Chapter 145: The Duck Man and the Contrast Machine
"Tell me, what are you going to buy bamboo rats for?"
In an eerie warehouse in the Baikal spaceport, the humanoid alien tourist is tied to a chair.
It was found that his name was Lybakern, and he was the "Duck Rusher" of the Inner Regions.
The Rushing Duck people were originally the Noa people, the race of Stevie Sparto-Gransk, and were famous for serving gourmets. Fifty thousand years ago, a group of Noa suddenly felt that food was cruel, and they joined the camp of the thousand pups and became animal protectors.
As a result, they clashed with their tribesmen, and after a failed rebellion, they were driven out of Noa. They searched all over the Inner Regions, and they found an uninhabited planet that was suitable for them, a moon of a gas giant.
On that ship, their leader shouted excitedly: "Rush the duck! They also shouted excitedly: "Rush the duck!" ”
That's how it was then, the gang landed on that planet and had a new home from then on. To commemorate the moment of rebirth, this new home was named "Rushing Duck Star".
Of course, it can also be translated as "forward star" and the like. However, looking at their appearance, although they have been genetically edited to appear different from the Noua, those taste buds have been removed, and they no longer have the ability to eat with their hands and feet, but they still have a large protruding mouth like a duck's beak.
The word duck can also show their animal-loving culture. So the Rushing Duck Man is the best translation.
"No need to pretend anymore, you put Noa in the entry race column, but we know that you are a duck rusher." Dong Motong bowed solemnly.
Even if you are a fool, you know that this is not right, what is the purpose of hiding your identity? Hide the real purpose of buying animals.
"No, no......," Lebakern said calmly, "I am indeed a Nouah, and I do buy bamboo rats for food." ”
He looked at Lin Fang, Wei Miao, and the little girl in the corner over there, as if looking for recognition.
"It's true, after I came to Earth, I found that there were Internet celebrities on the Earth Network who used bamboo rats as a selling point, interacted intimately with bamboo rats, and then turned around and slaughtered and ate them, and it became a mess. I thought I'd copy the idea and take the bamboo rat to the galactic network and bring it back to Noa. If it can catch fire too, then I'll send it. ”
"It's not going to be hot." Lin Fang said, "This kind of thing is only liked by those of us who are cruel to the earth. ”
At this time, Bean Bao came from the corner and brought a bowl of pungent smelling sticky things.
"This bowl is called greasy love." Dongmo Tonggong smiled and said, "Noa, you must be able to drink what it is made of." ”
"Don't ......," Rybakern frightened, "well, I'm a duck rusher...... I just said a little bit of a lie, in fact, I want to sell the bamboo rat to Noya Star, it must be very popular. ”
"You don't see the panic detector and don't shed tears." Dong Motong bowed and waved his hand, "Upper test panic machine." ”
However, from the time Doubao pushed out the panic detector to the use of this machine, Lybakern didn't react much, gritting his teeth and closing the duck's beak to survive. They were all surprised, it seems that this guy is a hard bone.
"You are illegally detained and tortured." Lebaken threatened, "I'm going to sue the Interstellar Tribunal!" ”
"Duck rusher." Lin Fang thought for a while, "You're not afraid of panic detectors, but some machines will be afraid." ”
"You mean?" Dongmo Tong was startled, it was different from the multi-purpose of the panic detector, it was a real torture tool.
Wei Miao gasped, the machine was very inhumane, and it was even more ruthless to the duck rusher.
"What......?" Rybakern swallowed, it couldn't be ......!?
He watched as the little girl pushed another machine from the corner, in the shape of a number of planets of different sizes, exactly, the contrast machine.
"Don't! You can't do that, I just want to buy a bamboo rat. Lybakern shouted hurriedly.
"No, you forged your identity to enter the earth, plotted against it, and were still lying when we caught you and interrogated." Lin Fang said lazily, "Who knows what your idea is, in order to maintain the peace of the earth, I can only let you taste this." ”
At the same time, Doubao has put on a contrast machine helmet for Lybakern and presses start.
Rybakern groaned, gritting his teeth again, determined to survive this hurdle, with his own stubborn will!
Dong Motong glared slightly, Lin Fang ate truffle candy to relieve pressure, and Wei Miao muttered: "I really don't know which heartless eye invented this kind of machine." ”
"......" Lybakern felt like he had entered a state of God's perspective, as if his soul was out of his body, and he clearly saw that he was sitting there tied up, surrounded by forests watching them.
A genderless and emotionless voice sounded in the depths of his soul: "This is you." ”
Before he could regain his senses, the whole scene changed, and his soul floated into space, clearly seeing the Earth, watching the planet revolve and rotate. There is a tiny point of light on the planet that is marked by his location, the Baikal spaceport......
Then the voice said, "This is the earth." ”
Suddenly, in an instant, he saw that Earth was placed next to two other planets, Uranus and Neptune, both much larger than Earth, 65 and 57 times larger. Suddenly, Uranus and Neptune are small, and Saturn and Jupiter are in contrast.
These two behemoths!
The Earth is already just a tiny marble, with Saturn and Jupiter being 830 and 1,321 times the size.
It's so big...... Rybakern started to feel a little uncomfortable, and suddenly, the sun joined in the contrast! He was suddenly covered in a cold sweat, and the volume of the sun was 1.3 million times that of the earth! If the earth were a snack, the sun would say that it wasn't enough to stuff your teeth. And he, a bacterium is not as good.
The voice said, "This is the solar system. ”
Suddenly, the Sun also became smaller, Sirius joined the contrast, then the North River Three, and then Arcturus, and by this time the Sun had become a small marble. Earth? In the presence of stars tens of millions of times larger than it, it becomes inaccurate to describe it as "fine dust".
"Ah......" Lebaken cried out in pain, the universe is so big, so big! Rush the duck and rush the duck, but where should you rush!
Then, Betelgeuse, the constellation Sagius...... The ...... of the Ita Star and Nebula of the Ship
The Sun is already a speck of dust, and by the time UY appears in the constellation Shield, it is equivalent to 4.5 billion suns and 200 million Earths.
"......" Rybaken couldn't bear it, blood gushed out from the corners of his mouth, the universe is so big, he is so small, what is the meaning of life! Everything is meaningless at all, what is everything in front of the universe......
An indescribable, unspeakable, unspeakable mood was destroying him.
Just before those celestial bodies billions and tens of billions of times larger than the Shield UY came out, the comparator was powered off. Lybakern escaped the catastrophe of madness. He muttered, "I'll speak, I'll talk ......"
"Is it time to tell the truth?" Dongmo Tonggong asked.
Said the robot Vali
Today's two more, thank you costar for playing 100 gold coins~