There is an open park not far from Li Yan's rental house, because of the beautiful environment and very close to the city center, people come and go every day, Li Yan plans to experiment, but what he is experimenting with is merit, if saving people can also get merit, then it is nothing more than a good thing,

After last night's hospital incident, Li Yan has been vigilant, and after seeing Shangguan Yu'er's parents yesterday, Shangguan Yu'er's parents actually wanted to marry Shangguan Yu'er to Li Yan.

Nima is dead, there is a tigress in the family, and you have to stuff one in, you are really not afraid!

Therefore, Li Yan came to the park to relax, he hoped that the emperor ghost and the ringing ghost would not come up, in broad daylight, he hadn't slept well, if these two ghosts came to the door, how would he live?

Li Yan stopped a young man who was in a hurry: "Brother, please stay, please ask for advice if you have something!" ”

"What's the matter?" The young man asked cautiously.

"Are you weak and dizzy, especially when you have sex, and often feel powerless and exhausted?"

The young man was shocked: "Master, how do you know? ”

Li Yan's face was unfathomable: "Of course I can see it." ”

"What do you think?" The young people were in good spirits.

"Look at your left hand, is it three times thicker than your right hand? It's obviously a lot of masturbation, which leads to a lack of energy. ”

Young People: "......"

Then, Li Yan was chased by young people for a thousand streets.

Damn, the special adviser of the dignified police department, is so aggrieved,

It's all caused by the system!

System: "(*'*) mentally retarded!!" ”

……

"Beauty, please stay, please ask for advice!"

Throwing off the young man who lacked energy, Lin Beifan found a beautiful woman with long hair fluttering.

was stopped by a handsome guy, and the beauty was a little shy and astringent: "You called me?" But I don't know you, what are you looking for me? ”

But I am secretly happy in my heart, could it be that this handsome guy has taken a fancy to me?

What if he asks me for contact information?

Am I giving it to him?

And for him?

Or to him?

Li Yan said seriously: "Beauty, don't think nonsense, I am a serious person." I just wanted to ask you, are you so good-looking, with such a beautiful face, and such a stiff smile...... Facelift? ”

Beauty: "......"

"Don't get me wrong, beauty, I don't mean to dislike you. I just saw that the flow of qi and blood on your face was not smooth, and there were faint 7 or 8 blockages, so I was not sure, so I came over to make sure! ”

Beauty: "......"

"You bastard, give me death!" The beauty yelled, kicked her high heels away, and raised her satchel to chase after her.

"Beauty don't be impulsive, your face is going to collapse!" Li Yan persuaded while running, why is it so difficult to make merits, Li Yan roared in his heart,

……

Throwing off the plastic surgery beauty, Li Yan came to a beggar with a broken leg.

"This brother should give some money, in order to treat my injured leg, the family has spent all the money, and my wife has run away with others, I really can't work but come out to beg!" The beggar with a broken leg shed tears of sorrow.

"Is your leg really broken?" Li Yan asked enthusiastically.

"Really, you see my legs are gone, can I still lie to you?" The beggar nodded.

"That's great!" Li Yan grabbed the box with the broken leg beggar and ran quickly, the speed is called galloping, even the time demon machine can't catch up!

The beggar with a broken leg was stunned, and then suddenly stood up and chased all the way: "Little rabbit cub, you come back for me!" That's my money! ”

"Didn't you say you had a broken leg, how can you still chase me?" Li Yan ran faster, damn it, the special adviser of the dignified police department, the powerhouse of the legendary realm triple, was actually chased by civilians like this! Where is his face!

The speed at which he could fly in the air allowed him to shake off the beggar.

"This ...... It's Superman......"

The beggar's eyes widened, eating Li Yan's dusty wind......

……

Li Yan stopped a middle-aged man with a decadent face.

"This uncle, I see you, do you have an incurable disease? Judging from your face, I am afraid that there is something wrong with the heart and pancreas! "Li Yanyuan stopped at Yue Zhi, and he has the demeanor of a master.

The middle-aged man's eyes lit up, as if grasping the last straw, and hope ignited in his heart and asked, "Little brother, how do you see it?" Little brother, you can see my physical illness at a glance, the master is in the world! Little brother, if you stop me, could it be that my illness can still be saved? ”

Li Yan laughed, and then said: "Don't get me wrong, I stopped you just to tell you that your illness is hopeless, go and die with peace of mind!" ”

Middle-aged man: "......"

"It's better to write a will quickly, otherwise it's too late!"

Middle-aged man: "......"

……

The whole park was tossed by Li Yan's chickens and dogs.

After some experiments, Lin Beifan summed up some experience.

He found that the green gas on the body of healthy people accounts for more than 80%, for example, the green gas on the body of healthy children accounts for more than 90%, and Lin Beifan has reached 95%.

Below this standard, it means that there is something wrong with the body, and the lower the ratio, the more serious the body.

If the green gas is less than 50%, it means that the person's body is very serious, generally he has a serious illness or cancer, or a serious injury, and the physical damage is very serious.

Less than 20%, it means that life is in danger and on the verge of dying.

If there is a place on the body where the flow is not smooth or the ash gas is condensed, it means that there is something wrong with that place.

Li Yan also found that as people grow up and get closer and closer to the limit of life, then the green gas on the human body will gradually decrease, and the gray gas will slowly increase. For example, an old man, don't look at his usual attention to maintenance and fitness, he looks very tough, but in fact, there is not so much green gas in his body, and a disease may knock his body down.

"This little X brother is so energetic! The old man has been observing you for a long time, seeing that you have run several laps here, and I haven't seen you panting, your body is so good, it is rare for young people to have a good body like you! ”

A deep and powerful voice sounded behind Li Yan.

Li Yan turned his head and saw an old man of about 60 years old in a white Tai Chi suit walking over, sitting next to Li Yan, looking at him with a smile.

There was some sweat on his forehead, and there was heat on his body, it seemed that he had just finished his workout, looking for a place to rest, looking around, and only Lin Beifan had a place to sit on the side.

Li Yan's spiritual sense sensed that this old man had some ancient martial arts background, and then spoke: "Old man, your body is still strong, I think you are 60 years old, but your body is comparable to a 40-year-old middle-aged person." ”

"Little brother is really good at talking!" The old man laughed, and his voice was very loud: "The old man is 70 and 6 years old this year, and he is half the age when he enters the coffin, but you actually say that I look only 60 years old, and my body is 40 years old...... Haha, this is the most comfortable word the old man has ever heard this year! And the old man can see that you mean it sincerely! ”

The old man looked a little shameless.

However, Li Yan is even more shameless: "Of course, the biggest advantage of my Li Yan is sincerity, to tell the truth, I don't like to deceive people, others like to call me an honest Xiaolangjun!" ”

"Heaven Descends"

actually said it without changing his face.

"Haha...... As soon as you praised you, you gasped, you kid is so shameless, it's shameless, you have the demeanor of the old man! The old man pointed at Li Yan and scolded with a smile.

This time it was Li Yan's turn to be dissatisfied: "Old man, who are you scolding?" ”

The old man continued to laugh: "What's the matter, the little brother can't stand it when he is teased? ”

"Nonsense, who can stand it?" Li Yan said unceremoniously: "I can be shameless, but I can't be like you!" ”

Old man: "......"