I got up in the morning and was cutting vegetables in the kitchen, and the old Wang came in with an unkind face on the other side of the door, he held the watermelon knife in one hand and patted it lightly in the other hand, I was very unhappy, my door was not closed and was left for the girl next door, I thought that you picked your feet and the big man ran to my house with a knife, do you want to rob? Look at the weakness of my body by a few ranks!

This guy is standing with one foot in the door and one foot outside the door, and he is not letting the girl next door into my house.

I dropped the kitchen knife and angrily scolded him to go home. Ma Dan didn't play his cards according to the routine, and actually said that he didn't wake up from sleepwalking, and he had to sleep for a while!

What's even more infuriating is that his family is all crowded in behind.

, this is going to make trouble, buddy is on fire, and he was about to pick up the rolling pin and beat them out, when he suddenly saw a carton of eggs he just bought from the supermarket yesterday, and he took it into account!

"Oh, Dio, it's another badass, I'll throw ...... This one is also broken, I'll throw it again..."

In less than a minute, a carton of eggs was thrown in the face of Lao Wang's family on the opposite side on the grounds that my hands were slipping.

Lao Wang and his brother lie on the ground, threatening to pay compensation, find international police, and threaten to tell his godfather, not to do business with me, cut off my water and food...

Ciao, threaten me, and still want to blackmail me?

Thought there was an international police relative?

It's a big deal that I'm looking for the girl next door slowly, her house is a drop in the Northeast, rice is sent for free, and peanut oil...

However, buddy can't admit defeat, even if he has to run away in the end, he will cripple his family!

So I laid out all the eighteen kitchen knives, and after a final thought, I took the axe of the camping tree chopping in my hand, weighed it, raised my hands high, and slashed down at the half-foot-thick vegetable mound.

The horse egg was almost stuck, and it took a lot of effort to take the axe off.

"Bastard, what about the good iron as clay? I'm going to give it a bad review...... Five-star bad review! I'm going to throw this axe and all the kitchen knives downstairs in the trash..."

Then I stood there, pulled out a boning knife, aimed at Lao Wang's family, and said, "Go you, this broken knife!" ”

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The next day, Lao Wang's international police relatives shouted the whole loudspeaker downstairs, saying that I was destroying the harmony in the neighborhood......

Ma Dan, I threw him three rounds with a hammer, and smashed a wheel on the spot! Scared, that thing ran desperately on two wheels!

What are you afraid of, buddy just wants to nail a nail in the window, hanging bacon in winter, but I didn't expect my hand to slip and the hammer fell downstairs!

Since then, Lao Wang's family has often sent me local eggs to ensure that they are fresh and green and pollution-free...

When the door opened, there were also girls upstairs and downstairs who came to discuss the outline of the novel with me, and also made a new term, the glow-in-the-dark outline......

I just like the girl next door... Oil, rice...

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If you know, you know what I'm complaining about, don't say it! I don't know, just let me really complain......