Chapter 144: A Song of Anxiety, Teach You to Be a Man!
"Disciples, don't let the goblins escape!"
Tang Seng shouted.
Take advantage of her illness and kill her!
The scorpion has just been delivered, and it belongs to the confinement period, and once it regains its strength, it is difficult to kill.
In the face of the extremely vicious Tang Seng, the scorpion spirit chose to hide and avoid its edge!
"I want to run, but there is no door!"
Swish!
Wukong flicked the golden hoop stick, blocked in front of the scorpion spirit, and turned his head to call, "Master, catch it!" ”
"Goku, you're amazing!"
Tang Seng was very happy, and thought that Wukong had caught it, but it turned out that he was just blocking the way.
"Tang Sanzang, don't deceive people too much!"
The scorpion spirit glared angrily and said coldly.
"What's wrong with bullying you, you have the ability to beat me!"
Tang Seng looked like a scoundrel.
"Master, deceive (ride) her, or let me come to the old pig!"
Bajie saw that she was still a beauty, and she drooled.
"Bajie, you have improved, help the master take her down!"
Tang Seng was very satisfied, it was rare for Bajie to take the initiative once.
"Yes, master!"
Bajie dragged the target and walked towards the scorpion spirit, "Little beauty, I want to get rid of your pig grandfather, I promise to help say good things and spare your life!" ”
"Bajie, don't talk to her, do it quickly!"
Tang Seng shouted.
"Ahh
Suddenly, Bajie heard a miserable scream, and when she got started, she was stung by the scorpion essence with her tail, and her tail was in the shape of a barb, which was highly poisonous.
Bajie rolled on the ground in pain, as if he had killed a pig, screaming!
"Don't scream, it's ugly!"
The scorpion spirit scolded angrily.
"Bajie, my grandson will help you take revenge!"
"Brother Monkey, help me kill her, it's so hateful!"
Bajie scolded and scolded, very angry.
"Eat my grandson!"
Goku is very smart, hits with a stick, has no physical contact, and is not afraid of being stung by a scorpion.
Bang bang bang!
Wukong's stick is very good-looking, and the scorpion spirit that hits retreats again and again.
Suddenly, the scorpion spirit took out a lute from his body and took a few steps backwards!
"Oh no, this is a big move!"
The scorpion essence itself has average kung fu, her pipa is very powerful, and the music she plays can make people lose their minds.
"Goblin, watch the fight!"
Wukong didn't care, and raised the stick and smashed it.
Boom!
The scorpion spirit played the lute, and beautiful notes came out.
"Huh?"
Wukong rushed halfway and stopped suddenly, as if he had been filled with lead, and he was struggling!
Splitting headaches!
"Ah, my head hurts."
With the bang of the golden hoop stick, it fell to the ground and completely lost its combat effectiveness.
"Brother Monkey!"
Bajie lay on the ground, shouted in distress, and struggled to get up, "My old pig fought with you!" ”
"No!"
Tang Seng wanted to stop it, but it was too late.
Buzz Buzz......
The scorpion spirit sneered and played the lute again!
The note with magic made Bajie only take two steps before falling to the ground.
"Wukong, don't fall in love with war, you go to the sky to move the rescuers!"
Tang Seng reminded.
"Well, master, you steady, my grandson is gone!"
Goku soars into the air and disappears into the sky.
"Haha, it's really affectionate and righteous!"
When the scorpion saw Goku running away, he was very proud, as if he had won a big battle.
Whoa!
Bajie was poisoned by a scorpion just now, and now it is slowly spreading all over his body, and the pain is incomparable.
"Dead pig demon, don't scream, it's annoying to hear!"
The scorpion spirit frowned.
Bajie is uncomfortable with pain, how can he take care of others, screaming at the top of his throat!
"It hurts so much......"
The scorpion spirit covered his ears with his hands and muttered something in his mouth.
Tang Seng is a level 95 plastic strength, his ears are amazing, he stares at the scorpion essence curiously, and the pig screams to restrain the scorpion essence?
