Chapter 55: Death from a Pile of Bird Poop
Stretched out his hand and wiped Zhao Ling'er's forehead, it was cold, well, I forgot, Ling has no body temperature.
"You don't have a fever, I can't be the emperor!"
Blinking his big bright eyes, he tilted his head and thought: "Master, what are you talking about?" ”
"......, didn't you just say that my destiny is here?"
"The master has misunderstood, this destiny is not the destiny of the other! This destiny is also known as the destiny!"
Dao fate? What the heck?
After organizing the language, Zhao Ling'er said: "Heavenly Dao, maintain the operation of heaven and earth, everything and everything in the world are under the jurisdiction of Heavenly Dao, abide by the rules of Heavenly Dao." But everything in the world has the replacement of the old and the new, and the way of heaven is no exception. Occasionally, the obsolete and damaged Dao Destiny of the Heavenly Dao will fall into the mortal world, and the one who obtains it is the Heavenly Destiny. ”
The Dao of Heaven is ethereal, and it is said here as if it is a person: "There is still a replacement of the old and the new in this Dao of Heaven, tell me in detail!" ”
"This is just speculation, and it is impossible to describe the Heavenly Dao in words, which is beyond my ability, my cognition."
"Wait, now that you know the Mandate of Heaven, do you also have the Mandate of Heaven?"
Nodding, Zhao Ling'er said: "Yes, my destiny is ice, so I can easily operate ice, like a finger." ”
My heart suddenly became hot: "Then, what is my destiny?" ”
"This needs to be explored by the master himself, and I have no way of knowing."
Unfortunately, I don't know what kind of special abilities I have. Wait, Xu Xi suddenly thought of a very serious question: "With the destiny of heaven in my body, will I be immortal, live with heaven and earth, and shine with the sun and the moon?" ”
"No, it's impossible, although the Mandate of Heaven can indeed prolong our lifespan, the Mandate of Heaven we have obtained is the damaged Mandate of Heaven, the part that needs to be replaced. Therefore, if it is more than 500 years, or at least 300 years, we will also die! ”
"Yes, yes, at least three hundred years to live, it's okay, it's enough!"
Hei Guang sighed: "Maybe we are compared to the Heavenly Dao, and the lifespan is bigger than that of the mayflies who died in the morning and twilight, and the gap between us and the human race, so the incomplete destiny can extend the lifespan of three hundred years." If the owner collects more Destiny, can he continue to live longer? ”
Yes, it was my own negligence.
"It's impossible, there is a limit to the increase in lifespan of the Mandate of Heaven, and it will not increase the number of lifespans." Zhao Ling'er replied in the affirmative.
It's too greedy, what's not to be satisfied with after three hundred years, and if you have three hundred years, maybe you can still achieve a qualitative breakthrough?
Lowering his head, Huang Lu's face was full of regret, but he didn't dare to show it.
The black light swam in front of him with a wicked smile: "Master, this slave has obtained the mandate of heaven before, maybe he knows something." ”
He was negligent, this mandate of heaven was contributed by Huang Lu, and it was precisely because of this mandate of heaven that Huang Lu became extremely special, and he comprehended the rule-based spells, he should know some of the situation: "Huang Lu, you tell me about the situation of this mandate." ”
"Master, I don't know what's going on at all, and I know that I have a destiny after what you just said." said with a flattering smile: "Of course, I just keep the mandate of heaven on behalf of the master, and the master is the real destiny." ”
patted Huang Lu on the head: "Don't talk about these vain words, how did you get the mandate of heaven?" ”
Thinking about it desperately, even sweat dripped down in a hurry, but he still had no clue: "The villain, the villain really doesn't know, it's not that the villain doesn't say, it's that the villain really doesn't know, the master spares his life, and the villain never has half a lie, otherwise the sky will thunder!" ”
"Don't pretend to me, don't you know? I don't know how you got the rule-based spells? ”
The life was pinched in the hands of the other party, and the person had to bow his head under the eaves: "Master, I really don't know, when I died, I was very unwilling, but I have no other ability, so I want to defeat others through what I am good at, except for the means I am good at, through other means, I can't hurt me." And then somehow, after becoming a ghost, I had a rule-based spell, and what I said was true. ”
Heiguang hissed and laughed: "Since you have a hard mouth, then don't blame me for being rude." ”
"Wait!" Zhao Ling'er stopped: "The Mandate of Heaven is not a physical object, so it is normal for people who obtain it to often not realize it themselves. The key to the matter is before and after your death, and you tell me in detail about the events of the two days before and after your death, and don't leave anything out. ”
Huang Lu wiped his cold sweat: "Yes, yes!" ”
After recalling, Huang Lu began to tell: "Early that morning, after I got up and had lunch, I went to the gambling house, ready to go to the luck again and earn back all the losses I had lost." It's been a few days in a row, and I don't want to lose like everyone else, buying and selling women, and exporting all the houses and fields. ”
"So, I kept an eye on that day, I only brought a little money to go, if I win, I will win, if I lose, it means that I will carry it that day, and it is not appropriate to continue gambling. Hey, now that I think about it, it was the most gloomy day of my life. ”
"I entered the gambling house, and I lost all the money I brought in after only a few rounds, and the old ghost who put the money on the money still wants to deceive me into borrowing usury, can I borrow it? Everything I borrowed is bankrupt, am I so stupid? Naturally, I wouldn't borrow it, and he was still pulling the ....... ”
Will there be a destiny on the part of a loan shark? 99% don't: "Get to the point!" ”
"Oh, I didn't borrow any money, left the gambling house, and went home." As soon as I got home, I saw my mother-in-law walking around the corner of the street, and I didn't care at the time, thinking that she might have gone to someone's house to borrow food. Hmph, if you can't borrow vegetables, you won't have three dishes and one soup for dinner, see if I don't clean her up! If this mother-in-law doesn't open the roof for three days, she owes ......"
"TMD, I think you owe it to you!" scolded unpleasantly, and wanted to give the other party a kick, such a scumbag is also worthy of being his own cave king?
Huang Lu, who shrank his head and became a tiger without claws, smiled awkwardly and said: "Oh, when I entered the house, I saw that the house was turned into a mess, and all the valuable things and mother-in-law's clothes were gone." This, this woman dares to run! I'll chase it when I go out! ”
"When I chased to the entrance of the village, I saw my mother-in-law, and there was a man next to the mother-in-law, that was the merchant, his mother-in-law, who dared to kidnap my mother-in-law, and my mother-in-law dared to run away with the man. Master, you are a man, you should be able to understand, this thing is unbearable even for a man. ”
"I'm going to chase after me, let me chase it, I have to kill this dog man and woman. Hmph, my mother-in-law can't run fast, she runs and stops, although she ran a few hundred meters earlier than me, she still chased me outside Yizhuang. I had such a temper tantrum that I picked up a rock on the ground, and I was going to clean up these two dogs and men. ”
"Phew!" Huang Lu spat and spitted: "My mother-in-law is also blind, and she actually fell in love with a bad seed, and the merchant saw me trying hard with stones, so he knelt on the ground and kowtowed and begged for mercy." ”
It sounds, and there is still no clue to the destiny: "And then, how did you die?" ”
Hearing this, Huang Luzhen blushed: "That, that was an accident......
"Less nonsense, talk fast!"
"The merchant walked through the streets, and he still had some muscles in his body, and I thought of paralyzing him, so I put down the stone and approached him, thinking that when I got close to him, I would kill him with another stone. My mother-in-law suddenly shouted, what is in the sky? ”
"I looked up and saw a white mass of stuff sticking straight to my right eye."
"What a fucking bad luck, it's a piece of bird shit!"