appeared on Guanyin's face, she wanted to talk to Tang Seng tonight, Yang Chan was a person, and she had to guard against it.
Keel is such an important thing, many people even if it doesn't matter on the surface, in fact, they are pretended!
Night fell quietly.
"Are you ready, let's go!"
The colored dog became the commander, and said to Jinzha, Muzha, and Nezha.
Tonight, they are going to kidnap Guanyin, and they want Tang Seng to ask for 6 dragon bones!
"Colored Daisen, this is Guanyin's room!"
Jin Zhe pointed to room 'No. 9' and said proudly.
"Okay, let's go in without knowing it, take it by surprise, don't make a noise!"
Colored dog admonishes.
Brush brush brush!
The four of them went directly through the door and found that there was a person lying on the couch, in the curtain, the figure was graceful, the room had a faint fragrance, and a damp fairy stick was thrown under the couch.
"Guanyin deserves to be a big beauty, she looks really energetic!"
The colored dog is reminiscent of the green cow that slept yesterday, there is no harm without contrast, and it must be changed to a beautiful one in the future.
(End of chapter)