Tang Seng quickly shook his head, in the original book, the Pleiades star official brought a big rooster, crowed a few times, and the scorpion spirit died violently.
It stands to reason that it should be the rooster crow that restrains the scorpion essence, not the pig crow!
Moreover, that big rooster is a god chicken, and the sound it makes is far inferior to that of ordinary chickens.
"Dead pig demon, if you call again, I'll kill you now!"
The scorpion spirit covered his ears and said in pain.
"Bajie, shout louder again!"
Tang Seng seemed to see some doorways, and the scorpion spirit hated ugly sounds.
"Master, it hurts, you see it's all stung!"
Bajie complained to Tang Seng.
"Oh, master, take a look."
Tang Seng took Bajie's arm and pinched it violently, Bajie's scream of pain became louder, and it shook people's eardrums!
"It's so uncomfortable, damn it!"
The scorpion spirit had an ugly face, and he couldn't even pick up the lute, and he was dangling in place, looking like he was about to fall.
"Master, it hurts, what are you doing!"
Bajie complained, how did the master beat people for no reason.
"I was careless just now!"
"What's not careful, it's obviously a heart, it hurts my old pig to death!"
Bajie's crying voice slowly became smaller.
The scorpion spirit immediately became energetic and angrily reprimanded: "Tonight, both of you will die!" ”
"Bajie, howl!"
"What's howling?"
Bajie didn't understand.
Boom!
Tang Seng picked up the Zen staff and smashed it on the place where Bajie was poisoned, and black water gushed out of the wound.
Whoa!
"Master, it's going to hurt to death!"
Bajie cried again, making a powerful noise, and even the birds within a radius of ten miles were so frightened that they flapped their wings and fled.
"That's exactly what happened!"
Tang Seng thought to himself, "As long as there is a strong noise, it will be difficult to exert one percent of the strength of the scorpion essence!" ”
The biggest weakness of the scorpion essence is that it cannot resist strong noise.
What's loud about it?
Tang Seng pondered, and it was very maddening to hear it!
As a traverser, his thinking is very active, and Tang Seng's eyes suddenly lit up: "Yes, teach Bajie to sing!" ”
In the society of the 21st century, there is a divine comedy of Teacher Gong Linna, and every time Tang Seng thinks of that voice, he has an urge to commit suicide.
"Bajie, teach you a song "Nervousness" for the teacher!"
Tang Seng was very excited.
"Master, my old pig is in pain and doesn't want to sing!"
Bajie had a depressed face, he was beaten by the master just now, and he felt half-dead.
"This song can subdue the scorpion spirit!"
"Oh."
Bajie didn't have much enthusiasm, and responded lightly.
"As long as you learn this song and confess to the girl in the future, success is guaranteed!"
Tang Seng hurriedly said, "Like Gao Cuilan, Chang'e and the like, as long as you sing, they will fall in love with you every minute!" ”
"Really?"
Bajie Gollum got up from the ground, "Master, teach me quickly, my old pig wants to learn to sing!" ”
Sure enough, it's still a woman.
"Come on, that's how it is sung!"
Tang Seng pulled his throat and desperately recalled the tune of "Worried" and expressed it to Bajie.
"What kind of lyrics is this, it's not good at all, it's like a ghost!"
Bajie looked unconvinced, "Master, this song is so good to confess?" ”
"Yes, this is the girl's mouthful!"
Tang Seng nodded firmly.
"Okay, then I'll sing it again!"
Bajie coughed dryly twice, brewed a little, and then sang:
"Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh......h
As long as you listen to this song, you can't help but think of a chicken that is about to lay eggs, but can't find the chicken nest, the pain, helplessness, contradictions, and tangled feelings of egg pain.
As soon as I started singing, the scorpion spirit reacted!
"Ah!!h
The scorpion spirit squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, his hands were crazy, his expression was painful, and he shouted in his mouth, "Don't scream, please, Grandpa Pig, please stop singing!" ”
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