Chapter 116: I will sit as a teacher. Platform!
Ahh
The white dragon horse has been sneezing for more than ten minutes in a row, and it is very uncomfortable.
"Second Senior Brother, please, don't let me smell the pepper!"
The white dragon horse is so pitiful.
Now he finally knew why the master had brought him to the palace and arranged a chair for him to sit on.
It turned out to be tied to a chair and not allowed to move!
"My master is the worst master in the world!"
The white dragon horse almost cried.
Looking at Xiaobai's painful appearance, Bajie couldn't bear it: "Okay, I won't smell the pepper for you." β
"Thank you, Second Senior Brother!"
Bailongma is grateful, he didn't feel much before, but now he finds that Bajie's character is still good.
Ouch!
Bajie screamed in pain and plucked a pig hair from his body.
"Come on, Xiaobai, let's play this!"
"Second Senior Brother, what are you going to do?"
Xiaobai asked in horror.
Ahh
Ahh
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Bajie used pig hair to tickle the nostrils of the white dragon horse, and Xiaobai sneezed again.
"Second Senior Brother, you!"
"It's hard to disobey the master's order, he can't say it, and he won't stop sneezing!"
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Xiaobai felt that the whole world was loveless, with a loveless expression, Ge You was lying on the chair!
Whoa!
The heavy rain continued.
In order to create a better effect, Tang Seng's thunder and lightning technique finally came in handy!
With a wave of his hand, several thunderbolts slashed down.
Click, click......
Accompanied by lightning, the visual impact is extremely strong.
"Holy monk, that's enough, stop the rain!"
The old king said happily.
"Rain harvest!"
Tang Seng shouted to the sky.
The eight precepts under the rain prayer platform also stopped ruining the little white dragon.
In an instant, the rain stopped.
The moist and fresh air after the rain makes people feel refreshed!
"Holy monk, what a master!"
The old king immediately treated Tang Seng as a guest.
"Your Majesty, they cheat!"
The Tiger Country Master stood up angrily.
"How to cheat?"
The old king asked in annoyance, the facts were in front of him, and it was clear that people had succeeded in asking for rain.
"Hmph, when I prayed for rain, it happened that the rain god was not at home, and when Monk Tang prayed for rain, the rain god came back and saw the rain signal I sent, so it rained!"
The tiger demon is very good at sophistry.
"Sounds like it makes sense!"
The old king looked at Tang Seng.
"Not convinced?"
Tang Seng looked at the other party, "Then let's compare again, so that you can lose convincingly!" β
"Okay, that's what you said!"
"That's what I Tang Sanzang said, I can't hide it, in my eyes, you are all experience!"
"Less nonsense, let's go more than zazen!"
βNo problemοΌβ
Tang Seng snapped his fingers and responded quickly.
"Let me come this time!"
Hu Guoshi lost face just now, and this time he wants to get back on the field.
There are two Zen platforms in the palace, more than 20 meters high, whoever can't bear the physical strength first, and who loses if they fall.
"Master, can you?"
Wukong is not at ease, afraid that the other party will play tricks.
"It's up to you!"
Tang Seng hinted madly, meaning: Disciples, when I go to the meditation platform, you must get the other party down!
"Master rest assured, hand it over to my grandson!"
Wukong meeting, hey hey smile.
"Please two of you on the meditation platform!"
The eunuch announced the start of the game.
The more than 20-meter-high Zen platform, with steps next to it, Tang Seng is ready to walk up.
"Haha, Monk Tang actually walked away!"
The deer and sheep teachers in the audience immediately mocked.
Their eldest brother, the Tiger National Teacher, was different, stepping on the spot with both feet, and with a bang, as if a spring had been installed, he flew towards the Zen platform.
The action is gorgeous, and the flight is beautiful!
Like an immortal!
The corners of the Tiger Country's mouth rose, and he looked at Tang Seng with pitiful eyes, climbing the stairs, haha, it was almost a low!
Just as the Tiger Country Master was about to fly up to the meditation platform, suddenly a stone hit him in the stomach.
