Chapter 150: Do Narcissistic People Know About Their Narcissism?
The Fair's diplomatic fleet had come quite sincerely, with only one large composite ship and a few accompanying ships.
After the fleet stopped at Starport, the diplomatic mission disembarked and headed for the VIP room.
The Fall civilization implements a city lord system, similar to a tribe, and the diplomatic ambassador jointly elected by the city lords this time is the city lord of Kano, the city lord of Rotten Fish City, and one of the most powerful city lords of the Fell people now.
The Lord of Kano sat on a large chair with the fish's mouth facing upwards, carried forward by a dozen of Fair's retinues. Although he could have sat in a levitation seat, it was a symbol of power.
"City Lord Kano, please come here." Nathan Fei came to receive them in person, "I have already informed Lin Qiuchang of them." ”
She didn't know about the grievances between Lin Fang and the Kano City Lord, and laughed: "Lin Qiu Chang said that your arrival is very welcome. ”
"Oh." The baboon-like face of the Kano City Lord was not very good, "I tell you bastards, if you dare to touch me, it will be tantamount to declaring war on the Fair civilization." Declare war, you know! ”
Nathan Fei was a little puzzled, why did the City Lord of Kano seem to be quite familiar with the earth?
Not long after the group arrived at the VIP room, the city lord of Kano saw three former figures coming in, Lin Fang, Dongmo Tonggong and Wei Miao, knocking him tens of millions of guys! It's still very popular.
Behind Lin Fang and the three of them, there were also some alliance personnel, and Master Luo was among them.
"Lord of Kano!" Lin Fang shouted, and stretched out his hand to signal to a dining car beside him, with a plate of fresh fried fish on the car, "This fried fish is specially made for you, the fish is selected from the Ganges River in India, with Chinese gutter oil, using the British fried fish frying method, refined." ”
The city lord of Kano sniffed the fragrance, and the attendants next to him couldn't help but swallow their throats.
"......" Wei Miao glanced at the black fried fish.
"Are there fish bones?" The city lord of Kano asked.
"Yes, every fish is famous for having a lot of bones." Lin Fang said, "It's all fried crispy and spicy." ”
The dining cart was pushed, and the city lord of Kano stretched out his greasy fat hand, picked up a few fried fish and threw them into his mouth, "The taste is okay, but the fish bones are not hard and sharp enough, what are these fish bones?" The fish shreds are about the same. ”
"City Lord Kano, this is just an appetizer, and there is a formal welcome banquet." Dongmo Tong smiled.
"Don't talk nonsense, I didn't come to Earth to eat fish." The city lord of Kano turned around and said, "Look at your appearance, you know what I mean." Hmph, I advise you to accept it when you see it! The engineering bureau couldn't dismantle it, and we Fair people helped dismantle it! ”
He spat out a fish bone fiercely, "You guys are so and ghostly, you don't know how to die." ”
Everyone looked at Master Luo, and sure enough, the Engineering Bureau was secretly inciting the masses.
However, the masses in front of them can also be powerful allies.
"Lord of Kano." Lin Fang said that on the way to Xinggang before, everyone had already discussed how to deal with it. "If the solar system is demolished, the other galaxies around it can applaud, but you are in for a catastrophe."
"You're scaring me?" The city lord of Kano said angrily, the iron ring in his mouth clanged, "Come and see what happened to our Fairstar, so you can't go home." ”
"You're mistaken, not trying to scare you. It's to explain the situation to you. Now that Fairstar can be used as a transit station in this area, everyone has to run to replenish, go to Rotten Fish City for sightseeing, and go to the Fish Singer Tavern to consume, why? ”
Lin Fang looked at Dongmo Tong inquiringly.
She sang and took over: "It's not because there are no hyperspace sites in this area!" ”
"And what if there is?" Lin Fang asked.
"Hey, do you need to talk about it?" "I don't need to go through Fairstar at all, first of all, it's still 20 light-years away from here, why don't I go straight in this direction, and then, Fairstar, who likes to go." ”
"Why don't you like it?"
"If you don't like it, you don't like it, rotten fish only Fairers like to eat, and rotten songs only Fairers like to listen. The air is bad again, what kind of waste treasure river, stinks to death. If it weren't for the fact that it was a transit station and paid me to go, I wouldn't have go. She said.
"Nonsense!" The city lord of Kano was furious, and spat out several fish bones in a row, "You guys are talking nonsense with a hammer! ”
The attendants around him were also furious, "This is an insult! "How dare you say that the waste treasure river stinks? That's the river of life for the Fairs! ”
The City Lord of Kano was so angry that he wanted to sit up, "How popular we Fairs are! How many popular Divine Comedies on the Internet have become popular since Fairstar, including your song "Two Mother-in-law and One Lang"! Fairstar is a musical mecca. I think you're just jealous, it's only 20 light years away, but you want to sell remotely and primitively, hehehe. ”
"Not really." Lin Fang looked at Nathan Fei, "This, Tolan man, what do you think of the Fairs?" ”
"Uh......" Nathan Fei pointed to the Dongmo Tong bow, "That's what I just said." ”
"Phew, that doesn't mean anything!" The city lord of Kano was disdainful, "This guy is your employee, of course he will help you speak." ”
Using the hologram of the VIP room, Dongmo Tonggong called up some of the comments of Fairstar roaming on the Internet to show them, all of which were one-star reviews. In fact, the overall rating of Fairstar is an absolutely perfect L-shape, and it is impossible to find an evaluation outside of one star.
"Super bad place, you don't have to transfer, don't go!" "As soon as I entered the Fell system, I vomited in my space helmet." "Do you want to contribute garbage to the country? Throw a Fer into the Waste River. ”
"The food is terrible." "The city lord of Kano is a fat pig!"
"Trash, ridiculous." The city lord of Kano scolded, even more disdainful, "It's just a water army and trolls smearing us." ”
Dongmo Tonggong then brought out some emojis and funny videos made by Fairers on the Internet.
"Still a troll." The city lord of Kano didn't look at it much, and said with confidence: "After you are built into a hyperspace site here, the Fair system will become the Ta'an Star of this area, no, it is much better than Ta'an Star, and it is better than the Gods Star, haha!" ”
He patted the chair, "I've brought the words to you, whether you want to demolish or not, weigh it yourself." We won't eat your welcome feast, let's go. ”
At that moment, his attendants lifted their chairs together, carried him and staggered away.
Lin Fang, Dongmo Tonggong, Wei Miao, everyone was full of black lines, silent.
How do you make a pig who feels super good about himself know that pig is a derogatory?
The problem is that the Fairs are almost all like pigs, and the City Lord of Kano went back and told the other City Lords that they would all think that the earthlings were, and the Fairs were popular.
Alas, what a pig teammate!