Dongdong stood in front of the dazzling schoolbag rack with a bewildered expression on her face, and three friends in the community brought her to buy a schoolbag, but the little guy didn't know what to buy, and she didn't know how to buy it at all.

Of course, the three friends are Fang Lin, Li Wei, and Liu Zhenzhen, the 'axis of evil' in the bear child world in this area, they became Dongdong's guards under the order of the 'Bear King', of course~ Even if there is no Yin Wensu's order, they will also protect Dongdong from being bullied by their peers for their own reasons, especially Liu Zhenzhen...... is obviously a primary school student, but he dares to fight with junior high school.

In fact, Ning Yi prepared a schoolbag for Dong Dong in advance, which was the army green canvas shoulder bag he had used before, but after taking out this bag like a spy offering treasure, he suffered from Yin Wensu's eyes, and the bear child disdained to look at this poor sour adult again, he took out a credit card from his pocket and stuffed it to Dong Dong, and Ning Yi almost knelt down in one sentence.

"You can swipe this card casually, and there is no password on it."

However, Yin Wensu didn't last long, and came back empty-handed after swaying outside - she wouldn't swipe her card.

Of course, this is not an intractable problem, King Bear called the community trio who were about to face the hell of school on the phone, and asked them to take Dongdong to buy the school supplies needed for the start of school, after learning that Dongdong was going to school and was in the same school as him, the trio was very happy, but before they could do so, they still needed to solve a small problem...... To be exact, only Liu Zhenzhen has a problem.

This guy forgot about his holiday homework because he was too crazy during the holidays, and now he is preparing to fight his homework at night before school starts.

Yin Wensu said very generously that you accompany Dongdong to go out to do errands, and I will help you with the homework or something, this reply made Liu Zhenzhen overjoyed and almost didn't shout thank you Lord Longen, but what he didn't know was that Yin Wensu turned over and threw the homework to Youshi.

“…… What is this? Yoush asked very confused with his summer homework.

"Earthlings' holiday homework, the product of exam-oriented education, you can just write it casually with a critical eye."

Yin Wensu is worthy of the name of the bear king, and letting aliens do the elementary school homework of the earthlings is still a critical point of view, and Comrade Xiao Liu is dead.

"Of course it's good to buy a big bag! It can hold a lot of things, and it has to be big and strong. ”

This was Ning Yi's advice to the little guy before leaving, but the agent's suggestion was quickly complained about by Yin Wensu.

"Knock knock this is going to school, do you suggest she carry a hiking bag? The schoolbag is still cute, and you can think it looks good. ”

"I don't think you need to go out to buy this kind of thing, do you? Give me some sturdy material, how about I sew one for Dongdong? ”

At Reimu's time, children were carrying school bags on their backs, so she thought it would be enough to sew a school bag for the little one.

Don't be confused about where she learned her tailoring skills, do you think Reimu has the spare money to buy new clothes? People are forced out.

Ms. Reimu has probably never seen the horror of modern exam-oriented education, in the past, a few books were enough to go to school, and only students who traveled around would carry heavy book baskets, but now if they still use book bags, then the school will probably be renamed the Beggar Gang Helmsman, because it looks like it is full of six bags of elders, seven bags of elders, and eight bags of elders, and the principal is the chief helmsman.

In the end, Liu Zhenzhen, who still lost patience, chose the schoolbag for Dongdong, which was printed with a pink Hello Kitty for the ......

"I see that many girls in our class carry this kind of schoolbag, which should be very popular with girls, and Dongdong should like it."

How so? The little guy doesn't have any other feelings than that he thinks the kitten drawn above is cute.

Is there any necessary connection between the pattern on the bag and the purpose of the bag? This is another dongdong-style unsolved mystery.

"Excellent! The next step is to go shopping for stationery. Do you prefer to use a fountain pen or a ballpoint pen? ”

Levi asked, holding the pre-written purchase form, and then he was stunned to find Dong Dong walking straight to the shelves of calligraphy supplies.

At that time, the Japanese had not yet figured out their own writing, so the intellectuals at that time were basically learning Xiaokai, and this experience was unfortunately inherited by Dongdong, so the little guy still thinks that the printing style on the book is written with a brush.

