After Luo Yu finished buying his food today, he walked straight along the side of the Sifang Bridge road, and after walking down and turning a few streets, Luo Yu rented an apartment.

Luo Yu took out a fragrant bun from the bag very leisurely, took a bite, and suddenly, a fragrance filled the entire mouth, that kind of delicacy is simply rare in the world, and the bright smile on the face of the country and the city seems to be able to melt the hearts of all living beings.

Luo Yu felt that his languishing soul had been revived by this mouthful of buns, and he felt that his stomach was no longer protesting, and his body had regained his strength, and he was full of energy.

"It's even better than a certain master's glowing cuisine, ah, there is wood!"

And in fact, it's Luo Yu... Stupid to be starved.

People can eat anything when they're at their hungriest, except for those... Therefore, the first food you touch when you are most hungry no matter how delicious it is, after eating it, your heart will feel more good about this food, even if it is a wild vegetable...!

So there's no such thing as a good thing to eat better than glowing cuisine!

Although Luo Yu has never eaten glowing food...

Luo Yu ate and enjoyed the scenery on the roadside along the way, but... The scenery isn't so good...

Especially the couple riding a bicycle openly sprinkled dog food in broad daylight!

"It's just unbearable for uncles and aunts."

Luo Yu's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Do you want to do it yourself? Demolished the couple who openly sprinkled dog food in broad daylight. ”

But he didn't wait for Luo Yu to make a move.

It seems that God can't stand this couple who openly sprinkle dog food, so a happy situation happened.

When a large truck passed by the couple, the exhaust pipe suddenly malfunctioned, and suddenly, a large handful of black smoke came out from behind the butt of the car...

And the couple next to the big truck suddenly suffered, and the two of them were directly swallowed by the black smoke...

When the black smoke gradually disappeared, their couple directly became a pair of African refugees...

When Luo Yu saw this scene, he immediately laughed happily.

"Look, it's been retributed, there is reincarnation in the way of heaven, and the heavens forgive whom. This is the consequence of blatantly sprinkling dog food in broad daylight! Hahaha, comfortable! ”

It's just that Luo Yu is laughing happily.

Suddenly, he heard a slamming car crash, which frightened Luo Yu's palms tremble, and the bun that was bitten twice almost fell down.

But fortunately, Luo Yu reacted quickly, and it took 0.01 seconds to directly fish the bun back from the air.

"It's okay, it's okay, the buns haven't dropped, and I don't know if I can find that kind of day-to-day hourly worker, so the food is myself. All the rations before you find a job! ”

"It's really miserable!"

At this moment, Luo Yu heard the noise and shouting of a crowd under the bridge.

Luo Yu's ears moved slightly, and with his extraordinary hearing, he heard what those people were saying from 300 meters away from him.

"Damn, don't you have long eyes? At such a slow speed, you can rear-end me, you are such a fucking talent! ”

And the man who chased the tail was silent and didn't say a word,

He is at a loss, what can he say? But she seemed to have some big move on her face.

Instead, the owner of the car who was hit continued to scold: "Why don't you speak? Let me tell you, my car is a Mercedes-Benz imported from Germany! You knocked my rear headlight into it, you have to pay me for it, and this thing will cost at least 30,000 yuan to decorate it in the 4S store, and I won't cheat you, you will give me 30,000 yuan. ”

Which rear-end brother continued to be silent.

The owner of the car who was hit was upset when he saw that the old brother refused to reply for a long time.

After all, he is also a person with status and status. Is it simple to drive someone who can afford to import a German Mercedes?

And the car that hit itself was actually ... Wuling Hongguang.

What is this so enduring?

How much money can you have to drive Wuling Hongguang?

"I guess I can't even pay 10,000 yuan!"

"Stinky boy, let me tell you, if you don't explain to me today, I tell you, don't want to leave."

And the old brother who chased the tail finally seemed to be unable to hold back the zombie face, and suddenly laughed.

The owner of the Mercedes that was rear-ended is now rear-ending his own! The man laughed as if he had lost his mind.

He immediately wanted to say something, but what happened after kissing made him stunned.

I saw that the laughing old brother suddenly had a clear look in his eyes, and made a painful decision on his face, and then walked a few steps towards the Mercedes-Benz owner with a resolute face, which frightened the Mercedes-Benz owner to quickly retreat.

"Damn, what does this kid want to do? Judging by his resolute look, I won't break the net with me..."

And when the rear-end brother saw that his prey had run away, he quickly caught up, and the two of them chased after me like this, and the audience who ate melons on the side was stunned.

Wonderful in my heart!

After running a few laps, the Mercedes-Benz owner couldn't run, after all, if you let a fat man of more than 290 meters run 500 meters, I'm afraid that he won't be tired into a dog every minute.

So the big man was forced to have no way out, and finally closed his eyes in despair.

I shouted in my heart, "It's really fucking unlucky today, I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out and met a madman." ”

"Mother's Xipi's!"

And just when others thought that which brother was about to kill the Mercedes-Benz owner, the next scene made the melon in their hands. It just snapped to the ground...

I saw which owner of the Wuling Hongguang stretched out his head to the mouth of the Mercedes-Benz owner......... Kiss... Go!

“！！！ …”

The air was suddenly quiet~

Passers-by watched this scene with stunned expressions, and after a second, they covered their eyes, and the scene was extremely spicy.

A sturdy guy in his 20s. The kiss lord is a fat man of more than 290 pounds... This picture is so impactful, it simply ruins the three views!

"Damn, the light of this philosophy ♂ simply blinds my titanium dog's eyes."

"No, I have to wash my eyes, and I have to enjoy at least 500 facial cleansers before I can wash them off!"

After seeing this scene, a woman quickly covered the eyes of the little Lori on the side.

Little Lori, who was covered with her eyes, asked very innocently: "Mommy, why are you covering my eyes?" And what are those two big brothers doing? Isn't it said that only big brothers and big sisters can kiss? How can their two big brothers kiss together? ”

Little Lori's mother was speechless when she heard what Little Lori said.

"It's... How can this be explained? You can't tell him that the opposite sex is only for reproduction, and the same sex is true love. Women dare to pledge if they dare to say so. In the future, his daughter is estimated to bring several to herself... Woman... Friend! ”

After thinking for a while, the woman said, "Actually, the two little brothers are having an in-depth discussion... Philosophy ♂, this is something that only adults can do, children don't. Multi-tube, especially girls! You just have to be obedient. Mommy will buy you candy to eat! ”

After the little Lori heard her mother's words. Still nodded obediently.

"Mommy, I don't want sugar, I want Peppa Pig..."!

Little Lori Mommy: "......"