The word "miserable" has become a tragic portrayal of He Yuting's life. When she was just born, Yu was not a common word. Most of the people of the same generation are called Jianguo, Jianjun, Wei, and Zhi...... Well, it's a male name! Most of the female names are Juan, Lan, Qiong, Ting...... Well, she does have the word "Ting" in her name. But parents prefer to appear educated, so they have to add more words to it. The Xinhua dictionary fell to the ground, and when I turned it over, there was a word "Yu".

"Ouch my man! This word is too literate! "My parents were overjoyed and thought that this was providence. Immediately gave this word to the newborn daughter.

Many years later, when she was studying abroad, she learned that "Yuting" is also called "levonorgestrel tablets", a kind of Western medicine, which functions as an emergency contraceptive for women, that is, when there are no protective measures or other contraceptive methods and occasional mistakes!

And that's not all! Just graduated from college, I was hit by my classmate's drunken father and suffered a comminuted fracture all over my body. Fortunately, his father is rich, and his chest slapped his big hand and waved: "Rule!" It's a human life! Lao Tzu pays! ”

The doctor was a well-known surgeon in the country, but he did a lot of surgery that day, and when it was his turn to operate on He Yuting, he accidentally dozed off and closed his eyes once, and then sent tweezers into his heart...... The doctors and nurses in the entire operating room all turned their mouths into shouts, and watched the ECG monitor "tick-" and there was no longer a beating sound.

He Yuting's soul stopped indifferently next to her corpse, with mixed tastes. She was unlucky since she was a child, her parents gave up on her, and she always felt that she would suddenly die in an accident one day. The eldest brother and sister are already sensible, even if she dies suddenly one day, her parents will not be childless. She herself gave up, she was chased by dogs and bitten by cats since she was a child, and she was swallowed half by a big catfish in a pond and then pulled back by her uncle...... Alas, the past is unbearable!

"I'm rubbing, this woman's luck! I'm afraid I'm going to be eaten by a tengu, right? "Someone was making a fuss around her. He Yuting looked sideways and saw a white triangular hat on his head, and the man with his tongue pulled out and hanging on his chest as a pendant was gesturing his body in front of a book.

On the cover of the book, it reads "Book of Life and Death".

"You're the big brother of Bai Wuchang, right?" He Yuting slapped her face hot and leaned in. "You're here to collect the souls?" She almost didn't cry, and her inner voice was: Oh, yo goose, you're finally here. This time, I don't have to struggle, I can go to the underworld to pour a bowl of Meng Po soup, and prepare for the second reincarnation. I don't believe it, the next reincarnation can be so unlucky......

Bai Wuchang looked at her reluctantly. "Congratulations...... Yu Ting? ”

Why do you want to separate your first and last names so much? Why don't you just call Lao Tzu Western medicine with the scientific name levonorgestrel tablets or simply call Lao Tzu "contraceptive pills"?

He Yuting took a deep breath - she is a ghost and takes a deep breath! It's purely to calm the soul. After all, she is a landlord, she is just a newcomer, she can't afford to offend, she can't afford to offend!

"I am, I am!" She bowed and smiled, flattering, rubbed her hands and stroked her feet, and she was a dog-legged little in one go! stunned the impermanence big brother into a stunned moment. "You're always here to collect my soul, aren't you? No need to chain! I'll go with you! ”

Bai Wuchang's expression was even more reluctant. "In fact......"

He Yuting had a vague premonition. "The facts?"

"You have three hundred and twenty years to live."

"What? What do you say?! He Yuting snatched the book of life and death from his hand.

——He Yuting, born in 1980, died in 2316. The cause of death, food poisoning.

He Yuting's eyes were dizzy. It's 2018, and there are still 320 years to live? And three hundred and twenty years to live? In terms of contemporary medical technology, what human can live another 320 years?

He Yuting grabbed Bai Wuchang's collar and yelled in a ghostly voice: "Are you really stepping on Ma and being Lao Tzu a scourge for thousands of years?" Do you want me to live another 500 years? Tell me, which guy can live more than 300 years now? That's not a man, that's a goblin! ”

Bai Wuchang smiled and pointed to her corpse.

The poor, breathless shell lay flat on the bed like a rag doll, eyes still wide open to the sky. He Yuting felt panicked when she looked at it. The famous surgeon was holding his mobile phone and making a trembling call: "Hello? Gu Dong? The girl had just stopped her heartbeat...... What the? Must be saved? But she ...... What the? If it doesn't work, freeze? Sent to the future to be saved? ”

He Yuting slapped her face in the face. Gu Dong is her classmate's father, the super rich one.

"Who am I messing with?" She asked Bai Wuchang rhetorically, "Can't you want to die?" ”

"I'm afraid it won't work." Bai Wuchang gave her a smile in turn and pushed her towards the corpse. An irresistible suction held her firmly.

"Please, big brother!" He Yuting's soul struggled to reach out from her body, and she cried desperately: "Let me die!" Take me away! Send it to the underworld! ”

The ECG monitor screamed rhythmically again.

"Doctor!" The head nurse shouted in surprise and delight. "My heartbeat is back!"

The nationally renowned surgeon - He Yuting even forgot what his name was - put down his mobile phone with a snap, and immediately said: "Quick, anesthesia freezing!" Hang her last breath! ”

I've got a bunch of huskies in your house!

He Yuting's eyes darkened, and she lost any consciousness.