After ordering takeout, you can play with the computer while waiting for the food to be delivered.

I just had a hearty lunch at noon, and I can eat whatever I want in the evening, and I ordered a Kentucky Chicken set meal, which includes burgers and fat house happy water.

I turned on my computer and browsed the forums first.

I've been out all day today, so it's comfortable to come home.

Blowing the air conditioner, playing with the computer, and drinking happy water with ice in the meeting.

What else do you need in life?

This is probably the perfect life state of the most salted fish.

Sitting on a chair and scrolling through the web casually, the topics on the Internet are still the same as yesterday, most of them are still related to the "Xuanyue" anime.

Then he browsed a few more posts, and by the way, switched to a few small vest accounts that he registered last time and replied to them on them.

After waiting for about 20 minutes, the meal he ordered on his phone had been delivered, and when he finished dinner, he could play the game.

It seems that he has been busy lately, and he hasn't played a game in a while, so he finally has a break today, and he has to play a few games.

……

"Senior Bai bless, let me eat chicken once tonight."

Pi Phi Armor hasn't eaten chicken for a week, either he ran into a teammate or a fairy, and his luck was a little bad.

Whether it is a single row, a double row, or a quad row, I haven't eaten the chicken once, and it often falls into a box.

It just so happened that he had recently indulged in an adapted comic book written by a milk rider, and he learned that the people in it burned incense and bowed down to a senior, hoping to absorb some good luck.

Pi Phi Jia opened the mobile phone comics, and on the mobile phone screen was a beautiful comic man, who was the white senior drawn in the comics.

Incense...... Belch...... There was no incense, he used a cigarette instead, lit three cigarettes, and placed them in front of his phone.

He looked at the phone, and then knelt on the floor reverently, with a serious face, his hands folded, and with a click, he bent down and bowed.

"Amen." After a serious sentence, he stood up.

After worshipping Senior Bai, he put away his mobile phone.

Ready to start playing.

Today, with the blessing of Bai's senior's luck, he believes that he will definitely be able to eat chicken tonight.

He was confident, he felt full of strength, and he had a vague premonition in his heart that he might really eat chicken tonight.

Don't ask his teammates to be a great god, just ask him not to cheat, and he will have the confidence to lead his teammates to victory.

Click on the game client and log in to the game.

According to his habits, it is usually a double or four row.

Click on the two-player mode.,I'm going to play double row first.,After all, if you're in four rows.,It's more about playing together with friends when it's black.,It's easier to communicate.。

As for the single-player mode, basically I won't think about it, nagging like him, playing solo is too boring, and there is not even a person to talk to, and he may suffocate himself to death.

It's better to be in a double row, you can find a teammate to chat with you, joke or something.

In the game PUBG, although eating chicken is important, what is more important is that the joy cannot be stopped, otherwise how can he be worthy of the ID of his leather armor.

He's not artificial leather, it's real leather.

From the time he touched this game until now, he was either in the skin or on the way to the skin.

But...... A lot of the time, it's not all smooth sailing, and sometimes he has teammates who break him. For example, some time ago, I met a vegetable forced melon pima, the other party was sassy and vegetable, you said what you wanted him to do, he was also desperate, he was also very powerless, and his heart said that he couldn't take it at all. The other party can turn over the ground in a car, what do you want him to do?

Click on the two-player mode, and after a short queue wait, you enter the quality square.

Entering the game, the whole square is crowded with people.

Pippi's eyes fell on the quality square, he was searching for his teammates to see where he was, and as a teammate in this game, he decided to communicate with each other.

The game is all about communication, and if you don't communicate, how can you cooperate well.

Soon, he found where his teammates were.

Well?

The moment he saw his teammates, Pi Phi felt that the other party's appearance was somewhat familiar...... He subconsciously looked at the bottom left of the screen.

The ID is also familiar.

Wait a minute!

He suddenly remembered who this teammate was, his face changed suddenly, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly...... ID of [xianyu, yan], isn't this the 'Daye' brother he once met?"

I'll make a straw, this big brother is a cheaper existence than him.

He felt like he was a little in pain.

“Boy♂next♂door！” And just as he was struggling, a word full of life philosophy came to his ears.

The wind is soft and the sound is crisp.

But he felt that his eggs were painful.

MMP Yo, why is this teammate again, what kind of sin did he do in his last life, and today, more than a month later, he met each other.

You must know that I worshipped Senior Bai today, why is my luck still so bad?

"Brother Daye, why are you again." Pippi's heart was full of sorrow.