The words written with a fountain pen are blue, the words written with a ballpoint pen are also blue, the words written with crayons and watercolors are colorful, only the writing with a brush is black, and the words on the book are also black, so the words on the book are written with a brush - impeccable logic!

The community trio, you look at me, I look at you, they don't know how to tell Dongdong that there's a thing in the world called a printer......

This wasn't the only problem they faced, and the little guy went straight to the A4 paper when it came time to buy the exercise book.

'Three-line grid? Tian Zi grid? Small records? Medium record? Big record? Calculation book? Text? What's that? 'Knock knock.

Writing is writing, so why do you have to write in a grid? Doesn't that seem awkward? Strange rules of the school?

This is an educational blind spot, right? Both Colonel Chu and Yin Wensu have always taught directly on blank paper......

After a trip, Dongdong learned a lot of things, and the happy expression went down from his face, but as the three boys who accompanied him, they were already extremely tired, after all, this was the first time they faced Dongdong's logic, and the pressure was too great.

The place that Ning Yi found for Dongdong was not a famous school, and the children in these districts basically went to school there, so the spies also sent Dongdong there, Tianjin Feng Primary School - the name of the school has nothing to do with the name of the municipality directly under the central government, but the meaning of 'the wind blowing from the sky', although it is only a primary school, it is also an old school with a long history, and even the founder of the school is not from his country.

"This semester, a new classmate has transferred to our class, hurry up and come in and get to know everyone."

In the call of the homeroom teacher, Dong Dong came to the podium a little nervously, and more than forty pairs of eyes below were looking at her with curious eyes, although Dong Dong did not feel malice, but still a little uncomfortable, she took out a piece of paper after taking a deep breath.

"My name is Chu Dongdong, Shuangmu Chu, Ding Dong Dong, I am twelve years old this year, and I am very happy to be a classmate with you."

This paper is specially prepared by the family who are worried that the little guy will be nervous when he comes to the stage to introduce, and after reading the first paragraph of Dong Dong, the children under the podium gave friendly applause under the leadership of the class leader, and the cute Dong Dong is very pleasing.

The applause made the little one very happy, but she hadn't finished introducing herself, so she took a deep breath again.

"Dong Dong is very powerful, there is a whole continent of people who regard Dong Dong as a faith, as long as Dong Dong gives an order, the believers over there can pull out a holy war legion of hundreds of thousands of people, the above content in parentheses is written by the stupid Yoush, all the parentheses are invalidated......"

Hmm~ It's amazing that I actually know the bracket...... Wrong! That's not what you need to care about now, is it?

The applause stopped abruptly, the head teacher opened his mouth wide, and the students under the podium also had long mouths, and Dong Dong was still reading the introduction on it.

"You guys who are going to bully Dongdong have listened to me. If I want to let me know that Dongdong is being bullied at school, I'll take that little bastard who bullied Dongdong and feed it to the monsters! Brackets Yoush is stupid, you are also stupid, can this thing be pronounced brackets"

After reading the first piece of paper, Dong Dong took out the second piece of paper and continued to read under the blank gaze of his classmates and teacher.

"My name is Chu Dongdong, Shuangmu Chu, Ding Dong Dong, I am twelve years old this year, and I am very happy to be a classmate with you."

"I haven't really gone to school before, a lot of things are taught by my brother at home, all the foundation is not good, I hope I can get everyone's help, I hope to be friends with everyone, and live a harmonious and friendly life in primary school, thank you."

The situation is already clear, Dong Dong took the draft and the text to the podium, and what is even more tragic is ...... She read the draft first.

Because part of the content was written by Hakuri Reimu, Dongdong completely ignored the inappropriateness of it, and even felt that after reading this self-introduction, she would definitely get a lot of friends, but in fact...... She may never have friends again.

Knock was placed at the back of the room, where only bad students usually sit.

The first class was a math class, and the math teacher, who didn't know what was happening in the morning, was very confused when he saw that the newly transferred students were thrown into the last row of the abandonment management, so he asked Dongdong by name in class.

