The winter vacation passed in a flash, and when there was only one last day of vacation, Chen Mo also came to the school in advance.

He found an agent to rent a luxurious two-bedroom apartment, near the sea, which belongs to a high-end community, and the people who come and go are above the middle class.

After decorating the room a little and getting some simple furniture, Chen Mo hurriedly started his live broadcast.

As soon as it was broadcast, millions of sailors squeezed into Chen Mo's live broadcast room at the same time, swiping the screen!

"Hang the king! I miss you!! ”

"You dead ghost, you haven't been on the air for so long! Is there someone out there? ”

"Happy New Year, King Hang!"

"In the past few days of the New Year, Tianmei has a recharge activity every day, and it is a desperate skin, and Lao Tzu's wallet is about to be squeezed dry!"

Chen Mo didn't broadcast live for half a month, and he felt quite guilty, so he said: "Everyone, don't say anything, first draw 100 sets of New Year's skins, and then 100 new skins for Zhuang Zhou."

Play the game later, die once, and get a set of New Year's skins! ”

"Damn!! Tyrants!! ”

"Pump me!! Please pump me hard!! ”

"Dead ghost, for your rich face, I forgive you! Take your pants off! I'll kneel and lick you! ”

"The first local tyrant anchor in the Glory of Kings area is about to be born!"

"Others say that the lottery is about winning or losing, but only the king is about the head lottery!"

Because of the lottery, the atmosphere was extremely warm, and Chen Mo's lack of live broadcast for half a month was completely forgotten.

"Ahem, it's been a long time since I've broadcast the news of undisciplined conduct, and I've collected some materials for the New Year recently, and I'll miss it for everyone!

Again, this is true news! Well, I'm coming! ”

"1. The man's lower body was wrenched for 17 hours, and finally the dentist relieved him."

"Poofha......"

"How small is this man's Tintin?"

"That...... How do dentists get out of the way? Is it open to the mouth? ”

"Upstairs, you've got a little bigger brain!"

The first news, the water friends in the live broadcast room laughed and peed.

"2. The man's online dating 'beauty' transferred 400,000 yuan, and after learning that the other party was a man, he transferred it to one million!"

"Damn?! This brain circuit! ”

", you've won!"

"Regardless of your men and women, you have already paid for it, so you have to let Lao Tzu go! Is that what it means? ”

"That scammer received so much money, I don't know if he will walk at night for fear of being ...... by **"

"3. The man hid the drug in his butt to hide from the police, because he was too nervous and farted to be fully exposed."

"This ......"

"Because of a fart, a cool song is about to sound."

"Are you sure it's true news? Not a joke? ”

"4. The man strayed into a pyramid scheme den and was kicked out because of too much food."

"Fat man's victory!"

"Foodies are invincible!!"

"Hahahaha!!"

"I see who will dare to say that the amount of food is useless in the future!"

"5. The two thieves shared the spoils under the camera in order to be fair, and the surveillance video became ironclad evidence of the crime.

6. The man watched the fire in the residential building and gloated, but found that it was his own home that was baked.

……

16. The woman finally gave up after 14 years of taking the driver's license test! The principal of the driving school invited her to dinner: great!

17. The drug (harmony) dealer has poor eyesight, and was deceived by the other party with dark coins during the transaction, and called the police in a fit of anger!

18. The man was illegally detained for guaranteeing a friend: the creditor was left in the woods to feed the mosquitoes.

19. The woman jumped into the river because of emotional frustration and was rescued because she was too fat.

20. The new man forgot his wife in the service area, and his wife didn't have her husband's mobile phone number!

……

Okay, this is the undisciplined news I've collected for the past few months, and it's all poured out in one go today, it's all real news! ”

The undisciplined news collected in the whole three months was broadcast in ten minutes, and the plan of this program to be a long-term live broadcast program has been passed by Chen Mo!

It's too much work, and the time for live streaming is too short!

After drinking two sips a little, Chen Mo continued: "For the Chinese New Year, everyone must have eaten dumplings.

The so-called delicious dumplings, fun but sister-in-law, eating dumplings made by sister-in-law, playing with sister-in-law making dumplings.

Is there anything more enjoyable than this? ”

"It's not as good as tomatoes, it's not as fun as a female colleague, eating tomatoes from a female colleague, playing with a female colleague buying tomatoes."

"It's not as good as a latte, it's not as fun as my cousin, drinking the latte my cousin bought, playing with my cousin who buys a latte."

"It's not as delicious as seashells, but it's fun as my cousin, eating the seashells my cousin bought, and playing with my cousin who bought seashells."

"It's not good to drink strong wine, it's fun to be a water friend, drink the strong wine bought by the water friend, and play the water friend who drinks strong wine."

"It's not good to drink Sprite, it's not fun to be cousin, drink the Sprite that my cousin bought, and play with my cousin who buys Sprite."

"It's delicious but bamboo shoots, it's fun but my cousin, eating the bamboo shoots dug by my cousin, playing with my cousin digging bamboo shoots, my cousin praises me for being accurate, I praise my cousin for sitting firmly."

"My sister-in-law is fun, and my cousin is so funny that her legs are hard to break!"

……

Chen Mo didn't expect that a casual sentence he posted would lead to so many sailors with chapters.

He couldn't help but sigh with a smile: "Since ancient times, the barrage has produced talents, and the yellow sentences of the commotion are open, if you were not born in this era, you will definitely be able to return to the Tang Dynasty to abuse Li Bai!"

Old irons, it's awesome!! ”

"One more little dirt! My wife went back to her parents' house, and I was about to go to bed at night, when my wife sent a text message: "Husband, do you miss me?" ”

Me: "Yes, the thief thinks!" ”

After a while, my wife sent a sexy photo of long legs and said, "While my sister was asleep, I secretly took a picture of her thighs, you can quickly fall asleep!" Don't steal food outside! ”

Me: "......"

”

"Actually, it's your wife who is asleep, and it's her sister who is playing with her phone."

"Is such a sister-in-law issued by the state in a unified manner? Wait online, hurry! ”

"You look at the little sister-in-law beside the bed, and fall into deep thought."

"Such a good daughter-in-law, why don't you share it!"

The time was almost up, Chen Mo thought for a while: "Recently, the Cyberspace Administration of China has cracked down on pornography and illegal activities, let's not talk about so many small dirty sections, let's pass on positive energy."

I will share with you the truths I learned while chatting with my friends today:

To sum it up: don't spontaneously apologize for making someone unhappy about a decision you made for yourself that doesn't have a stake in anyone else.

For example, if you wear red clothes today, others think it doesn't look good, and you don't need to feel sorry.

For example, if you want to get married a few years later or not, and others feel strange and point fingers at you, you don't need to feel sorry.

For example, if you say "this dead flying is so handsome", some people think that you are unlucky to say dead words, and you don't need to feel sorry for your verbal criticism.

Your existence is not responsible for making others happy, you should be responsible for making yourself happy. ”

(End of chapter)