Chapter Twenty-Three: The Rise of the Catball
In the Outlands, countless bounty hunters are chasing the Blood Knife. But a few days later, the Blood Knife did not appear in the area of Pegasus Station, but appeared in Fairstar, and the three giants Niu Li walked into the Fish Singer Tavern again, looking sullen.
Was asked about Lin Fang and Dongmo Tonggong? The three giants said, "Don't mention it, they ran away." β
"Old Niu, you won't really sell them to the Shahai people, will you?"
"Sell a hair, they run!" The three giants roared, "Bastard, bastard......"
Lao Niu's statement, but no one believes it, there is news that Lao Niu got a static stasis field round board, they can run? This blood screamer is cunning, selling it to the Shahai people is not just 100 million, this is making a lot of money, and I am afraid of being held accountable by Penglai, people say that they will be captured alive.
"Static hysteresis field round plate? Me, I...... Exercise! At this time, the three giants ended the conversation with a rough burst.
Before the day was over, new news spread all over the outer regions, and Lin Fang and the others were sold to Sha Haixing!
Bounty hunters are moving in turmoil, some diverting to the Sand Sea, and some going to Fairstar to continue to cut off the Blood.
Anyway, the three giant bull forces are in big trouble this time, who made him so cruel.
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After nearly a month of the earth, Shenyun has returned to the solar system, and the day of the door-to-door construction of Ansebo and the spaceport is almost here.
The ship smoothly switched from warp mode to pulse mode, and flew slowly towards the blue planet.
"Earth! Look, it's Earth! "A certain god of songs was crying out by the porthole, and all the gods of song rushed over and cheered, as if there was something great about the earth.
This interstellar adventure has exhausted many of them, and a world tour is not so tiring.
However, Lin Fang and the three of them were also relieved, the earth was still there, and it was not bombarded by the sudden demolition team.
To say hi, the spacecraft passed next to the ISS. Through the windows and windows, the singers waved and kissed the astronauts in the space station's dome module, and grinned with a mouthful of Hollywood white teeth.
"%#&$......$%@#......" the astronauts shouted, looking very anxious and nervous, as if they were conveying some message to them, "#&$%......! β
That's right, we just came back from an alien trip, Rotten Fish City or something, and we got some alien gifts, so you should envy it.
The singers saluted with laughter.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the destination is New York, navigation is complete!" Boundless said happily.
The crowd suddenly became more enthusiastic, and someone sang John Denver's Take Me Home, Country Road, and everyone clapped their palms and clapped their hands, and quickly sang: "Country Road, take me home, take me back to my roots." West Virginia, Mother Mountains. Take me home, Country Road. β
At the same time, the Shenyun entered the Earth's atmosphere, like a fallen leaf, and rushed to the ground.
America is still America, New York is still New York, but suddenly, because of what they saw, the crowd's singing came to an abrupt end......
Dongmo Tong Gong and Wei Miao haven't seen it yet, but Lin Fang is also puzzled, uh......
The Statue of Liberty, located at the mouth of the Hudson River in New York, with a base height of 93 meters, and the main materials of copper and steel, was a gift from France in 1876 to celebrate the 100th anniversary of American independence, and has long become a symbol of the United States and a major landmark on the earth.
What she looks like, as long as the earthlings know her, they have a concept in their heads.
But now, instead of holding a torch aloft, she is holding a huge statue of a fat cat......
What the heck?
"Wuyan, have we encountered the turbulence of time and space?" Lin Fang asked. Is it to another universe?
"No, it's harder to encounter time and space turbulence than to win the lottery." "As far as I know, you don't have any luck winning the lottery. β
"That's why I'm worried! Encountering space-time turbulence is bad luck and works, okay? β
The two of them finally found out that something was wrong, because it was impossible for a Homo sapiens civilization to do this!
(In a certain plane, the ancestors of Homo sapiens are erecting a stone statue of a sacred cat at the door of the cave, and they feel that there is an answer to whether to put away the animal skin clothes and bring a banana leaf to protect them from the sun and rain before going out in the future.) οΌ
The fat cat statue is also very arrogantly designed, in a side sleeping position, with a pair of cat eyes with lasers, which looks very familiar......
"Do you think that cat looks like a big cat?" Dongmo Tong asked.
"I think." Lin Fang and Wei Miao said.
The next second, "What's going on!! The three of them exclaimed at the same time, and their faces instantly aged tenfold.
How do the singers know, the streets of New York have become deserted, and the prosperity of the past has disappeared, and some places have even been flooded more than half. The scattered pedestrians on the street hurried, and as soon as they saw the spaceship, they immediately jumped, screamed, and waved in ecstasy, "They're back, they're back!" β
From one neighborhood to another, people were boiling, and people in tall buildings rushed to the balconies, "The aliens are back!" "The earth is saved!"
