Chapter 8 Lao Tzu doesn't want to be a woman

Chi Yu trembled his hands and touched his lower body......

"Dog's system, you're cheating me again! Give me back Lao Tzu's chickens! Chi Yu wailed, "Don't be a woman!" ”

However, the system ignored him.

The time-saving system of the time-limited buff quickly jumped on his retina.

THE LAST TIME BUFF LASTED FOR THREE MINUTES, SO THIS BLOOD BUFF SHOULD BE ABOUT THE SAME TIME......

What a.

If this timing is correct, it is a special eight-hour super long BUFF!

Super long standby, one is stronger than eight!

Chi Yu howled angrily: "Nima's system, why does this BUFF have eight hours!" ”

The system finally took care of him: "The buff given away is generally very conscientious." ”

Chi Yu covered his lower abdomen and rolled on the ground: "Can your conscience be used on the right path!" ”

System: "Blood BUFF is very expensive, is it good?,The purchased blood BUFF is worth 1 point for a time limit.,Ben Meng gave you 4 time limits at one time.,Don't you know what you're grateful for?" ”

Chi Yu: "How about I thank you for the whole family?" ”

System: "To be polite, to be polite." ”

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At this point, Chi Yu suddenly understood one thing, that is, it is not okay to scold NPCs, but it is okay to scold customer service.

From the first time he was punished by heaven to deduct good value, he has scolded the customer service N times, said N many swear words, and has already exceeded fifty sentences, and he has not seen the deduction of good value, which shows that this inference is valid.

Oh also, customer service sister, don't blame my brother for not keeping morality in his mouth, and he will make a decision about you in the future.

Who made your family's system so pitted, and did everything possible to pit it?

After going to the toilet, it was the dead of night.

The moon is dark and the wind is high, but it is the right time to kill.

The sound of gongs and drums came melodiously from afar...... Don't get me wrong, "melodious Yang" is used here because the sound is really melodious!

Intermittently, very unrealistically.

None of the lights in the Mo Mansion were on, but suddenly I saw two rows of expressionless maids in wedding dresses, each carrying a red lantern, slowly "floating" in the direction where his Mo Fanyun house was.

Chi Yu covered her lower abdomen and sat on the threshold, sighing.

Standing and wetting his shoes, he could only squat down with all his reluctance!

The dignity of a man, after he squatted down to pee this time, was gone!

"Needless to say, the situation in front of us is also haunted. This ghost has come to the door, hiding is death, not hiding or dying, it is better to be like a man, face the bleak life, and be a real warrior...... ...... hiss" Chi Yu muttered to herself, only to feel that the heat flow in her lower body was even more fierce.

Girls, it's not easy for you!

Menstrual cramps are not a disease, but they kill people.

For so many years, Chi Yu has never felt so sorry for a woman as she does today.

In the same way, he also feels sorry for himself!

System: "At the moment, you are at the level of waste firewood in the foundation building period, so be careful." ”

Chi Yu glared at the dead fish: "Thank you for reminding me so intimately." ”

System: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say." Since it's your first time entering the game dungeon, you still don't understand the rules of the game, and your strength is not good, why don't you recommend a prop to you? ”

Chi Yu was already weak.

Come to think of it, this system has never given him any good props, and it has already made him suspicious, and he must not be at ease when he takes the initiative to sell props at this time.

The system took the initiative to introduce: "Non-also, non-also." This item is called 'The Golden Body of the Protagonist', and it can counteract the fatal damage suffered by the player, and there is no more conscience than this. ”

Oh yo?

Chi Yu suddenly came to his senses: "What about this kind of thing?" Buy, buy, buy. ”

System Prompt: Purchase the item 'Protagonist's Golden Body', and deduct 2 good value points.

System Prompt: Currency Change: -2, your current value is 2 points.

Chi Yu: "...... "I'll just say, when did the system have a conscience?"

What's wrong with this, deduct 2 points of good value at a time, in case this thing is worth 4 points, and you won't deduct him alive if you don't do it once!

Chi Yuhuo was furious: "System, do you want me to die?" ”

System: "Don't get excited, we as customer service will only try to keep players alive, okay?" ”

Chi Yu thought to herself, I understand, you are similar to the artificial retarded navigator in the car, you are indeed trying to achieve your goal, the kind that is reckless!

With his mind moving, the basic information of this prop quickly appeared in front of him.

Item Name: The golden body of the main character

Item Grade: Intermediate Second Order

Item Effect: Negate Fatal Damage to Players (3\/3)

Item Description: Ancient artifact, protagonist aura!

Can you bring out a copy: Yes

Sure enough, it's a prop in the system mall.,You can bring out the dungeon.。

Chi Yu suddenly slapped his head and realized a problem: I have a red BUFF on my body, and I am afraid of death with the blessing of the red BUFF?

System: "The working mechanism of the blood buff is to inject 10,000 energy points into the player at one time, and the player's own energy point value is 1,000 points when it is in a full state, and the energy point is higher than its own load, and it will leak out little by little, which is the same as filling water in a water tank, but the leakage of energy points is much slower than the flow of water." ”

In other words, the time of the red buff within this time limit completely determines the speed of energy point leakage.

Chi Yu is too lazy to talk to this system.

According to his understanding, that is to say, he is now 10,000 points of blood, and if he is beaten by the BOSS, he may not immediately empty the blood slot, so there is no need to buy this bullshit "The Golden Body of the Protagonist"!

System: "Non-yes, non-yes." There is a difference between a fatal injury and a minor injury. The way to deduct energy points from a fatal injury is a percentage deduction, even if you add millions of energy points, it is useless. ”

Chi Yu: "......" Okay, maybe there was a misunderstanding, what, when he didn't say anything, did he say anything?

While speaking, the group of female ghosts beating gongs and drums had already floated to Chi Yu's side.

"Official, please." The female ghost at the head said this sentence with an expressionless face, and a shrill laugh similar to a rat's cry came out of her throat.

Chi Yu laughed in his heart, the ghost turned out to be laughing like this, so the system deliberately made me gain knowledge?

"Who is sitting in this sedan chair?" Chi Yu was not in a hurry to go.

The female ghost twisted her neck and said word by word, "Your lady." ”

As he spoke, the sound of the gong became quieter.

A hand with blood-red nails stretched out from the sedan chair and motioned for the sedan chair bearer to put the sedan chair down.

Dozens of female ghosts all had the same faces, as if they were clones and copied, which made Chi Yu can't help but think that this system will save money, and one model can be used dozens of times.

With the "golden body of the protagonist", Chi Yu was much bolder, so he passed through this group of female ghosts and arrived at the sedan chair.

According to the normal people's minds, the people who carry the sedan chair are ghosts, and the people sitting in the sedan chair are definitely not people, since you know that the people sitting in it are not people, why do you have to hook your head to see?

I watched it, and I scolded others for saying "it's really ugly", do you want to die?

Unfortunately, none of these things were left behind and Chi Yu did them all.