"Go to class, stand up!"

"Hello teacher."

"Hello classmates."

An image of a Chinese schoolboy attending a class was shown on a television screen in a lakeside woodland at the Baikal spaceport.

On the second day of arriving on Earth, parents and visitors take their children to participate in a class program (500 yuan per class), and sit in rows as if they were having a parent-teacher conference. Lin Fang and the three of them were standing in front of the moving blackboard in front of them.

"In addition to going to school, our children on the earth will also have a large number of cram schools, interest classes, and training classes." Lin Fang said.

Parents buzzed with amazement, with the brain capacity of earthlings, they are still so studious.

"Look at people, how hard they study." A parent of the Enqiu Zerg said to his child, "You just play with your mobile phone all day long. ”

There are many parents who take the opportunity to teach their children, but they are quite gentle. A humanoid mother with a body like a ball of meat and a large gold chain asked the child sweetly: "Oh, baby meat, isn't it hot, do you want to have a bite of Jingtian Long Live Mountain?" ”

Her child lowered her head and played with her mobile phone, her hands pressed frantically, and she responded impatiently: "Don't bother me." ”

"The first lesson was in English." Lin Fang said, "Deputy tour guide of Dongmo, please introduce." ”

Dong Mo Tong bowed and nodded, "There are more than 5,000 languages spoken on the earth, and there are 13 languages spoken by more than 50 million people. In exclamation, she continued: "The vast majority of people do not have translators and communicate by learning each other's languages. In this lesson, you will experience the most widely spoken English learned by Chinese children. Please block the English in the translator first. ”

Journalists, bigwigs, scientists and other idlers stood not far away, one of them was a linguist from the contact team, she wanted to shout, let me teach!

The parents shielded it, and the mother of the meat ball said to the child: "Meat, what English should we block first?" She didn't raise her head, but screamed viciously: "Don't bother me when you say it!" There was a thumping gunfight on his phone.

The teacher in the class is Teacher Huang, her junior high school English teacher specially invited by Lin Fang, she just makes extra money, and she can't care so much about how her students become aliens. Teacher Huang wore glasses, held a few books, and walked over from the side.

"Go to class, stand up!" Dong Motong bowed and shouted.

The parents stood up one after another, and the bubble man spaceball jumped, but the children were sparse, "Hello teacher." ”

“Good morning。” Teacher Huang walked to the blackboard and looked at this group of aliens in various forms, not stunned, just students, I have seen a lot, "I'm Ms. Huang. I'm glad to be your teacher……”

The alien tourists didn't understand it, and after muttering something she didn't know, she wrote a word on the blackboard and said, "Alien." Dong Mo Tong Gong followed and recited it, and the tourists followed her: "Alien."

"The word means alien." Teacher Huang said.

"Oh!" Visitors have learned again, aliens.

At this time, the children who were playing with their mobile phones suddenly screamed, and the child of the mother of the meat ball roared even more: "Ahhhh He roared and jumped, "How it's broken, how it's broken!" How is the network disconnected! What about the signal!? I'm playing! ”

And they looked at him. The mother of the meat ball looked at the mobile phone and also shouted: "The signal of the Axepo is gone!" What's going on with you! ”

"Hey, it's broken."

"The internet is disconnected......

Some parents also looked at their phones in confusion.

"Everyone!" Dongmo Tonggong hurriedly shouted, "The disconnection of the network is a link we have arranged, how can we go to class well if we have the Internet?" ”

The parents immediately understood, it was right, and it was well arranged.

"Yes." Lin Fang nodded seriously, "In order to give everyone the best classroom experience, what about our planet-wide network disconnection?" (Wei Miao frowns.) ）

"Wow, thank you!" "Chief Lin Qiu, you guys are so caring." Parents are moved by one word. For the sake of their small tour group, the earthlings are willing to temporarily cut off the Internet, which is unimaginable in those tourist planets in the inner region, and must be praised.

"Well, let's get on with the lessons. Mr. Huang, continue the class. Lin Fang said.

At that moment, Teacher Huang taught them the next word, Lin Fang and the three of them walked aside, and Wei Miao asked, "Are you serious?" ”

"Stun him!" Dongmo Tong bowed and roared, Lin Fang was about to slap a brick over, and asked knowingly, his head was hard! Wei Miao hurriedly shouted: "How do I know ......?"

The Acebo network has always been very stable, and it will not be disconnected for no reason, what happened? A base station on the moon was hit by a meteorite?

"I want to go online!" The child was still yelling, and the mother of the meat ball was also very dissatisfied: "If you don't restore the network immediately, I will give you a bad review!" The kid kicked a nearby tree in a rage, "I don't care, I want to go online, I want to go online!" Ahhh ”

"Hey, look over there." Lin Fang suddenly appeared next to the mother and son and pointed to them.

Everyone also looked at it, and there was a placard standing in the forest, as if there was no one just now, "It is forbidden to kick the tree, and the offender will be fined 100,000 Galaxy Coins"

100,000 Galaxy Coins!? The mother of the meat ball was shocked, "Punishment, punishment, what...... Just kicked it for a while. ”

"I'm sorry, but our earth is primitive, but it's not a place without laws." Lin Fang said heavily, "We love the law, and everyone upholds the law." If the law sets a penalty, 100,000 yuan, not a penny. ”

"You ......" the mother of the meat ball was anxious and tugged at her child, "He's just a child!" ”

Lin Fang looked up, and the people of the earth and some tourists also raised their heads, and the live broadcast camera also changed to upward shooting. The guy was more than two meters tall, covered in large muscles, and his face was full of horizontal meat, and he was crying: "I want to go online ......" is indeed a child, and his mother is more than three meters tall.

"I'm sorry, it's a child who has to be punished." Lin Fang said, "This is the law. ”

Yes, it must be punished! The alien visitors nodded their heads, and they all hated the mother of the ball. In the adjective of the earth, this planet is Shangri-La! The last pure land left for the soul. Are you embarrassed that people are so hospitable?

If it is written that it is forbidden to kick the tree, you will be fined if you kick it!

It's the law!!

"Penalty ...... Punish and punish. The mother of the meat ball said unwillingly, she originally wanted to roll and splash, but for some reason she felt that Lin Qiuchang's gaze was a little scary, and the deputy tour guide of Dongmo took out the blaster again...... It's better to hand over the 100,000, she took out her mobile phone and prepared to transfer it.

Lin Fang: ヽ (✿゚▽゚) ノ (Windfall, figurines!) ）

Dongmo Tong Bow: ヽ (✿゚▽゚) ノ (Windfall, clothes clothes!) ）

Wei Miao: ......

However, the mother of the meat ball shouted: "I can't get on the net, how can I transfer money?" ”

"Remember, don't affect the class." Lin Fang said seriously, and Dongmo Tonggong also said: "Everyone's experience is the most important. ”

So the mother pulled the child to sit down, and the class continued. Wei Miao stayed behind to take care of it, and Lin Fang and the two left the woodland in the name of arranging the next project.

"Boundless, what's going on with the Acebo network!!"