Yes!
With a scream, the Tiger Nation Master fell heavily to the ground and fell out of a pit.
"Who is it, which son of a bitch beat me?"
The Tiger National Master scolded.
"Why are you doing all the bells and whistles, it's useless!"
Tang Seng smiled faintly and came to the Zen platform.
Wukong snickered, let you laugh at my master!
Soon, the two ascended to their respective platforms.
After the rain, the temperature of thirty or forty degrees is restored, and people can't help but sweat.
The hotter it gets, the more it can test who is good at zazen!
Just when everyone was anxiously waiting for the results.
Tang Seng didn't know where to go, took out a sun umbrella, opened it with a bang, and installed it on the Zen platform!
Look around him again, reclining chairs, pu fans, watermelons, elixirs and so on.
"Is this a zazen or a vacation?"
Everyone was stunned.
"He's cheating!"
The two national teachers in the audience complained about the eldest brother.
"What kind of cheating, didn't you say it just now, as long as it doesn't fall!"
Goku defended his master.
Hu Guoshi looked at Tang Seng on the Zen platform, his lungs almost exploded, he was in a groove, he was so good at enjoying it, right?
"It's okay, as long as it is stable, my two younger brothers will definitely find a way to get Tang Seng off the Zen platform!"
The tiger demon comforted himself in his heart.
Sure enough, in order to let Tang Seng fall, Lu Guoshi and Yang Guoshi found a lot of mosquitoes to bite Tang Seng.
Buzz Buzz......
A swarm of mosquitoes screamed in Tang Seng's ears.
"Are you annoyed?"
Tang Seng slapped one to death.
"Ding, congratulations master, gain experience +1!"
"Hey, experience!"
Tang Seng is happy, he is idle anyway, it is better to fight a few mosquitoes to earn experience.
Bang Bang Bang ......
Tang Seng has 73 levels of plastic strength, and his movements are much faster than ordinary people, and he can eliminate all mosquitoes in a few strokes.
In total, I got more than 200 experiences.
"It would be nice to have more experience."
Tang Seng was thinking about it, when he suddenly found a group of poisonous ants climbing up along the stone wall.
This poisonous ant is the size of an egg, and its whole body is red, and it looks like a highly poisonous ant at first glance!
"Haha, this time Tang Seng is finished!"
The deer and sheep teachers in the audience sneered.
With so many poisonous ants, as long as you bite it, you will not die but also be seriously injured.
Soon, the next scene stunned them!
Bang bang bang......
Tang Seng held a Zen staff and smashed it towards the poisonous ants.
Poisonous ants climb up and kill one!
"Why is this called a monk?"
Lu Guoshi and Yang Guoshi stared at the stage in shock.
They also rubbed their eyes, thinking that they had seen it wrong, Tang Seng smashed the poisonous ants flat, and with an excited face, they were frantically looking for the next one!
They had doubts about the definition of a monk.
"Ding, congratulations to the master, gain experience +5!"
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"Yes, ants have more experience than mosquitoes!"
Tang Seng was very happy, he didn't expect to try zazen and earn experience.
Airplanes......
Another mosquito!
Tang Seng was quick with his eyes, snapped, and grabbed it with his hand.
I was just about to pinch it to death, but I found it as hard as a small stone.
"Master, master, it's me!"
Suddenly, the little mosquito spoke, and it turned out to be Wukong.
"Good boy, what did you do badly, the teacher almost killed you!"
"Master, did the other party use a trick?"
"Well, fortunately, it was perfectly resolved by the teacher!"
"Master, I'm going to deal with that tiger demon."
"How to deal with it?"
Tang Seng asked curiously.
"Well, I didn't think about it."
"There is a plan for the teacher!"
Tang Seng stared at the Tiger Country Master on the Zen platform not far away, and said evilly, "Wukong, you find an eel to put in his clothes and pants, that thing loves to drill holes!" β
"Good idea, I'm sure I'll get into his nostrils then!"
Simple Wukong, right away.
Tang Seng shook his head and said in his heart: "Wukong, you are still too young!" β