"What did that cat do......" Lin Fang said coldly, "The ...... of the earthlings who don't shed tears when they don't see the coffin"
"Could it be that my prayer to the chattering beast has manifested itself?" Dongmo Tonggong is still a bit of a fluke.
"Uh, Captain, Second Mate, you'd better check it out on YouTube......" said one of the singers, his voice shaking.
What the? Lin Fang, Dongmo Tonggong and Wei Miao all took out their earth mobile phones to watch the popular videos on YouTube, all about a cat.
In one video, on the edge of the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France, a flying sword fat cat repeatedly threw the French president into the air, "Thank you for your contribution to scientific research!" β
In another video, the alien construction team spacecraft uses a repulsion net to pull the Eiffel Tower off the ground, and the screams of humans are non-stop. The videographer said in despair: "Oh my God, I've never seen anything like this...... The Eiffel Tower, which is more than 300 meters high, was dragged away by the construction team.
In another video, in New York, the torch of the Statue of Liberty was blown up by the construction team with precision and thrown into the Hudson River, and the flying sword fat cat hung in the sky and said: "You know, French, there is nothing more symbolic of freedom than an escaped cat!" β
Another video shows the construction team spacecraft attaching the fat cat statue to the Statue of Liberty.
There are also various videos.
At Disneyland in California, a group of Mickey Mouse puppeteers were stripped to their underwear, and Mao Dabao tore all the Mickey Mouse doll costumes in front of a group of frightened children and tourists, "Look at the stupid mice you like!" It's all pretended! β
In London, England, the people on the streets ran in terror, a flying sword rushed by, and the cat Dabao threw cat litter into the crowd, and the speed made each cat litter smash people into tears, "Why does Cat have the meaning of 'vicious woman', say! β
In Shanghai, China, a group of folklore experts were thrown into the Huangpu River amid screaming, "This is the Year of the Rat?" Immediately kick the rat out of the zodiac sign and change it to the Year of the Cat! β
In Tokyo, Japan, a Doraemon store collapsed, and a bunch of Doraemon were squashed, "Cats are not responsive nannies, no!" β
...... "Cat and Mouse" is no longer broadcast, Tom no one is playing, Nobita is bullied by Fat Tiger miserably, Shizuka and Izuki Sugi are together.
The Champs-ΓlysΓ©es in Paris is in ruins, former luxury stores are in ruins, and some Chinese aunts are crying.
"I want to buy a bag, I want to buy a bag!"
In addition to the cry of the aunt in the video, the death-like silence in the Shenyun is even quieter than when they really encounter the turbulence of time and space......
The singers didn't dare to squeak, they could recognize from the video that the fat cat was wearing a Shenyun uniform, a gang.
What makes people even more shocking is a piece of news, Mao Dabao announced the establishment of the "Cat Ball Empire", the capital of Mao'er Thorn Daizi Village, the first emperor of the cat......
"Has anyone ever told me what that word is?" Lin Fang asked, "The word for the Yen's shovel?" β
"wΔ, a pronunciation with 'wow.'" "It means hillside, low-lying land." β
"What do you mean by 'cat's sting'?" Lin Fang asked again.
"It meant a cat stabbed on a hillside."
"That's not right!" Dong Motong raised his hand to grab the words, "Obviously read it like this, cat thorn - ε±²ε, which means that the hillside is full of cat thorn plants." It's also a fruit tree. Lin Fang suddenly asked, "Is it delicious?" β
What! Wei Miao yelled frantically: "What strange place has your focus jumped to again! How is the cat on Earth, what is it doing, and what are we going to do with it, these are the right concerns! Didn't you notice that the earth has been renamed Cat Ball? β
Suddenly, all the singers were stunned, looking at the aft engine room, and a figure walked by.
The man, male, tall and thin, with messy hair and a pale face, as if he had been malnourished for a long time.
This is...... Who? Is there anyone else on board? The singers have been on the ship for a month, and they have never heard of it, let alone seen it......
Wei Miao choked on his own saliva, Dongmo Tong's bow almost fell on the spot, and Lin Fang hurriedly took a broom and blocked it in front of him.
It's big, it's really big this time.
"I'm sorry, I'm out......," the man said, his voice slumped, "the instant noodles are gone, the water is gone, and the air conditioner is broken." I tried to pry open the hatch with a wrench, but before I could pry it, the hatch suddenly broke and popped open......"
He looked at the singers, "Hello...... I'm going to introduce myself, oh, I'm the chief engineer of the Great Decay, and my name is ......."
"Please note that the Great Old Decay was two years ago, and the ship is now called the Divine Fortune again." Boundless said happily.
"Oh...... My name is......! β
The man was just about to say his name, but his mouth was hit by a broom head, and Lin Fang said fiercely: "You are the chief engineer of the Great Old Decay, that's all!" β