Hearing the other party's question, Shen Yan was also shocked.

can call him Brother Daye, which means that the two of them have been lined up together, and they have been cheated by him.

Speaking of teammates who have been pitted by Shen Yan...... Actually, it's not so much, it's one, two, three...... Uh, let's not count it first, anyway, it's not a lot, it's just a few (a few are key words, circled to test).

"Actually, this is not me, what you see me is not me, but another you, the fantasy in your heart. You can think I'm you or maybe it's not you, what the hell is that, but it doesn't really matter, the important thing is that we're teammates now. Shen Yan said a lot of very depressing words in a low voice.

If you shave his head and put on a robe, will people think that he is an eminent monk?

"......" Pi Pi Armor was so confused that his head was dizzy when he heard it, and he didn't know what the other party was talking about.

"So...... Friend, can you answer ass♂e♂can? ”

It sounds like a greeting.

It's like the conversations that the teacher taught in class when I first learned English, "Ho are you" and "I'm fine, thank you".

But he soon woke up, and wait, it was the Daye brothers who asked the question.

No, can't answer! Absolutely not answered.

In his words, there is definitely a hole dug waiting for him.

Although he didn't understand what the other party meant, it was definitely not that simple.

Anyway, just refuse to answer.

Silence, or silence.

Ah, don't you speak?

confirmed that the other party was the one who had been cheated by himself, otherwise, it would be impossible not to say a word.

Shen Yan hadn't remembered who this [pipijia] was for the time being, after all, he had played the game for so long, and not every one of them could remember.

But from the other party's previous call to himself 'Brother Daye' and the current silence, he can be sure that the other party must have been in a double row before.

But it doesn't matter.

Playing games with Shen Yan, unless the other party doesn't bring a headset, he still has a hundred ways to make the other party speak.

But to play FPS games, is it possible to do without headphones?

Of course not!

I can't listen to the sound, I don't know where the gunshot came from, and I'm playing a chicken game. Isn't this similar to a deaf person listening to people talking and a blind person peeking at people taking a bath?

"Little brother, people are so cute, don't you want to pay attention to them?" Shen Yan is not a person who is willing to be silent, he immediately spoke in the voice of a little girl, for him, switching to this voice is simply pediatric.

Don't look at the common use of this method, but the effect is still really good.

Burst...... Ahem,

Hearing the little girl's voice suddenly coming from the headphones, Pi Phi almost didn't squirt out the water he had just drunk.

What is the situation, how is it so good, the other party has changed from a young man's voice to a little girl's voice.

"Brother Daye, is this your daughter?"

Sure enough, Pi Pi Armor, who had just expressed silence, spoke again.

"Not really." The voice of a little girl came through the headphones.

"That's the eldest niece?" Pippi asked curiously again.

"Guess again."

"Guess your sister."

It's not a matter of speculation.

It's a game, a game...... It's not playing with me.

Leather Armor hurt even more.

"Wowhaha, congratulations...... Wrong. Shen Yan used a little girl's voice in front of him, but after answering the wrong three words, Shen Yan's voice changed back to his own, "Actually, this person is me." ”

“……”

Pippi's heart was a little sad.

It's him, he's him, he's him! Our......

Gripping the grass, if he also made that sound just now, then how did he get it?

Voice changer?

But the voice changer he had heard before hadn't reached such an awesome level.

The sound is too real for Nima.

What kind of price does this require to change the voice of the hell to achieve this level of voice change.

"Awesome ......" held back for a long time, and Pi Phi Jia didn't know what to say here, the people in the city were really good at playing.

It's really powerful, as long as Shen Yan didn't say that this person was himself just now, it was really hard to guess.

Such a good voice changer, if you can have one yourself, wouldn't it be ......

Pi Pi Armor's eyes suddenly lit up.

If I can really have such a voice changer, it seems that I can play with others like this in the future.

Not bad.

He was originally a very skinny person, and he was better than an ordinary player in terms of psychological quality, and he soon thought of other things.

"Brother Daye, can you share this voice changer?" Pi Pi Jia immediately asked, and then he was afraid that Shen Yan would think that he wanted to get a free cracked version, so he added, "The price is not a problem." ”

If you can get this thing, maybe you can pretend to be a girl? As soon as he thought of this, he wanted to pit his few friends who were still single.

"You want a voice changer?" Shen Yan asked rhetorically.

"Yes." Pi Phi Armor replied, he really wanted it.

How could he not want something so fun.

"If you want it, then you can think about it a little longer."

“……”