Chapter 102: Just take a beating!
Seeing the flames spewing out of the red boy's mouth, Bajie took a bunch of cabbage and roasted it.
"Master, you are so smart!"
"I won't let you go!"
The red boy tilted his head and glared at Tang Seng viciously.
Boom!
Tang Seng was unceremonious, and another stick smashed firmly on the red boy's P shares, and the fire was a little bigger.
"Bajie, you and Sha Seng take care of the red boy and find a place to pee for the teacher!"
Tang Seng carried a Zen staff and left.
"Hey, didn't the master pee just now, and he's about to become the king of urine!"
Bajie quipped.
At this time, Tang Seng came to the door of the demon cave, ready to eradicate the grass and eradicate the roots, and annihilate all the remaining demons.
There are only a few dozen demons left in the cave who are guarding the house.
"Look, it's Tang Seng!"
The little demons are very curious, shouldn't he be caught by the king?
"Maybe he and the king have gone a fork in the road, and they haven't met, let's catch him quickly, and the king will definitely reward us!"
"Great idea!"
A group of little demons rushed over, Tang Seng smiled coldly, and swept thousands of troops in his hands.
In just one round, all the little demons died!
"Ding, congratulations to the master, gain experience +40!"
After a while, 2,000 points were credited.
Tang Seng went back satisfied, and rendezvous with Bajie.
"Master, the fire is small again!"
Bajie muttered.
"You can't fight yourself, do you?"
Tang Seng kicked over, and the red boy cried, and the flames suddenly burst out of his mouth.
"Hey, this is good, in the future, we will take the red boy with us, and when we cook, we don't need to make a fire!"
The eight precepts are full of bad ideas.
At this moment, two figures suddenly flew down from the sky.
"It can't be that Wukong invited Guanyin, right?"
Tang Seng's heart moved.
When I saw it clearly, it turned out to be the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess.
"Oh no, they must be furious when they see the red boy aggrieved!"
Tang Seng was just about to untie the red boy, but it was too late.
The Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess have been killed.
"Old Niu, the child is really yours!"
Princess Iron Fan explained, "If you don't believe me, I can swear to God!" ”
"Don't talk about this, I'm going to see if the red boy looks like me!"
The Bull Demon King had a blue face and a cold gaze.
"Dad, mother, save me!"
When the red boy saw his parents coming, he shouted excitedly.
"Misunderstandings, all misunderstandings......"
Bajie panicked and stepped aside, the Bull Demon King was strong, and only Brother Monkey could compete with it.
The Bull Demon King didn't care about abuse or not at all, and now he just wanted to know if the red boy was his own child!
"Red boy, lift your head up and let Daddy ...... Let me see! ”
The Bull Demon King looked at it carefully.
"Dad, what the hell happened, Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie bullied me, you guys help me get revenge!"
"Revenge?"
The Bull Demon King snorted coldly, the red boy is handsome, the Bull Demon King is ugly, and there is no father and son at first glance.
Thinking of Taishang Laojun's fine skin and tender meat, and then look at the red child, it is also fine skin and tender meat, it is too special!
"You're not my Bull Demon King's child!"
The Bull Demon King shook his hand, and his heart ached to the extreme.
"Lao Niu, what nonsense are you talking about, he is our child!"
The princess of the iron fan was about to cry, and Tang Seng made the old cow lose his mind in a few words.
"Hmph, stinky boy, don't call me dad in the future!"
"And who is my father?"
The red boy was blindfolded and didn't know what he was doing.
"Your dad is ......"
The Bull Demon King glanced at the Iron Fan Princess, and said hatefully, "Anyway, there are other people, in the future, your family of three will live a good life, my old cow is gone!" ”
Sou!
The Bull Demon King flew into the air.
"Old cow!"
Princess Iron Fan was furious.
"If you don't chase it quickly, it's too late!"
Tang Seng immediately instigated that Princess Tiefan could not be allowed to stay, otherwise he would definitely avenge his son.
Afraid that the red boy would talk nonsense, Tang Seng found a rag to plug the red boy's mouth.
"Old cow wait for me!"
Princess Iron Fan was just about to chase the Bull Demon King, when she suddenly thought of her son.
"Tang Sanzang, why did you tie up my son?"
Princess Iron Fan rebuked.
"Woo woo woo ......"
The red boy struggled and screamed.
"Ha, we're playing a game of bondage, Red Boy said, these are learned from you and the Bull Demon King!"
Tang Seng pushed three, six or five, anyway, it was not his responsibility.
"If you don't learn well at a young age, you have a virtue with your father!"
Princess Iron Fan's cheeks flushed.
Tang Seng just said it casually, but he didn't expect it to be right!
Iron Fan and Bull Demon King often play bondage together.
"Princess Iron Fan, you go chase the Bull Demon King, we will help you take good care of the child!"
Tang Seng pretended to be warm-hearted.
"Woo woo woo ......"
The red boy screamed desperately, but unfortunately he couldn't make a sound.
"Thank you very much!"
Seeing the Bull Demon King disappear into the sky, Princess Iron Fan was anxious and jumped into the sky.
As soon as the iron fan princess left, Tang Seng pulled the rag out of the red boy's mouth.
"I'm going to kill you!"
The red boy was furious.
Hula!
Samadhi fire erupted from his mouth again.
Just rested for a while, it seems that the red boy has gained strength again.
"Sha Seng, quickly take out the pot in your luggage, don't let the Samadhi True Fire go to waste!"
"Bajie, hold down the red boy's head, don't spray the fire elsewhere."
Tang Seng found vegetables and prepared to cook rice.
There are still a lot of pills in the Qiankun bag, and they will be poured into the pot together and stewed.
The red boy's head was pressed to the bottom of the pot, and he kept spewing fire out.
"Haha, this method is wonderful!"
Bajie smelled the aroma in the pot and swallowed his saliva.
"Hey, master, the fire has become smaller."
Sha Seng reminded in a low voice.
Tang Seng understood and said to the red boy: "From today on, you are an orphan, you are not born to the Bull Demon King!" ”
"No way, my father is the Bull Demon King!"
The red boy was angry, shouting, and the samadhi in his mouth was really hot.
"Your mother cuckolded your father, you are actually the son of Taishang Laojun!"
"No, my mother is not that kind of person!"
The red boy was so angry that the fire erupted from his mouth even more!
"Why isn't that kind of person, I heard that your mother and the Jade Emperor still have a leg."
"I heard that he also has a leg with Erlang God!"
"Yes, I heard that I have an ambiguous relationship with Brother Monkey!"
……
found a trick, the more angry the red boy was, the bigger the fire, Bajie and Sha Seng had a lot of fun.
"You liar, deceive!"
The red boy roared angrily, and the bottom of the pot was boiling red with the samadhi fire, and the hot water was boiling inside.
After the meal was cooked, Tang Seng and Sha Seng were full, only Bajie's stomach was still shriveled.
Bajie's amount of rice is too large, and this kind of small pot can't be satisfied at all.
"If you want to eat it, you can cook it again, anyway, there are red children, I'm not afraid of no fire!"
Tang Seng nodded.
"Okay!"
Soon, Bajie filled another pot of vegetables.
But this time, the red boy seemed to be cunning and deliberately did not get angry.
"Master, what can I do?"
Bajie was helpless.
"The bear child is disobedient, most of them are used to it, just beat it!"
Tang Seng raised his Zen staff and hit the red boy's P shares.
Bang bang bang!
"Ahh
The red boy screamed in pain, and his mouth spewed out samadhi fire again.
"Master, I understand!"
Bajie had an epiphany, "Lao Sha came to help, fight together, the fire is still big!" ”