"That...... Chu Dongdong, please do the questions on the blackboard, and the other students will do it below. ”

As he spoke, the teacher raised his arm and waited for Dong Dong to come up to the podium and take the chalk from his hand to do the question, but he waited for twenty seconds.

The little guy just sat stupidly and stared up at the blackboard, completely ignoring the embarrassed teacher.

"Chu Dongdong!"

The confused and embarrassed teacher couldn't help but raise his voice, but Dong Dong replied loudly.

"Seventy-Nine, Fifty-Eight, Eighty-Three"

On the blackboard is a ternary quadratic equation, which is a challenging question for elementary school students, and Dong Dong directly gives the correct answer.

"That...... Chu Dongdong, the questions on the blackboard need to be written on the blackboard. ”

The little guy suddenly realized, she walked up to the podium, took the chalk, and wrote the answer directly under the pleased gaze of the math teacher.

Students at the time recalled that their math teacher stared at Dong Dong for a full minute.

"Classmate Chu Dongdong, it's not enough to do this, you have to write down the process and the result."

The little guy showed a look of sudden realization again, and then neatly added four Chinese characters after the number 'process result'.

The students in the audience laughed, and some even fell off their chairs laughing, and Dong Dong, who didn't know why, also showed a silly smile, but she was greeted by the mad roar of the math teacher.

"Chu Dongdong! Please go to the hallway and stand for punishment! Right now! Immediately! Right away! ”

Today's Tianjin Feng Primary School is more than this joke, in the higher grades, Liu Zhen wanted to cry and stood in the corridor with his summer vacation homework without tears, and now he just wants to go back and fight with Yin Wensu.

Yoush helped him with his holiday homework very seriously, but ...... I'm afraid that no one on Earth will recognize the alien text.

Maybe this holiday homework can sell for a good price in Area 51, but stupid earthlings don't understand the value!

Dong Dong was called a parent, and ...... that night Everyone in the Ning Yi family, except for Dong Dong, got together and began to discuss this... Disaster.

"What did the headmaster say?"

Yin Wensu asked Ning Yi.

"The principal's suggestion was very tactful, and he suggested that Dongdong go back to preschool for the first year."

"Why? I think the amount of knowledge that Dongdong has now, especially in mathematics, is definitely at the high school level. ”

Youshi was very surprised, thinking that the earthlings were a bit unreasonable, and he had watched Yin Wensu's basic education for Dongdong, so he could say ...... The foundation of the little one is really good.

"Because preschool has a general knowledge class."

Ning Yi's expression was indescribably sad.

Repeat a grade on the first day of school...... No, it's not a matter of repeating a grade anymore.

On the first day of elementary school, I was directly persuaded to return to kindergarten, which is simply sensational~

"Knock Knock has worked hard. Why don't you let her go to a Western school again, and find a school to send her in? ”

As a mother, Hakuri Reimu is naturally partial to her daughter, and this girl is completely the head of the old society, and she is a school in the fantasy township? It's a nice bad joke.

"Where can I find a private school now?" Simply...... Let's go to kindergarten. ”

What the little guy lacks is not knowledge but common sense, she can only rely on Mao Yu's logic to understand the things and people around her, and most of the logic and thinking of human beings are established by growing up in the crowd the day after tomorrow.

The little guy lacks these, her short life can be called magnificent, and the troubles of stubble after stubble make Dongdong have no chance to establish her own worldview in peace, although she has grown a little, but that is not enough.

The establishment of common sense takes several years or even more than ten years of precipitation, and everything in the world is too magical in Dongdong's eyes.

"Hello? Really want to send Dongdong to kindergarten? ”

"It's not impossible, is it? Anyway, she was born so small, and there was no sense of disobedience when she threw it into the kindergarten children. ”

"Then you might as well send Dongdong to the world of the Age of Empires. Anyway, she can get an elite education there......"

"Educated in the elite of the 16th century?"

"It's better to ...... How about letting Dongdong make her own choices? ”

"But wouldn't that hurt her self-confidence?"

"This kind of thing is still Dongdong's own thoughts, and it's ......"

Yin Wensu glanced at the people around him with a smile and said.

"The little one was scolded and laughed at at school, but did you notice her look of loss?"

Everyone was silent.

"So, as long as Knock Dong feels acceptable."